Genshin: The god picked up by Fufu

On the street, a group of people gathered together to discuss something.

"Have you heard? The great magician is going to perform magic at the Opéra Opéra Opéra!"

"Is that the genius girl magician Linny you are talking about?"

(The author did it on purpose, it was not a typo (?﹏?))

"Yes, yes, are you going? I'm going anyway. I heard that he is going to perform a new magic show."

"Really? But I have something to do that day and I can't go... It would be great if Lord Yurifas goes too. I will definitely use the only opportunity to ask for leave a year." said an office worker.

"Hahaha, Lord Yurifas will go!" a certain know-it-all laughed.

"Really? How did you know?"

"There is someone in the Momang Palace. I already know all the schedule of Lord Euripas! The great magician Linny is performing at the Opicli Opera House, and Euripas will be there!"

"Okay! I must take leave this time!"

"Ask for leave? If you ask for any leave, the boss will go there and directly build the team!"

……

Momang Palace.

Eurifas, who was driven to the door by Funina, was very distressed.

After that incident, Funina ignored him for a few days.

Not talking to him or eating the desserts he made carefully, Yurifas felt so depressed!

If I had known that Fufu would be disgusted, I wouldn't have kissed her... But Fufu's face is so soft!

His eyes stayed on Funina's little baby face, and Yurifas really wanted to kiss her again.

That wonderful touch made him particularly curious and intoxicated, having been single for countless epochs.

I want to kiss...but Fufu will be angry, right?

The eyes moved slightly upward, the thin red lips, the beautiful nose, the eyes glaring at him, the drop-shaped eyelashes...wait! Staring at him?

"Seyuri, what are you looking at?" the lovely Funina said coquettishly.

"Haha, no, it's nothing." Yurifas laughed dryly and said awkwardly.

The real owner caught me peeking, so sad!

"Hmph! I don't believe it. You must be thinking of something strange." Funina snorted coldly and looked at Eurifas with contempt.

"Lady Funina, please don't slander me." Yurifas was serious and didn't even say "Fufu".

"Funina-sama should be very clear about what kind of person I am after these three hundred years of getting along with you. Your slander against me will make me sad."

"Pretend, just keep pretending." Funina sneered, "Think I'm easy to deceive, right?"

She had been cramming in some knowledge about love in the past two days, and some parts even made her blush, but the result was still good.

Although she is also a little white chick with zero practice, she is at least much better than Urifas, a thousand-year-old wood who confesses that he knows nothing.

He had obviously said such tantalizing words that day, and he was so excited that the iron tree had blossomed, and he was ready to wait until he had dealt with the prophecy, then...just...

The next day it turned out to be the same as before!

Isn’t the relationship between the two still the same? Furina was so angry that she ignored Yurifas and didn't even eat the cake!

Although she really wanted to talk to Yurifas, eat the cakes he made, and drink the black tea and coffee he brewed by himself, Funina still had to remain indifferent and proudly expressed that she didn't care.

Even if this handsome man pretends to be pitiful in front of her, she can't be soft-hearted. She couldn't act so coaxing, otherwise how would she be able to control Yurifas in the future?

Funina didn't realize at all that she had read the wrong book. She mistakenly read the popular science article "Tips for Couples" from Fontaine into the light novel "The Reincarnation of Lord Eurifas, the Overbearing Water God Falls in Love with Me".

Although I learned a lot of knowledge, it was all learned by the Fontaine author who returned from Daozhu.

Seeing Funina who was different from before, Yurifas was speechless.

I have already said, don’t read weird books. Now that’s good, but are you stupid again?

He was originally a stupid little god, but now he is going to become a big stupid god.

But it's just cute.

"How could it be? Lady Funina's wisdom is unparalleled." Euripas boasted.

"Ha, you still need to tell me?" Funina proudly raised her chest.

Well, it’s smooth sailing...

"In that case, can the extremely intelligent Lady Funina grant me a small wish?" Yurifas asked while standing by the door.

"Uh-huh, come here and tell me." Funina waved her hand. She was just doing this to make it easier to talk, and she definitely didn't mean to feel sorry for anyone.

"Thank you Fufu!" Yurifas walked quickly to the table happily.

"Tell me." The girl sat on the chair and crossed her legs.

"There is a magic show at the Opera House of Opicile. Can you come with me to watch it? Fu Fu." Euripas did not say it was an invitation, because he knew Fu Nina would definitely refuse, but if he said that he would accompany her, If he goes, the meaning will be different.

This can make Funina think that she can't live without her and wants her to accompany her, which fully gives Funina face.

