Marvel, who rescued him? !

Chapter 191 Outbreak

"No, Taylor the Man in Black, I never discuss these useless...philosophical issues with others. Discussions only make me feel that he is even more useless. My choice has always been to do it..." Loki smiled evilly. said.

"Do it?" Taylor blinked and said, "Loki, I didn't come to you to listen to the success lecture by the master of success. I just want to know... do you Asgardians... poop?"

Loki:?

I thought you were discussing social philosophy with me, but I didn’t expect you wanted to discuss metabolism more.

The scene fell into silence for a moment, and Taylor's expression was full of expectation, as if he was asking you, can Asgardian fairies poop?

After realizing that Rocky didn't seem to want to answer this question, Taylor took out a small notebook and wrote in it, pretending to be a reporter interviewing him, and asked again:

"Loki, do you Asgardians need to eat, sleep, and wash clothes? Does your Asgardian thunder? Does it rain? Are there four seasons and customs and folk songs throughout the year?"

Taylor waited for a long time and found that Loki still didn't want to answer.

Taylor sighed and picked up his little notebook and said: "Last question, do you have a shortage of gangsters in Asgard? They are the kind of people who hang around in Asgard doing nothing, doing nothing all day long, and doing nothing every day. If not, what do you think of me?"

As he spoke, Taylor lowered his head shyly, fiddled with his fingers and said sheepishly: "I don't have high requirements, as long as I eat and sleep every day, and eat after sleeping."

Loki opened his mouth, and his expression became evil again. Yes, this is the expression management of the great evil god Loki. He said:

"Tyler, the man in black, I am no longer the god of Asgard, but I can still meet your requirements...The earth is about to become the new kingdom of God, and everything you want can be satisfied here, I’ll even create this position just for you.”

As he spoke, Loki took two steps forward and looked at Taylor seriously.

"Wow~?" Taylor's eyes widened, full of emotion.

Loki is real, I cried to death!

Is there any better leader?

there is none left! there is none left! Never again!

As a result, Taylor began to think about the feasibility of making Loki the boss of everyone on the planet.

But... even if he succeeds, can Loki defeat Thanos, Ancient One and Odin?

I always feel that this boss has trouble even protecting himself, and a boss who may die suddenly at any time will make it extremely easy for a gangster to lose his job? Not to mention the feeling that Loki can't even defeat the Avengers.

Taylor showed a sunny smile and said: "I praise you, the great pie-making god Loki, but you are indeed more convincing than the old black slave with black skin and heart. Uh~ Nick, of course I am not talking about you, I am just Complaining about those damn misers, the unscrupulous capitalists.”

As he spoke, Taylor raised his head and said exaggeratedly in the direction of the camera: "Oh my god! I really want to kick their butts with my size 44 shoes~"

Behind the screen, Nick's expression, which had been paying close attention to him, did not change at all, as if what Taylor was talking about was not him at all.

It's just that Coulson's expression was slightly embarrassed.

Hill, who looked cold and beautiful on the side, asked coldly: "Do you need me to stop Taylor?"

"No!" Nick shook his head calmly and said: "Tyler is indeed an outstanding agent of SHIELD. This is how he induced a confession. Although Loki didn't say a few words, he has already exposed a lot of things. Let Taylor continue. Bar……"

Not far away, Natasha rolled her eyes. You can take advantage of me even when you are scolded. As expected of you, an old black slave.

Taylor sat in front of the prison and looked at Rocky and continued: "Then let's talk about welfare benefits."

Immediately afterwards, Taylor and Rocky criticized this group of hateful capitalists.

In the conference room, Deadpool, who had been shot, raised his head and sat down next to Bruce Banner. He skillfully raised his arm and put it on Banner's shoulder, which felt a little unnatural.

"Hey, buddy, what are you doing?" Deadpool tilted his head, observing the data model in Banner's computer, nodded pretending to understand, pointed at the computer and said:

“Are you studying the density of niggas in New York City?”

"No, this is the result of gravitational lensing, gamma energy field and quantum oscillation theory..."

Glancing at the demented Deadpool, Banner shook his head and said: "Okay... this is... the monitoring model of abnormal energy rays in New York City. The color distinguishes the time, and the height represents the intensity."

"Wow~" Deadpool clapped his hands, pointed to the place with the densest lines in the three-dimensional model and asked: "Isn't this the love nest of the Avengers nigga?"

Banner shook his head and said: "Actually, this is SHIELD, but these data are a little weird."

Banner frowned as he spoke. He did a few operations on the computer. A group of rays that had just erupted at SHIELD highly overlapped with a group of rays from another place before.

Dr. Banner's expression changed slightly and he said: "This is impossible, this is impossible?"

"Oh?" Deadpool blinked and asked curiously: "Dr. Banner, is the data wrong?"

"I hope the data is wrong. If it is correct, it means that the Mind Scepter is in SHIELD at this time, and someone is using it!"

Dr. Banner stood up, picked up the computer and said, "We must inform Nick and Coulson immediately that SHIELD has been invaded!"

"I~" Before Dr. Banner could finish his words, he saw Deadpool taking off the mask on the lower half of his face, closing his eyes and kissing him.

Dr. Banner's eyes widened, and the computer in his hand fell heavily to the ground. He reached out and pushed towards Deadpool, and shouted in horror:

"No~~Deadpool, what are you doing!!"

This kind of resistance was too weak, and he could only watch as Deadpool's disgusting face got closer and closer, and watched as Deadpool pouted his mouth.

The next moment green filled Dr. Banner's body, and Deadpool smashed through the wall like a broken sack and was slapped on the corridor.

Looking at the agents around him, Deadpool shouted desperately:

"The Hulk is out of control! You go! I'll stop him!"

drip-drip-drip-

A shrill alarm sounded in S.H.I.E.L.D., and soon the personnel in the surveillance area discovered the anomaly.

At this moment, the Hydra captain opened the door and walked in. When they saw the Hydra captain, no one realized anything was wrong. The Hydra captain asked:

"what happened?"

The leading agent replied: "Captain, the Hulk is out of control, and Deadpool is desperately trying to stop him."

In the video, the Hulk grabs Deadpool's right leg and swings him around.

He was silent for a moment and said: "Of course, my loss of control while pregnant with the Hulk may have something to do with Deadpool."

The Hydra captain approached him, nodded seriously, and pressed the invisible psychic scepter against his chest. The Hydra captain said: "You did a good job, agent. Notify Director Coulson immediately."

"Yes, Captain!" the agent with dark eyes replied, and then he lowered his head and walked to his position, while the Hydra captain walked to the next person and asked:

"Continue to pay attention to them. If there is anything unusual, notify me immediately!"

"Roger...Captain."

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