Marvel, who rescued him? !
Chapter 87 The big clown incident: prank
"Oh~ this place is dirty and rotten, but as long as you are here, it makes me so happy that I want to go crazy! Even if you don't want to be my friend..."
The Joker sat directly on the blood-stained stage, ignoring the escaped Batman No. 3, and smiled crazily at the remaining three Batmans:
"My friends, do you want to know how I got the scar on my face?"
"My father is an alcoholic...a demon. One day he drank even more than before, and my mother had to go to the kitchen to defend herself with a knife...He didn't like this...at all...so, I looked at...him He was laughing while stabbing me with the knife, and he turned to me and said: 'Why are you so serious?'"
Listening to the Joker's story, Batman No. 5 sneered: "You lunatic, do you think we don't know where the wounds on your face came from? I've seen the video and the wounds on your face were cut by the Rift Girl. Haha...You madman was so scared that you peed your pants."
Listening to Batman No. 5's words, the Joker covered his face and laughed even more crazily, as if he heard a happy joke:
"Hahahahahahaha, yes, you know... you know... you were laughing at me when I was lying on the ground, you were laughing at me when I peed my pants, and you were still laughing at me when you saw the scars on my face. "
Standing up and walking onto the stage, picking up the dagger with flesh and blood on the ground, the clown continued:
"Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh! But I still have my girlfriend who is willing to comfort me. She is still willing to be with me, even if I am an ugly coward, and I...I became a truck driver, although It’s hard work, but times are getting better, aren’t they?”
Crouching down, the clown bared his big yellow teeth, and his pale face made him look ferocious and strange:
"Choose~ Of the three of you, one of you will be left. Which one of you wants to stay with me?"
Batman No. 5 glanced at the two people next to him. Batman No. 1 never spoke, while Batman No. 4 looked more like a zombie who was overly frightened and lost his reaction.
"I'll stay with you, let them two go." Batman No. 5 sighed.
Sticking to the blood on the ground, the clown drew a blood-red smile on himself and said to the three people:
"Oh~ By the way, I said I would help you break the bond. I'm sorry to disappoint you. It was just a little joke. After all, I don't know where your parents will be. Of course, if you are willing to provide it, I will be happy to do so. Serve.”
Every word he spoke had an accent, as if he were performing a stage play.
"You damn bastard!" Batman No. 1 burst out, his body being the strongest.
Seeing the opponent being held by the chains, being punched and kicked, the clown took a considerate step forward, handed him the dagger in his hand and said:
"Would you like to try this?"
Looking at the dagger handed to him and the clown's crazy smile, Batman No. 1's hands couldn't help but tremble, but he was unwilling to take the dagger handed over by the clown. No matter how angry he was, he knew that he still had Family, wife, and three-year-old child...
He suddenly stepped forward and punched the clown in the face, knocking him away. Looking at the clown who was laughing even more happily after falling to the ground, Batman No. 1 cursed: "You are really a damn lunatic."
"Hahahahahahahaha..." He threw the two keys to No. 1 and No. 4. Seeing what No. 1 wanted to do after he had unchained himself, the clown took out a remote control from behind and said:
"Guess why the police have been afraid to come in? That's right... The whole theater is full of bombs. The little gift I got is very useful, Little Bat No. 1... I actually like you, but now you You have been eliminated, you no longer have the preferential treatment of Batman~"
No longer caring about No. 1 and No. 4, the clown walked to No. 5, sat down next to him and said:
"Dear, is your name Bruce?" The clown stared at No. 5 with a pair of big eyes, full of expectation.
"What about you? Is your name Jack?" No. 5 asked.
"Hahahahahahahaha... I like this joke, I like it." The clown covered his head and laughed wildly, then lowered the corners of his mouth, with tears streaming down his face and buried his face between his arms and said:
"The truck I was driving had an accident. I... I killed my girlfriend... Wuwuwu... I didn't mean it, everything is my fault... Why... Why is all this happening! Wuwu..." Wuwu... She didn't look at the road... Maybe she came to greet me... Wuwu... For a ridiculous amount of money, the company hired a lawyer to defend my innocence... No -! Do you understand this despair? "
"Then you should go to the bar and have a drink instead of going crazy here." Looking at the blood and flesh on the ground, No. 5 replied.
"Hahahahahahaha...how many drinks? No -, I can't be sober anymore, this is madness...craziness makes me laugh out loud in the face of anything, it's just madness, everything I've experienced before Everything becomes wonderful, no worries, looking at everything cruel, laughing out loud..."
He laughed so violently and crazily, desperately and sadly, that he stood up and started performing like a circus clown. Batman No. 5 twisted his body:
“When life is full of sorrow, when the world is full of ugliness and filth, when every headline tells of despair, when there are wars, rapes, and famines everywhere, then someone will definitely go crazy about it!”
"Come on~ let's go crazy together! Haven't you experienced this kind of despair? Don't you want to be like me, without worries and always smiling?"
Looking at the clown's pale face and distorted expression, No. 5 replied:
"I'm sorry, but I am a lucky person. My life is dull but happy, ordinary but different. I...have never experienced despair and cannot empathize with you."
"A person who has never experienced a bad day cannot become Batman. I want... to find a way to help you..." The Joker raised his head and said seriously to No. 5.
"Madman, the Batman you want to find is definitely not me. I am already a dying old man with no relatives, living silently in this world, silently waiting for death to come."
No. 5 looked at the clown beside him. He had already given up on life and death. He raised his hand and took off the bat mask on his head, revealing the old, weak, slovenly and fat face underneath and said:
"Look clearly... Do you still think I am the Batman you are looking for? I remember your name... Bill... There is no Batman you want to find in this world, and you will not find one..., I have experienced bad experiences. After one day, we will just stand up and continue to be ordinary people."
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