Marvel, who rescued him? !

Chapter 39 Deadpool: Are you my Master?

Doesn't anyone know who Deadpool is?

There is no Deadpool in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but the world in which the Deadpool movie is set is so close to the Marvel Cinematic Universe that it can be said that Deadpool's name appeared on the system panel without much effort.

But do I really want to summon this bitch?

For a moment, Taylor couldn't help but fell into a dilemma.

After half a second of careful consideration, Taylor pressed the name resolutely.

If this world doesn't go to hell, who will?

I just wanted to bring a more interesting Xiang to this world.

And since he is so strong, the world will definitely like him...right?

As long as you stay away from Deadpool and don't let him contaminate your brain, then Deadpool will pose no threat to you and can even inject new vitality into the world.

Great, I decided to let Deadpool go and not look at him at all, and it instantly felt perfect.

[Death% [email protected], has...started...connection...connection completed. 】

hum-

fuck! !

A huge suction force swallowed Taylor's energy. In just a moment, Taylor felt that his body was completely hollowed out by Deadpool. Moreover, the other party was not satisfied and began to try to pull Taylor's soul, body and life.

what happened?

Why does it take so much energy to summon Deadpool? Isn't Deadpool right next door? It was obviously very easy to write about him, right?

If this continues, there will only be a smelly mummy left in the room the next day.

Seeing his name ready to be swallowed up in front of him, Taylor shouted without hesitation:

"System, help!"

[Writing interruption…………]

What happened to this summons?

Could it be said that summoning an immortal body requires the same amount of energy?

but……

Why was the summoning still successful?

Tyler lay on the bed with his eyes blank, and the energy left his body, giving him a strong feeling of discomfort.

He raised his hand and clicked on Deadpool's name.

The system screen expanded, and several words appeared on the system panel.

【Knock Knock】

【Are you my Master? 】

? ? ? ?

dang dang...

At this moment, someone knocked on Taylor's door, and the empty sound echoed in the small room.

Taylor, who was lying on the bed, sat up in disbelief and looked towards the door.

No...it can't be.

squeak...

The door handle slowly turned downwards, and the door quietly opened a gap with a "squeak".

Then everything fell silent.

There seems to be another eye hidden in the tiny gap.

Taylor swallowed and stared at the movement there.

No way?

What the hell is this?

The text on the system had stopped beating long ago, leaving Taylor with a large blank space.

After a moment of silence, Taylor asked tentatively:

"Wade?"

"Hi~ Are you my Master?"

A voice came from the window, making Taylor tremble.

He hurriedly looked back behind him.

Behind him, a young man in his twenties was sitting on the window sill, shaking his calves. He had a face that was not disfigured by Ryan Reynolds.

The upper body is wearing a thin beach flower shirt, and the lower body is even more sexy beach chrysanthemum shorts. The whole person is sitting on the open window sill, looking at Taylor with a lewd smile.

The atmosphere seemed a little awkward. Looking into Deadpool's eyes, Taylor tentatively asked:

"Deadpool?"

"what!"

Deadpool screamed in surprise, jumped off the window sill, and knocked over the flower pot that the landlady had decorated on the window sill.

Deadpool excitedly came to Taylor's bedside and swooped into Taylor's arms.

Taylor was so stressed that he almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Deadpool's expression was so broken that he was crying, but not a single tear flowed from the corner of his eyes. He kept rubbing his head in Taylor's arms, giving Taylor goosebumps all over his body.

Pushing Deadpool's head, Taylor said:

"Wade, can you get up first?"

"Okay, Master."

Deadpool changed his face very quickly, turned over and jumped up.

Looking around, he put his hands on his hips and sighed:

"Master, is this our home from now on? Although it looks very exquisite, as long as you are here, Master, I will be satisfied."

Taylor pupil earthquake, what are you talking about!

"Wade, this room is already too small."

"It's okay Master, I can sleep under the bed."

Deadpool replied coyly.

This sentence caused Taylor to fall into a deathly silence.

As expected of you ~ Deadpool.

Deadpool yawned, walked a few steps and sat down on the old chair. He reached out and picked up the old apple with wrinkled skin on the table and took a bite. He twisted his body like a maggot, trying to find a comfortable position. .

But the next moment, he screamed and jumped out of his chair.

"Mazefak, this shit-eating chair!"

He pulled out a bloody wooden thorn from his buttocks and cursed angrily. He kicked into the chair angrily and turned around to comfort Taylor:

"Don't worry, Master, I'll fix it for you."

Seeing Taylor staring directly at him, Deadpool pulled out his thigh and patted the sawdust off his leg.

"Canada! I will never allow you, Master, to live in such a shabby room!"

Deadpool cursed and pulled out the wooden thorns on his legs, shouting in pain:

"Ah~ it hurts me so much. This one is really too deep. Dear Master, do you have a band-aid here?"

what?

Taylor stared blankly at Deadpool's covered calf and asked hesitantly:

"Wade, I remember you are immortal?"

"That's right~ My dear Master, but there may have been a small problem when I was summoned by you. Now I only have my peerless appearance and wonderful memories, and my immortal body has not yet arrived."

Then with a slight hesitation, Deadpool tapped his brain and continued:

"My immortality is slowly recovering, but I feel like the lung cancer has arrived."

"Is there no immortality? Wade, aren't you crazy now?"

"Crazy?!" Deadpool replied angrily as if he was insulted:

"I don't have any mental problems." Then he paused and continued:

"Jianjian and Number Seven said they were the same."

"Uh~"

Before Taylor could think about it, Deadpool threw himself on the bed, sat on the ground and said:

"Dear Master, how can you live such a life? Fortunately, I'm here. I'll take you to the beach for vacation. Let's go see the beauties in bikinis on the beach and the handsome handsome guys..."

Deadpool raised his eyebrows obscenely:

"I feel that in another thirty or forty years, my immortal body will be fully restored. At that time, we will step on the old captain with our feet, beat the mentally retarded hero with our hands, and then collect the infinite gems and make a wish that everyone in the world can only wear Swimsuit.”

Taylor laughed dryly, covered his head, his thoughts turned, and said with a smile:

"What's the point of that? Wade, have you forgotten where your abilities come from?"

Deadpool was a little dazed, thought for a moment and said:

"Yes, my abilities come from Wolverine, Master...we can bring him to this world as well."

"No." Taylor shook his head, thinking more and more clearly. What a joke to wait thirty or forty years.

Who knows whether he will be wiped out when Thanos snaps his fingers, and who knows whether Stark can succeed this time.

"Whether it's your immortality or your ability to break the fourth wall, it all comes from your super popularity."

"I'm super popular?! Really!?" Deadpool's eyes widened in surprise, and he covered his mouth shyly, snickering:

"Jie Jie Jie Jie..."

"But Wade~ If you retire safely and wait until you become immortal before appearing in a movie, do you think your popularity will still be there? You will definitely be eaten up by superheroes like Iron Man and Captain America, right? Audiences Will they like your story?"

Deadpool's eyes shone slightly, he knelt on the ground and screamed in pain, "No!!!"

"Let's do what the audience wants to see most first, Master... let's slaughter the Marvel Universe together!"

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