After all, a proper show of weakness can make the little god calm down better, and this is only for Funina.

If it were anyone else, Urifas would only say that if you are angry, just be angry. What does it have to do with him? Do you really think of yourself as a character? [Tree] and [Sea] don't dare to be angry with him. Who are you to be angry with him? I'll slap you up!

The only one who can get angry with Yurifas is Funina.

As Yurifas expected, Funina was satisfied with his show of weakness. She jumped down from the chair, walked around the table to the side of Urifas with graceful steps.

"Oh, I really can't do anything to you. If such a big man is acting coquettishly, what's so interesting about the magic show? It's just a visual trick. I really don't know what the point of you enjoying watching this kind of thing is. Forget it, I'll accompany You Come with me!" She raised her little face arrogantly, and even though she said disgusting words, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but raise.

Hehe, Yuri acted like a spoiled child. Did he act like a spoiled child just now? How stupid for a grown man to act coquettishly! But it’s a little cute!

"Well, thank you Fufu." With helplessness and doting hidden in his golden eyes, Yurifas smiled slightly and finally coaxed the little god to sleep. It was not easy!

He should be more careful in the future and not make Fufu angry. If she really ignored him, it would be a big loss for him.

Looking at the smiling Yurifas, Funina always felt that she had forgotten something.

……

At this time, Ying and Paimon, the travelers who had just arrived in Fontaine, happened to "encounter" Linny and Linnette.

Lin Ni said with a serious face: "There has been a prophecy spread in Fontaine that all people will dissolve in the sea water, leaving only the water god himself crying on the throne."

"Wow! What a terrible prophecy! Will we also be drowned?" White [Floating Spirit] Pamon covered his mouth and said in fear.

"Don't worry." Linnette said, "[The prophecy] has existed for a long time and has never been verified. It may be false, and even if it is true, with those three adults in Fontaine, it will definitely not Something happened."

"Three adults? Are they very powerful? Linnet makes you so confident." Ying asked.

"It's amazing! With Lady Funina and Lady Eurifas here, Fontaine will be able to survive the prophecy safely." Linnette said excitedly.

"Funina...Urifas..." Pamon frowned and thought, "I remember! Do you still remember what Nasida asked us to do?"

"Hmm... [Say hello to the teacher for me]?" Ying said uncertainly.

"That's right! I remember Nacida mentioned her teacher's name, which was Eurifas!" Paimon said.

"Then are we going to see Yurifas now?" Ying asked again.

"Um, I'll interrupt you for a moment." Linni interrupted at the right time, "Who is the [Nacita] you are talking about? She must be very powerful to be a student of Eurifas, right?"

"Of course! Nasita is the goddess of grass in Sumeru, and she is particularly dedicated to her duties. In Sumeru, this is the first time that we were able to do various things without being fooled, and truly enjoyed a trip." Paimon crossed his arms. Waist, she said proudly, as if she was praising herself.

"That's right." Ying nodded in agreement.

"Grass God? He's actually a student of Lord Eurifas?" Linni and Linnet were shocked.

"As expected of Lord Eurifas! He can actually be the teacher of other gods!" Linni's eyes lit up.

"That's amazing, Yurifas! Tonight I'm going to sleep with three Yurifas-sama pillows." Linnette's cat ears moved unconsciously.

Seeing the excitement of the two people, Ying lowered her voice and said to Paimon: "They seem to admire that Eurifas?"

"It's not like that, it's just admiration." Paimon complained.

Noticing his gaffe, Linny came back to his senses and apologized: "I'm sorry, you two. Please don't mind it. Lord Eurifas is of great significance to the Fontaine people. He is the same as the water goddess Funina. He is the people’s favorite star in Fontainebleau.”

"Uh, I understand." Ying thought about Liyue's Keqing's inconsistent worship of the rock god, and Inazuma's Kujo Sora who also secretly collected Thunderbolt General's dolls, and he understood instantly.

Specifically, every person in Fontaine has Fuchu and Yulichu!

"Hahaha, I'll make you laugh as a traveler. If you don't mind, please accept this." Linni took out two tickets.

"What is this?" Pamon took it actively.

"Tickets for my magic show, please come and see it." Linnie winked.

"Thank you, we won't be absent." Ying said.

"Then I look forward to your arrival."

Linny took off his hat, bent slightly towards Ying and Paimon, and then he took Linnette's hand.

"Witness the miracle!" was the only word left.

Bang! A cloud of white smoke appeared and engulfed the two figures.

When the smoke dissipated, Linny and Linnette were gone, leaving only Ying and Paimon applauding.