Legend: I have a systematic start

In front of the Lingxiao Palace of God Realm~

"Bang~"

"Ah, escort, escort~"

Countless heavenly gods, heard and unheard of in all the myths, were overturned. Originally, hundreds of fairies were dancing for everyone to enjoy. I don’t know what festival it was to celebrate. Maybe it was the Queen Mother’s birthday... ....

"Well, Heavenly Court is decorated magnificently, and the gate alone is so impressive. It must not be short of money."

Jie Fei looked around as he walked, and then commented.

"My dear brother, in front of you is the Lingxiao Palace, and that old Jade Emperor must be inside."

Sun Wukong became extremely angry when he mentioned this, but Jie Fei saw this, and then suddenly thought of something ~

"...Uh, Brother Monkey, there's something I'm very confused about."

"...Ah, dear brother, please speak."

"...When you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, did you meet the Seven Fairies in the Peach Garden before this Lingxiao Palace?"

"...I've met them, I've met them. I fixed them at that time. Why are you interested?"

"...No, I just wanted to ask if you really just went to eat peaches after settling in for them?"

Jie Fei lowered his head and looked at Sun Wukong's expression and asked seriously~

"Ah~ Otherwise, what else can I do?"

Sun Wukong's expression at this time was like the little red-faced one on WeChat, with his head lowered and his eyes secretly watching Jie Fei's unnatural reply.

"Haha, it turns out that Brother Monkey also knows this. How about we grab a few and bring them back to you to be your wife today?"

Jie Fei asked tentatively, but Sun Houhou took it seriously and nodded vigorously with a very serious expression.

"Give me a few~"

The six-eared macaque who had been silent for a long time suddenly said.

Jie Fei was completely speechless. They were not the same at all. How could he have such an idea? But then I thought of Zhu Bajie and everything made sense...

"Shua, shua~"

Jie Fei released the space barrier to trap the entire heaven, and at the same time released the laws of humanity.

"Zhang Yuhuang, your heavenly army has been surrounded by the three of me. Surrender quickly."

Jie Fei shouted loudly.

"Laws of humanity? Are you the new Human Emperor? We have never violated the rules of the river. Why are you here today?"

At this time, a man wearing a beaded curtain crown, a square face, a few well-groomed beards, and a man who looked like an emperor came to Jie Fei and asked.

Jie Fei patted Sun Wukong and the six-eared macaque on the side, and said with a smile: "Master Jade Emperor, these two are Sun Wukong, bad guys! They brought me here. I didn't scare you, so it's not convenient for you to take them. I'll give you one hundred and eighty thousand treasures to persuade them to evacuate, or... maybe fifty thousand?"

The Jade Emperor slowly shook his head: "It's inconvenient."

"Hey, so you are really... like this, you just need to let go of the red-armed monkey, set up ten tables and eight tables, and then separate out the fairies and so on and give them to my monkey brother. Maid, I’ll settle this matter for you, that’s okay, right? It’s okay if you really embarrass the whole table~”

The Jade Emperor still shook his head: "Oh, I know, you are blackmailing me!"

"Clap~"

Jie Fei slapped the Jade Emperor in front of him away with one mouthful, but he didn't use any force.

"... Damn you, am I kidding you?"

"...I will give you a stick of incense to do a few things well. I almost destroyed your heaven and left the God Realm without Lingxiao Palace."

Jie Fei was about to release the World-Destroying Divine Fire in an instant, but when he took out the luminous ebony sword, he realized that the CD had not passed yet...

"...You, are you Xiao Xiami Jie Fei? Aren't you in Tianxuan Continent?"

"...And why did you, the monkey, come out of the secret realm?"

At this time, a thunderbird man asked Jie Fei and Sun Hou in mid-air in surprise.

"Whoosh~"

Jie Fei used the power of space law to directly grab Lei Zhenzi's neck in his hands, slapped him with two slaps, stunned him and threw him aside, and continued to walk towards the palace, while the gods and mountains surrounding him all Backing away nervously~

Until the three of them came to a table and sat down, Jie Fei looked around. Most of them were men, old and young...

"...Where are the seven fairies? Fairy Biyou, Fairy Furong, Fairy Yaoji, Fairy Gushe, Qiongxiao, Wushan Goddess, Meihu, Bai Suzhen..."

"...Come here and pour wine for my good brother."

Sun Houhou immediately shouted with his eyes shining.

Jie Fei was a little surprised when he looked at Monkey Sun who was sitting next to him on the chair and couldn't even reach the table. He thought that this guy must have played a lot in heaven before, and he was definitely not lonely on the way to the west, such as the White Bone Spirit, the Jade Rabbit Spirit, and the Rat Spirit and the Pipa Spirit. Something like that.

As for whether Tang Seng is good or not, I can't say for sure. It's really bad. Every night before going to bed, Tang Seng will say to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, go catch two goblins and bring them to your master to play with..."

"...Zhang Yuhuang, come here before you die. You still have half a stick of incense."

"...Don't even think about lying under the table and shouting to invite Tathagata Buddha this time. I just came back from him."

Jie Fei said to the Jade Emperor who had stood up and hid behind the gods outside. At the same time, he also knew that the Jade Emperor's cultivation was the first in the God Realm to enter the Emperor Realm, and now that countless years have passed, he is also the only one in the entire God Realm. The guy who is closest to the ancestral realm, but after all, the two previous Heavenly Lords died, so after knowing this, he has always been very "cool"

"...Ah, the Emperor of Humanity, calm down, the Emperor of Humanity, calm down and we will agree to your request, we will agree to it."

"...Where is the fairy who was named just now? Why don't you come over quickly? Are there any food and drinks?"

Zhang Yuhuang ran to Jie Fei's side and said with a smile. At the same time, he shouted loudly to the outside. At this time, his heart was already balanced. After all, the few people in front of him had just come out of the Buddhist house, which meant that they were also affected there. They have been baptized~

At this time, Sun Houhou approached the fairies who were kneeling on the ground in confusion, showed an evil smile, and pinched the chins of the fairies one by one to look at him.

"...Tonight, all go to my private villa. I have many, many cultivation issues to discuss with you. Hehe~"

"...And we need to communicate together very frankly, without any barriers or obstacles. Hehehe, do you understand what I mean?"

Seeing the delicate fairies being molested by two wretched monkeys, Jie Fei couldn't bear it, so he had to stop the monkeys from thinking about such things, and then immediately said something that no one could understand. ~

"Brother Monkey, what is the relationship between Calabash Baby and you?"