Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

"It's all about blood. As I said a few days ago, bad blood will always appear. I'm not criticizing your family now, Penny."

Maggie patted Penny's bony hand.

"But your sister is such a bastard. They show up among the best of our families, and then she runs away with a tramp. This is exactly what we expected."

"If there's something wrong with the mother dog, the puppies she will produce will have the same problem, so you have to keep an eye on that puppy."

boom! The wine glass exploded.

"Shut up! You fat old woman!" Harry yelled angrily at the fat old woman who was rude to his mother.

At the same time, she looked angrily at Aunt Petunia, her mother's biological sister. Even though their relationship was not good, it was so bad that others insulted her sister as a bitch, but she cared about whether the person who insulted her sister had any splashes on her body. Red wine stains!

This is simply true! He would never understand!

"Uh huh~ Boy, listen!"

Maggie, a fat old woman, looked at Harry's angry look with a nasty smile on her face. She wanted to continue to humiliate this bitch.

"Forget it Maggie, don't discuss this kind of topic on such a pleasant night, come on, have another drink."

Seeing Harry's increasingly angry face, Vernon Dursley was afraid that the incident would get out of control, so he quickly stopped his drunk sister.

The three strong men in the house opposite were holding guns and staring at this place all the time.

"No, I want to say it!" Maggie hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter.

Helpless, Vernon could only look at Harry for help, hoping that he would not get angry with a drunkard.

"Your beggar father and mother left you in a car accident after giving birth to you. If Vernon hadn't taken you in as a burden, you would have gone to an orphanage long ago, but you don't know how to be grateful!"

"Ahem, Maggie, he paid for that." Vernon thought it would be better to explain.

"Ha~ I'd rather go to an orphanage. At least there isn't an old woman as ugly as a fat pig saying bad things about my parents, and there's also a person who doesn't react when the people closest to her are insulted."

Snap - Petunia dropped the wine bottle in her hand. Harry's words undoubtedly revealed the fact that she least wanted to face.

Petunia didn't expect Harry's reaction to be so strong.

Harry remembered Alvin's words during the vacation. He really couldn't love Aunt Petunia's family, but they had raised him well. He shouldn't hate them, but why do you, a fat old woman!

"Isn't it just money? I'll give it to you, is this enough?" Harry said as he took out a handful of golden beans from his Gringotts wallet and threw them hard on Maggie's face.

"Gold? Where did you get it! Ah~ I know, you must have stolen it, right? You..." Maggie was interrupted by Harry before she could finish her words.

"Stop barking! Old fat woman, this is what my father left to me. He is the real heir to the family. There are piles of gold in the treasury. If he is called a beggar, what about you! You are worse than a beggar. !”

Dursley is now two heads and two tall, and he, who is already fat, is breathing heavily. If he had known better, he would not have let Maggie drink so much. Now this kid is anxious, what if...

Don't worry, he seemed to see Mandas holding a Chicago typewriter at the window and looking this way.

"You are an unreasonable and ungrateful boy. You are just like your scoundrel father and rubbish mother..."

Maggie's words came to an abrupt end because she noticed that the finger she was pointing at Harry's nose bulged, then her hands, and her whole body.

"I said! Don't insult my parents! You despicable old fat woman!"

Harry's eyes seemed to be spitting fire. It was the first time Dudley saw such a little cousin, and he couldn't help but be a little stunned.

During this farce, he had been eating delicious chocolate mille-feuille, indifferent to everything that happened.

Even seeing Aunt Maggie transformed into a fat pig balloon with a pig nose, pig ears, and big purple bumps all over her body.

"Oh no!!!"

The Dursleys collapsed and the room was in complete chaos.

"Hey hey hey, what are you guys doing?"

Mandas, who lived opposite, walked in with Thomson. Several of them who were standing guard had already heard the farce here.

"Hou Li Crab! What is this!"

But as soon as he entered, he was startled by a balloon pig! I raised my hand just to give it a try!

"No! That's my sister, she just had a little accident."

Dursley grabbed this terrible thing with a cry, he really wanted to cry!

If I had known earlier, I would have sent Harry out for a night. What is this? (??Benefit?)

