I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"What's more important?" The girl's voice was urgent.

"What's more important is that the third child is his mother's biological sister and his biological aunt, so he has fallen in love with his mother's biological sister!"

"Your boyfriend is a master of time management. While he talks sweetly to you, he applauds his love for the third child in the company. The third child even wants to get started!"

Girl: "Hiss...he turned out to be a scumbag, thanks to him being so handsome! Ooooooh!"

Yi Man shook his head: "No matter whether a man is ugly or handsome, seeing a beautiful woman outside, no, it's an old wife outside can cause a physiological reaction in him, so it is better to believe that a sow can climb a tree than to believe in a man."

The girl listened to Yi Man's words quietly without crying. She said in a very calm tone: "Oh, you can find an old one even if you are looking for a mistress, what kind of vision do you have."

Yiman: "Because he has spent his whole life's aesthetics on you and others, even if it is a piece of cake, he can enjoy it."

The girl was amused by this sentence: "Sister Man, I really believe he can eat shit."

"He should be working in the company now. I will break up with him when he comes back."

Yi Man took another sip of Coke and said, "No, just call him now and tell him to break up. He will agree immediately."

The girl asked in confusion: "Why?"

"Because the third child is pregnant."

Girl: "Oh, they spend every day in bed!"

"In about a month, the third child got pregnant. Should I praise her for being pregnant or should I praise her for being cunty?"

Yiman: "Most people who become mistresses lack attention and attention, are indolent and want to satisfy their own desires. They will not become mistresses just because the other person is married."

"Of course, nine out of ten men cheat, and the remaining one is dysfunctional."

The girl chuckled and said, "I'm going to start a blind date tomorrow!"

"Find a man with good looks, a good figure, and good financial resources to marry, although maybe the one you get on a blind date is a man with good looks, a bad body, and poor financial resources."

"As long as he is honest and responsible, it doesn't matter if he is ugly."

Yiman: "Sister, you have to think twice. There is a reason for a man to be handsome and a scumbag, but there is no reason for him to be ugly!"

The girl said in a stubborn tone: "It's okay, it's not like I haven't been scummed before!"

What the girl didn't know was that tomorrow's blind date completely made him give up the idea of ​​marrying an ugly man.

Yiman heard the girl's bold words: "..."

It’s up to you, there are 1.4 billion people in China, and there are quite a lot of ugly men. Celebrities are all ugly, let alone those men who have nothing to do and just want to take advantage.

"Sister Man, thank you. If you hadn't helped me, I would still have been kept in the dark by him."

"I'll give you some big rockets!"

"Sister Man, goodbye~ I will always be a fan of you until the end of time!"

After saying that, the girl swiped a few rockets and left.

Later, Yiman sent another lucky bag.

After a while, Yiman read out the ID that won the biggest prize.

"Congratulations to the God of Wealth for visiting my little cutie. He won the biggest prize in the lucky bag and got a chance to connect."

The netizen who said the God of Wealth came to my house immediately connected online. Her voice was so excited that you could hear her banging the table through the screen.

The God of Wealth's face outside the screen almost froze with laughter. She didn't expect that she, who had always been so unlucky, would actually connect with Yi Man.

So, she drank herself a glass of water, which slightly dissipated the burning heat in her heart.

She said: "Sister Man, it's terrible. When I saw your face, the right atrium received the venous blood from the whole body and pumped it out from the pulmonary artery through the right ventricle. At this time, the venous blood flowing in the pulmonary artery became rich in oxygen through gas exchange in the lungs. The arterial blood is sent from the pulmonary veins to the left atrium and then pumped to the whole body through the aorta in the left ventricle.”

Yiman: "?"

Smith Marseille, vermicelli sauce, I don’t understand.

Yi Man pretended to be cold: "Speak humanly."

The God of Wealth came to my house: "My heart moves for you!"

Yiman: "..."

"Sister Man, you are so beautiful. I sleep with your photo in my arms day and night? I didn't expect that after getting closer to each other, you are more beautiful than a fairy. Therefore, the dinosaurs must have become extinct because they were short-handed and couldn't take advantage of your beauty." applaud!"

Yiman: "..."

I'm connected to a fan who is a fan. It's so cool. It turns out this is what it feels like to be sought after by a fan!

Woohoo, it’s common to encounter fans who are afraid of society, but it’s rare to encounter fans who are jealous!

For someone like her, the melons she brings must be colorful.

So, Yiman stopped her rainbow fart in time and said: "Dear little sister, I have received your thoughts. I am very grateful that you can fall in love with me, a silly girl like me!"

The God of Wealth came to my house and slapped the table, stomping his feet excitedly on the spot, and his heart became even hotter.

Her tears suddenly burst into tears, and a warm current flowed throughout her body. She nodded wildly and said: "Sister Man, I will only be a fan of you in this life. Whoever scolds you in the future, I will tear them to death!"

Yi Man gestured to her and said, "Thank you for your love, little cutie. I will always maintain my original intention and never forget my mission!"

The God of Wealth came to my house and when he saw this, he excitedly ordered several carnivals.

Then she made a gesture of invitation and said: "Thank you little cutie for the carnival. Next, please tell me what you want to ask, cutie!"

The God of Wealth came over to my house and asked in a trembling voice: "Sister Man, I didn't expect that I could win the biggest prize, so I didn't prepare questions to ask, but I thought of a person in time. I want to know him. thing!"

"Sister Man, I have sent you my name."

"it is good."

After Yiman opened the private message and saw the name, she said, "Are you sure you want to know?"

The God of Wealth came to my house and said firmly: "Sure!"

"He also has an illegitimate son who is almost as old as you."

The God of Wealth came to my house and screamed: "What? Are you kidding!"

Yiman: "Maybe you can't accept this, but it's a fact. Now this illegitimate child is still in the same classroom as you, and he is your deskmate!"

The God of Wealth came to my house and broke down and yelled, "What?"

"He is my half-brother?"

Yi Man nodded sharply.

The God of Wealth didn't speak for a while when he arrived at my house, maybe he was still accepting this fact.

"Also, you have a younger sister who is a half-sister!"

The God of Wealth came to my house: "??"

One blow after another, the God of Wealth came to my house and sat in his seat, staring at the screen in despair.

After a long time, she muttered: "Then my parents cheated on me?"

"They each formed another family? Who am I?"

Yi Man: "You are an unexpected gift from your parents."

The God of Wealth came to my house: "..."

She stuttered and asked: "Then my parents are..."

"Oh, no big deal, your parents are both mistresses."

"And they both know that the other has an illegitimate child."

"you do not know."

The God of Wealth came to my house: "..."

Her parents really brought her an Easter egg in life!