I am a quality captain in American comics

Zhang Beijiang, a professional Internet troll, died from passionate trolling on the Internet.

You heard it right, being an Internet troll is also very dangerous, because someone who does not follow martial ethics will kill him offline.

But the thing is, he's awake now.

The white sheets made people feel a little dizzy, and a large number of pictures flashed before his eyes.

Trivial memories flooded into his mind, and soon his eyes widened, and his pupils tended to dilate.

He was reborn in a body named Steve Rogers.

Yes, you heard that right.

He was reborn as Captain America.

And judging from the surrounding environment, he should have just woken up from the ice.

"So, now, I have reached the pinnacle of human physique?"

Zhang Beijiang murmured to himself, and the door was pushed open from the outside.

A slim figure walked in wearing a nurse's skirt from the 1970s, although she didn't say anything.

But Zhang Beijiang still saw something wrong in her eyes.

It seems that this is an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Captain, are you awake?"

"Yeah, I'm awake, but I wish I wasn't. What time is it now? Have the Nazis taken over America?"

Zhang Beijiang asked with a very serious expression, and the smile on the latter's face froze.

I don't know how to reply at all.

"Captain, you really know how to joke."

"It's not occupied. That's really a pity."

The beautiful nurse's eyes changed completely. She looked at Zhang Beijiang in horror, and for a moment she couldn't figure out what was going on with this guy.

"It seems that I did sleep for a long time. What year is it now?"

Zhang Beijiang suddenly stared at the other party and said very calmly.

"2001."

After the latter realized that he had made a mistake, the panic on his face completely turned into reality.

Why is this Steve Rogers completely different from the one in the data?

All the information was gathered in just a few words.

"You go out first, I'll do it."

The door was pushed open again, and a black man wearing a black leather trench coat and an eyepatch on one eye walked in.

To be honest, his smile is not very pretty. It can almost be described as tragic. Zhang Beijiang sat up straight and stared at him.

"Where's your boss?"

The smile on the black man's face stiffened.

"I don't have a boss, I am the boss, to be precise. I am the boss of SHIELD, and I am your boss."

"Ok?"

Zhang Beijiang lay back silently and kept mumbling.

"It's so exciting, it's so exciting, it's so exciting. I actually heard a nigger say that he is my boss? It's really exciting. Can't I sleep for a while? Can I sleep for a while? It's really exciting."

Nick Fury.

The current director of S.H.I.E.L.D., the powerful person in charge of the department with extraordinary powers in the United States.

At this moment, I actually felt an anger I hadn't seen in a long time.

Damn it, who made the previous information?

Isn’t Steve Rogers supposed to be a good man full of truth, goodness and beauty? Does this guy have such a bad mouth?

"Hey, Captain Rogers, you shouldn't be like this."

Nick Fury felt that he should save something more.

"Shut up! You nigger!"

"Mazefak! Hi! Rogers! You have to figure out the situation! I am your boss now! Show me some respect!"

"I knew that I was sorry for Hitler. Thinking about his fault, it would be better to let the Nazis occupy it."

Zhang Beijiang didn't mean it. He had left behind a good professional ethics after being an Internet troll for so many years.

So much so that when he opens his mouth now, he is completely embarrassed.

And he also has his own plans, SHIELD is a huge trouble.

In the eyes of Nick Fury, he is no different than an M24.

If it were true that Steve Rogers was here, he would probably choose to stay because of his excessive sense of morality.

But he's not Steve Rogers.

But Zhang Beijiang, an Internet troll who has experienced layers of screening in the new era.

In other words, he time-traveled into Captain America. If he time-traveled into Superman, he would probably be pounding the table and asking who else was there that day.

So for him, no matter what, he should distance himself from SHIELD as soon as possible.

"Mazefak! I thought you were a hero of the American people!"

Nick Fury's few qualities were completely exhausted. He suddenly stood up and pointed at Zhang Beijiang who was lying on the bed and cursed angrily.

The latter jumped out of bed without saying a word and stared at the other party with a fierce look on his face.

"Hey, you'd better show me some respect. When I went to the battlefield, your grandpa was still eating watermelon in the field!"

"Fuck me!"

Nick Fury pulled out his gun, and Zhang Beijiang showed a happy smile on his face.

Don't forget, he is now at the pinnacle of human physical fitness.

Nick Fury didn't even have time to aim, the gun in his hand was tightly grabbed by Zhang Beijiang, and he was smashed down in a big fight.

"I've given you face, haven't you? Damn it, how dare you point a gun at me?

I have made meritorious deeds for the Congress, I have shed blood for the Congress, and I have been frozen in ice for seventy years as a virgin for the Congress.

Do you understand! Seventy years! A whole seventy years!

How dare you point a gun at me? "

Zhang Beijiang slapped him one after another as he spoke, with no intention of stopping.

After four slaps, the eyelids of Nick Fury's originally invisible eye were completely swollen together.

Even his consciousness completely disappeared.

Zhang Beijiang casually threw Nick Fury aside.

He put his pistol behind his waist and aimed a mouthful of phlegm at Nick Fury's bald head.

"Bah, nothing."

After Zhang Beijiang finished all this, he opened the door and calmly glanced at the agents wearing black body armor around him.

His eyebrows were raised, and the only word left on his face was arrogance.

"Want to take action?"

It has to be said that Steve Rogers has a very high status in the hearts of the people.

These arrogant agents lowered their heads when they looked into his eyes.

"That's right. Remember to tell that nigger that S.H.I.E.L.D. actually chose a dead nigger to be the director? He should take the blame and resign!"

At this moment, the eyes of several people around him were filled with surprise.

I've never heard that Captain Rogers is a white leftist.

Zhang Beijiang, on the other hand, took advantage of their absence and left the place in a swaggering manner.

Before leaving, he did not forget to collect some US dollars from these agents. After all, in his previous life, domestic entertainment fans and idols had to spend money to meet.

It is said that if you spend more money, you can get a handshake.

Zhang Beijiang felt that the performance he performed for them of Captain Rogers punching the one-eyed man was very exciting, and charging a small amount of money was not excessive at all.

The surrounding agents looked at each other in confusion after Zhang Beijiang walked away, not knowing what to do next.

This scene was really a big blow to them. Can you imagine that one day you will see the real Monkey King, but the other person is actually a middle-aged bald chimpanzee?