"This is called a minor accident! Isn't it hopeless? If I help you solve it, it can be freed sooner."

As soon as Mandas made this permanent proposal, Dursley finally cried.

"No! No way!"

"Hmph, hum, hum," Maggie also grunted in fear.

Good job Harry gave it the pig's snout.

"Wang Wang! Wang!"

"Ouch! You damn dog!"

Mandas screamed in pain. Maggie's stupid dog named Lippi started to go crazy when he saw that the owner was wrong. First, he gave Dursley a bite when he grabbed Maggie to prevent her from floating away. Seeing Dursley go to catch Mandas. Si went to bite Mandas again.

But who is Mandas! Heise knows it! One kick sent this stupid dog flying a 360-degree spin.

"%***&#...**%" Maggie said something vaguely, but she probably cursed quite dirty.

Mandas wanted to fire, but Dursley refused. During the pull, Petunia couldn't hold the fat Maggie and could only watch her ascend into the sky and leave.

"Hey! What are you doing? What is that thing? Do you need my help to knock it down?" Brian held the Winchester and looked at the Dursleys' pig-head balloon, kindly asking for help.

"No! That's my sister! Maggie! Come back!" (;′??Д??`)

Seeing Dursley crying so sadly, Mandas and Brian actually felt a little unbearable. They looked at the poor man and cried like a little girl who lost her baby.

Seeing that the Dursleys were out chasing Maggie, Harry calmed down and turned and walked upstairs.

"You're leaving, right?" Dudley seemed to see that Harry was leaving.

"Yeah, you can tell, I hate me here."

"will you come back?"

As soon as he went up the stairs, Harry heard Dudley say such words and looked at Dudley in disbelief. He didn't expect that these words came from the mouth of his cousin who bullied him.

"If I hadn't gone into Azkaban, I might have come back to see you."

"Azkaban, is that a place where people are imprisoned? If you are really caught, remember to give me your address and I will come and see you."

Dudley showed no expression, showing no sign of his aunt being turned into a flying pig balloon. Instead, he was concerned about how Harry would see him after being captured.

Harry:…

"Thank you, remember to put the gold away." With that, Harry went upstairs to change his clothes and pack his things.

"Actually, you shouldn't be so impulsive. Just shave her hair when she goes to bed tonight. There's no need to get yourself involved."

"Haha~" Harry was amused by Dudley. For the first time, he felt that Dudley's fat five-tiered chin was so cute.

When he carried the big box and Hedwig downstairs, Dudley was waiting for him at the door.

"I don't know if you can come back, but I want to say that I don't hate you, I just think it's fun to bully you."

With that said, Dudley handed a package of things to Harry with his plump hands.

Harry took it and saw that there was a game console, a pack of chocolate toffees, and a remote control car.

"It's for you. I think you'll like it. I hope it can help you pass the time if they let you be taken to prison."

"Thank you, Dudley."

Children don't think that complicated, especially a child like Dudley who has a simple mind and well-developed limbs. He is just a spoiled child, not a bad person by training.

He couldn't bear it when he learned that Aunt Maggie would be put in jail because of her annoying mouth.

"No! Harry, please return Maggie to me...you want to leave? How can you leave! Where can you go if you leave here?"

Dursley's face turned red and his neck was thick from running, and he became even more anxious when he saw that Harry was about to leave.

"She asked for it! It doesn't matter where I go, don't stop me." Harry pulled out his wand and pointed at Dursley's neck and threatened.

"Oh my god!"

Dudley exclaimed, and the Dursleys hurried to see what happened to their son. Harry took the opportunity to leave the place quickly.

But when he walked to the park and looked at the dark night, Harry felt a little helpless. Perhaps, he was really homeless now...

Suddenly there seemed to be some movement behind the grass, which was particularly permeable in this dark night. Harry nervously took out his wand.

In the grass, a big, embarrassed black dog stared at Harry with bright eyes.

brush--

A beam of car lights shone over, Harry narrowed his eyes, and the big black dog took the opportunity to disappear.

"Hey~ Look, who is this poor little guy living on the street? Do you want me to give you a warm home~"

The familiar frivolous cooing, this mean tone, definitely belongs to that big guy!