Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

"Come on kids, although I've taught you how to repot a mandrake, I still want to remind you to wear earmuffs."

In the greenhouse, Professor Sprout directed the badger and lion cubs to repot the mandrake.

Due to the growth-promoting medicine given by Aiwen, the harvesting of herbs in the greenhouse now saves a lot of time, and many herbs can even be harvested two more times.

The mandrakes are, this batch is about to mature, so they need to be replaced with larger pots, and new mandrakes must be planted in the empty pots.

He took this ugly pirated ginseng doll out of the pot. Even though he was wearing earmuffs, he could still hear the little thing's harsh and unpleasant scream.

In order to prevent the little thing from screaming, the little wizards quickly put it into another basin and quickly buried it with soil.

While replanting new mandrakes, an uninvited guest disrupted the harmony in the greenhouse.

"Good morning, kids. I'm sorry to disturb you in class, Professor Sprout." Lockhart, wearing a peach suit, barged in without knocking.

Professor Sprout frowned, but didn't say anything. He just wanted to see what kind of monster this idiot was trying to do.

"What do you want, Lockhart?"

"Professor like this, if this class is not about very important knowledge points, can you lend me Potter? I need this kid's help with something, and he does it most smoothly."

Harry trembled when he heard the filling hand, and looked at Professor Sprout expectantly, hoping that she would not agree to this guy.

But in Professor Sprout's eyes, he mistakenly thought that Harry really wanted to go. After all, Professor Sprout also knew that this was indeed a bit boring for the little wizard.

"Of course, you can take him away."

Harry: No! Professor, you can't abandon me! (/?Д?)/

"Okay, thank you! Professor, I will return an intact Harry to you, but what are you doing?"

Can't help it! Lockhart couldn't help but be mean again.

"We are repotting the mandrakes that are about to mature and planting new ones." Hermione immediately answered Lockhart.

This silly girl still has a filter for Lockhart.

"Oh! What a coincidence. I am also very familiar with mandrake. When I was traveling, I had a friend who specialized in growing this herb. He happened to tell me how to handle it. Let me show you. "

With that said, Lockhart walked into the room, ready to get started.

"Forget it, Professor, we've finished it." Sensing a bad premonition, Alvin hurriedly persuaded Lockhart to use his magical powers.

"Don't worry, just leave it to me! After all, I am a third-class medalist of the Order of Merlin, an honorary member of the Anti-Dark Arts Association, and a five-time winner of the Wizarding Weekly Most Charming Smile Award. Of course, I never talk about these things casually. .”

This guy obviously didn't understand what Ivan meant, he still boasted about his glory and walked towards the mandrake pot.

"No! Put on the earmuffs!" Sensing Lockhart's movement, Alvin immediately yelled, but it was still a step too late.

Lockhart's unbeatable dog paws dug out a mandrake! The terrifying screams of nearly mature mandrakes sweep across the greenhouse!

Although the students all heard Ivan's words and put on earmuffs in time, some of them heard the howl of mandrake just before putting on the earmuffs, and fainted under the terrifying sound waves.

The moment the mandrake was pulled out, Alvin quickly ran to Lockhart and pushed the mandrake back. However, he didn't put on the earmuffs because he was anxious, so he still heard the scream!

"Mom Fuck!" While pressing the Mandrake back, Ivan also fainted and uttered a curse word before losing consciousness.

……

"He seems to be awake!"

"I woke up so quickly, I just wanted to kiss him."

"Hey! Dude, you're a guy!"

Ai Wen, who woke up leisurely, sat up immediately when he heard this! He touched his face and arms with a look of horror on his face, then lifted the quilt and looked at his clothes.

Fortunately, nothing unusual.

"You woke up Alvin, are you okay?" Hermione asked from the bedside.

"Fortunately, as long as some perverted man doesn't kiss me while I'm unconscious, I'll be fine."

The little badgers around burst into laughter.

"You woke up the child. Fortunately, you pressed the mandrake back in time, otherwise something big would have happened! That's a mandrake that's about to mature! How dare that idiot!"

Professor Sprout also came over and touched Alvin's face, his face full of concern, but his tone became angry after speaking.

She has been in the infirmary because there are a dozen children with slow hands lying here! Including that idiot.

Hermione wanted to find some excuse for his idol, but now she had nothing to say to excuse Lockhart.

"Where am I?" Ron woke up weakly in the next bed. He was also one of the slow-handed members.

"You're in the infirmary. Lucky for you, you're fine." Hermione greeted her friend to divert her embarrassment.

There was a crack in the filter.

Harry went to Professor McGonagall to complain. Since Lockhart was still in a coma, there was nothing he could do for the time being. Harry had to come to the infirmary to see his friends. On the way, he met Draco. Draco made a fuss after hearing about it. He wanted to tell his father to fire Lockhart.

