I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Chapter 152 We are not a straw boat, don’t shoot your arrows at us

In the morning, the jungle was surrounded by mist, and the thin mist slowly crawled through the gaps in the jungle. The rising sun illuminated the big trees golden, which was a bit dazzling to the human eye.

In this early morning, the guests were all here, waiting for Chen Dan to announce the task.

After today, this variety show will be over, and everyone will have to go back to their homes to find their respective mothers.

Chen Dan walked out with the speaker as usual. He stretched out in front of everyone and complained weakly: "It's really painful to sleep in this tent."

When he saw that everyone was fully dressed and ready to complete their tasks, Chen Dan's eyes fell on Su Qingqing.

"Are you going to wear this dress? This dress will embarrass you on the next mission."

Su Qingqing didn't listen. She said, "Today is the last day. Director, can't you issue some simple tasks?"

"That's up to you, don't regret it."

"Your hip-hugging skirt does please you, but don't cry later."

Su Qingqing looked up and down at her black butt-covering skirt, which perfectly showed off her curvy figure. Today she wore this skirt entirely for Duan Xunliao.

She thought about it last night and realized that without Duan Xunliao helping her, she would be looked down upon in the variety show, so she wanted to seduce Duan Xunliao again and get him back together with her, so that she could make good use of him.

In the past, Duan Xunliao loved her so much that he once threatened to marry her. However, she was having an affair with Tom at the time. If she agreed to his proposal, she would only be able to play with one man and not other men in the future.

Before Yiman showed up to fight against her, all the men were following her. She would twitch her fingers a little, and a lot of men would fall under her pomegranate skirt. She said that she wanted wind to get wind and rain to get rain.

After thinking about it, Su Qingqing winked at Duan Xunliao from a distance.

Duan Xunliao moved behind Han Yuge and blocked Su Qingqing's gaze with Han Yuge's body.

When Su Qingqing saw Duan Xunliao avoiding her, she felt slightly angry, but thinking that she wanted to get back together with him, she suppressed her anger and showed a stiff smile again.

Chen Dan began to read out the mission.

"Today's task is sports-oriented. There are three events here. One event is sit-ups for one minute. Whoever does the most sit-ups wins!"

"Only girls participate in this event. Girls' mothers do not need to participate. They assist girls in sit-ups."

After saying that, the program team members brought a soft cushion.

Su Qingqing was wearing a hip-hugging skirt, which would be exposed if she lay down.

The thought immediately embarrassed her.

Chen Dan said in a low voice: "Everyone is at your place..."

"Su Qingqing, why don't you lie down?"

Su Qingqing's face turned red and blue for a while, and she felt a little embarrassed and said: "Can you let me change clothes? You see, I am not suitable for sports!"

Chen Dan said disgustedly: "Go back quickly, you want all of us to wait for you."

"Anyone with a brain knows what kind of skirt to wear in the jungle."

Su Qingqing's face was so red that she was almost bleeding. She lowered her head and bit her lip and looked at Duan Xunliao as if she was aggrieved.

Duan Xunliao looked straight ahead, ignoring the aggrieved look from Su Qingqing.

So Su Qingqing pretended to be forced to change clothes and left.

I thought I would get sympathy from netizens, but I didn't expect to be criticized by netizens.

[She was wronged. Who was she seducing by wearing a hip-hugging skirt in the jungle? 】

[To seduce Duan Xunliao, her eyes flirted with Duan Xunliao several times. 】

[A shameless woman wants to seduce a man when she sees him. Why doesn’t she seduce a boar? Boars are also male animals. 】

[Su Qingqing is like a teddy, in heat all the time. 】

[Damn it, she’ll feel uncomfortable if she doesn’t do it for a day, right? She might as well stop being a star and start selling, she might earn more than a star. 】

[What you are saying is too vicious. She is just wearing a skirt. Is it necessary to react so loudly? In today's era, you can dress freely. Anyway, I support Qingqing. She is my role model. She dares to love and hate, and she also advocates freedom. 】

[Director of the mental hospital: Sorry, the door was not closed properly and the crazy woman ran out. 】

[Dean, please reinforce the door and give me a heavier dose of the psychiatric medicine. Do you know how much harm it will cause to society if the mad woman escapes? 】

[OK, I'll take her back and give her a sedative injection to prevent her from getting more and more insane. 】

Su Qingqing is back. She has changed into a slightly looser sportswear.

She lay on the cushions with an unconvinced look on her face, but when she saw Shan Yiyi's warning eyes towards her, she gritted her teeth and said nothing.

"Everyone take your place...begin!"

Yiman stood up and stood up with a relaxed expression. It was a little slow at first, but then it quickly became an afterimage. Shen and Wan were shocked when they saw this.

She saw that Yiman was so fast that he could fly up, but there wasn't a drop of sweat on his forehead and he looked relaxed.

On the contrary, Han Yuge next to her had already fallen down from exhaustion after doing a few moves. When she saw Yi Man's movements that were so fast that afterimages appeared, Han Yuge rubbed her eyes in disbelief.

Damn it, is this human speed? Where does this leave Bolt?

Su Qingqing worked hard to do sit-ups in order to keep Yi Man down.

She closed her eyes and counted silently in her mind. When she counted to 45, she thought to herself that this wave was accurate.

Chen Dan blew the whistle and the first project ended.

"50 Korean songs!"

"Su Qingqing 45!"

"What?" Su Qingqing screamed angrily.

"Did you count wrongly? How could she have so many?"

Chen Dan: "What's wrong with you just admitting that others are better than you?"

Su Qingqing: "No, it's impossible. You must be secretly helping her get the majority!"

Chen Dan was too lazy to argue with her and continued: "Yi Man 200."

Su Qingqing screamed: "What?"

"Are you so blatant in cheating for her?" she asked.

Chen Dan glared at her: "You're sick of me. Others are better than you, so you accuse us of cheating. Can you still save some face?"

"It's so disgusting!"

Han Yuge was on the side to make up for it: "Su Qingqing, stop struggling. You are just weak and stupid. Admit it."

"By the way, Manman and I are not straw boats. Don't shoot your arrows towards us."

Su Qingqing: "..."

Chen Dan ignored her and directly announced the result: "In the first round of the girls' group, Yi Man won."

"Next, it's the boys' group's turn to perform push-ups. Whoever does the most push-ups within one minute wins, let's begin!"

The boys' group started directly on the ground without any cushions.

Qi Wei and Duan Xunliao are people who often go to the gym, so it is simple to do it.

On the contrary, I would rather stay in school all year round, so how can I have time to exercise?

After doing a few, I lay down and rested.

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