Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

The peaceful Hogwarts is once again plunged into fear! Because the evil heir strikes again!

This time a professor was unfortunately killed. He was not petrified, but was beaten inhumanely by his heir!

But the brave Professor Lockhart fought with the basilisk and the heir, and heroically defeated the basilisk. Unfortunately, he was poisoned by the basilisk and was brutally beaten.

Professor Snape, who was belatedly arriving, finally arrived, and the Basilisk and the heir did not dare to face the two professors and fled.

The great Potions Professor used his magical potion to save the heroic Lockhart. The legendary professor still survived after defeating the heir and the basilisk.

This night was really terrible~

"Pfft~" Alvin squirted out the soy milk and listened to Hannah's version.

It was less than half breakfast, and the incident had already spread so outrageously?

"Oh, don't believe it! I even went to the infirmary to see that Lockhart was really poisoned into a ball. If it weren't for Professor Snape's potion, I would really think he was going to die. .”

"Yeah, I believe you." Ivan answered the little girl perfunctorily.

The culprits of this matter all tacitly agreed not to get involved, but everyone glanced at Professor Snape tacitly, but they were all glared back by the professor's sharp eyes.

"Professor Lockhart is so amazing. He actually came back alive. Now you can all believe that he is really capable."

Hermione proudly showed off Lockhart's achievements to Harry and Ron, which seemed to finally make these two ignorant men realize the truth.

"Ahem~" Harry choked.

As one of the real culprits behind the scenes, they shouldn't be too embarrassed now.

"But what's there to brag about? Last time Ivan singled out the basilisk and injured him. Rocco saw it when he was petrified. The basilisk was still covered in scars. How could that idiot be so embarrassed? Woolen cloth?"

Ron's brain continued to connect, and Hermione was speechless for a moment.

Yes, Alvin was only in his second year and was able to injure a basilisk and escape completely. Lockhart, a professor, could be beaten to the brink of death. It was a judgment call!

Hermione opened her mouth, but no words came out.

Ron, one of the real culprits behind the scenes, picked up the pride that Hermione had left behind. He knew that Lockhart was obviously beaten by them, so what kind of basilisk was he? I also want them to become Lockhart fans, just kidding!

But Lockhart shamelessly admitted the rumors, and even luckily brought back some of the students who had lost their fans!

I have to admire this guy's shitty luck.

……

It's spring, the snow melts, the spring rain falls, and the earth revives!

"It's almost ready, it's time to start work!"

Looking out the window at the warm spring sun, Aiwen calmly took a sip of the hot tea in his hand.

Phew~ Hot mouth!

Ivan carried Harley, who had grown up a lot, and grabbed the dog Destiny by the scruff of his neck, and apologized to Professor Flitwick with an apologetic look on his face.

This daring bitch saw that Professor Flitwick was short and bullied him because of his short legs. He grabbed Professor Flitwick's robe and pulled him several times, and smashed Professor Flitwick's head several times!

The dog was still wagging its tail proudly, but Alvin, who rushed over in a hurry, slapped him on the head, making the Harley dog's face confused.

"I'm so sorry, Professor Flitwick, I didn't take care of it! I'm so sorry!" Ivan almost hit his head on the ground and bowed 180 degrees to Professor Flitwick.

Professor Flitwick rubbed the bump on his head~

"Um~ It's okay. He's just too naughty. You should take care of him more. Forget it this time, but you should keep him as far away from me as possible. At my age, I can't stand the torment of him."

"No problem, Professor, I will discipline it well! I'm so sorry for you." Alvin was ready to stew dog meat at this time.

For more than two months, this piece of shit! Cause him a lot of trouble!

Today, it knocked down all the armor on the third floor and made Filch curse and couldn't catch it. Tomorrow, it held a stolen book from the library and let Ms. Pince chase it all over the castle with a feather duster.

Or he peed in front of Snape's cellar, ran around in the greenhouse and kicked over the pot of herbs, ran to the door howling ghostly while Professor McGonagall was working, and grabbed the old bee by the beard to fight for candy.

I bought him a teething stick and didn’t use it, but he just chewed on the sofa in the lounge! When nothing happened, he randomly broke into a student dormitory and demolished the house. Fortunately, there was magic that could fix it.

In short, Alvin has never apologized so many times in the past two months in his entire life!

He doesn't understand. He's been given obedience potion and can understand everything he says, but why does this bitch still look stupid!

Moreover, Alvin regretted feeding it the strengthening potion, and he brought it upon himself to cause this dog to be so energetic today.

All the teachers and students in the school also knew that Alvin had a dog that even gave him a headache. Sometimes they would get angry when he was annoyed, but when they saw Harley's eyes full of wisdom, they couldn't get angry anymore. .

It's like being angry with this dog makes them look so smart! However, sometimes this energetic dog can also bring them a lot of fun, especially when it is very satisfying to see an unpleasant guy having his school bag taken away by Harley and being chased out of the school.

But Tiedan and the others also suffered a lot. They took turns going out to walk the dog one day, but they couldn't stand it and let it go at every turn!

Nowadays, you can often see a honey badger or an eagle walking a dog on a leash in schools, and then after a while, it will walk around the school with half of the leash in its mouth, looking for the dog. At this time, the dog will go somewhere else to cause trouble.

Until now, they haven't figured out how this dog escaped? And even if the rope is enchanted!

Ivan is also very troubled. The red potion he feeds to his pets can guide the magic in their bodies to amplify their own advantages, thereby producing "skills".

This bitch doesn't know how he has such a good life. He has teeth that can destroy magic power! As long as it is full of magic, it can go up and cause some damage!

Alvin was already thinking that if he found Riddle's diary, he would probably chew it up if he threw it to Harley.

But this also creates a problem at the moment. This bitch is really wild!

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"Evan, what are you doing?" Justin looked curiously at the hoe thrust into his hand.

"Do you want to eat unlimited, sweet and delicious fresh watermelon? It is a hundred times more delicious than the kind sold outside now~"

As soon as Ivan said this, the eyes of the little badger in the lounge lit up!

Alvin raised two large bags of watermelon seeds in his hand and showed them to everyone! His father specially went to the East to find this for him. The watermelon at this time was already very sweet, enough to satisfy his appetite.

"Dang Dang! The big sweet watermelon from the ancient Eastern civilization! I have asked the principal to get the land, and then we just need to cultivate it! From now on, whether we can eat watermelon at Hogwarts, we Hufflepuffs The final say!”

"Oh! Long live Ivan!" Everyone cheered.

"Then, if you have time, please come and farm with me!" Ivan raised his arms and shouted.

"I, I'm going!"

"And me, I have strength!"

"Take me one, I'm free too!"

"My family is in the countryside. I have seen farming. I should know a little bit about it."

"And I."

"Add me one!"

The little badgers signed up enthusiastically, embracing the Hufflepuff school spirit: integrity, loyalty, honesty, and fearlessness of hardships! So there are no lazy, greedy people here, no one resists labor, everyone is a hard-working badger.

After lighting up a bunch of little badgers, Ivan distributed the hoes, and a group of people attacked the land he had extorted.