"Stop, stop, stop! Draco, do you dare to take a risk with me?" Ivan stopped Draco from thinking.

"What's the risk?" Draco asked curiously.

"Do you want revenge?" Ivan asked the dozen other little badgers and little lions who had fainted and woke up in the infirmary.

Everyone nodded except Neville.

"It's finished~"(￢д￢)

Neville: QAQ

Can this be forgotten? Forget it, is it still Alvin?

After recovering from Madam Pomfrey, Alvin gathered a dozen victims, Harry and Draco in an empty classroom.

There was a murmur, and the little badger and the little lion all showed dangerous smiles! Including Draco, the little snake.

Two days later——

There is no moon today, dark clouds cover the night sky, and the castle is shrouded in darkness after the lights are turned off. Except for the patrolling professors and Filch who is looking for the little wizards wandering at night, not even the ghosts are bothered to wander around.

As the saying goes, when the moon is dark and the wind is high, there will be murder and arson!

Alvin had calculated that Lockhart would be on duty tonight, so he planned to take action tonight! This matter can't just be let go, it almost cost them their lives, and it can't be done just by being scolded by Dumbledore!

Yes, Lockhart woke up and was scolded by Dumbledore.

But this is not what Alvin wants.

"Action!" (??д??)っ

Ivan waved his hand and led a group of badgers out of the dormitory under the cover of night. On the way, he met a certain senior who had woken up late at night and shocked the confused senior!

Senior: Are these juniors so brave? We even take a group night out!

On the fourth floor, the little lions led by Alvin and Harry Ron met in the room where the Magic Stone was hidden last year.

"Are you ready!" (?_?)?

"Ready!"(? ??_??)?

"action!"

A group of naughty children were troubling the statues, torches, and old indoor flagpoles in this corridor.

"Hurry, hurry! Then Lockhart is here!" Draco arrived and informed everyone to prepare.

Draco went to spy on Lockhart, and at the same time made noise to attract Lockhart.

"Disillusionment Disillusionment"

Professor Flitwick’s extracurricular tutoring classes are trustworthy for you!

Although it is not an advanced disguise spell, it is enough to deceive Lockhart.

"Remember, don't use your wand for a while, otherwise the flashback spell will detect it, unless you think you can beat Professor Snape."

"Understood!" the naughty children responded collectively.

"Meow~"

The naughty children looked back, and Mrs. Norris stared at them contemptuously with her ruby-like cat eyes.

"Here! We haven't seen each other tonight." Ivan, with quick eyes and quick hands, took out a fish sausage and handed it to Mrs. Loris.

Mrs. Norris took the sausage in her mouth and left with her tail wagging with satisfaction.

The naughty kids gave Alvin a thumbs up.

"Only for me, others please do not imitate, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!" Ai Wen's friendly reminder.

"Aha~ Let me see if it's that naughty little kid. If I find him, he will be punished!" Lockhart's voice came from not far away.

"Target appears, take action!"

Harry kicked the wooden door to attract Lockhart.

Lockhart thought he had found the little wizard who was wandering at night, and walked in with a lewd look on his face.

brush!

Draco and Ron jumped up with a large sack and threw it over Lockhart's head.

"Look at me fainting!" (｀?w?′)o===···===( `)3′)

Ivan took out his unconscious enchanted nunchaku and hit Lockhart on the back of the head with the stick, knocking him to the ground.

"Go! Beat him!" Ivan gave the order, and the naughty kids who had been waiting for him swarmed forward!

Everyone pursed their lips, trying not to shout out, and started punching and kicking Lockhart, whose upper body was covered with a sack.

"Jean, it's my turn, let me hit you twice!"

"I'll beat you to death, I'll beat you to death! I'll make you owe me a hand!"

"Let you pretend to be cool when you have nothing to do! Let you pretend to be cool when you have nothing to do!"

"Keep your voice down, and be careful not to beat him to death! This thing looks weak, so don't rely on us."

"it is good!"

Poor Lockhart was beaten by a group of twelve-year-olds for more than ten minutes! My whole face has gained weight.

The last few people placed the prepared debris on Lockhart, pretending that Lockhart was knocked dizzy by a rusty flagpole, and then accidentally knocked over the debris around him, creating a swollen accident scene for himself.

After handling the scene, a group of criminals hurriedly left the scene. After a while, the chandelier that they had loosened would fall down. Then Filch would definitely be attracted, and then find Lockhart. An accident would be revealed by Filch. outgoing.

Alvin: "Listen, this is really bad about beating the professor. You must not let anyone know about it. Keep your mouth shut! Especially you Ron, why are you laughing?"

Ron: "...Evan, please lower the corners of your mouth before you say this, please? The corners of your mouth are almost reaching the sky."

"Ah! Really? Is it so obvious?"

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