Net King: Walking into Tatehai University with Damocles on his head

"Huh, be careful, you won't be able to find a wife in the future!" Today's girls have higher and higher demands on their partners. If they are too lazy and don't know how to do anything, they will be disliked.

Of course, Byodoin Phoenix has strange little thoughts about someone. He is not just saying this just to say this, but——

He didn't know what he wanted to say, maybe he just wanted to get a promise from Nioh!

"I don't expect to find a girlfriend in the future!" Nioh rubbed his fingers casually.

His words were careless, but byodoin phoenix who was listening was stunned, "..."

What does this mean? Are you hinting at him? Or is it just a very simple sentence without any meaning!

Byodoin Phoenix wanted to inquire in detail, but he didn't know where to start. His thoughts must be quite hidden.

and so……

An accident?

"No matter what, you still need to learn some survival skills. If you are not very skilled in mastering your own flames, you should practice more!"

Byodoin Phoenix was afraid that he would think too much, and he was also afraid that he would not be able to bear it, so he had no choice but to seize the time to change the subject and let the matter get involved in another matter.

"Speaking of which, is your cooking so delicious to seduce your girlfriend in the future?"

Niou looked at Byodoin Phoenix, a rare good wife and mother, and smiled. "I only knew you were domineering and rough in the past, but I didn't know you had such good cooking skills..."

Byodoin Phoenix rolled his eyes. He had obviously eaten the barbecue he made when we all went skiing together before. Why didn't he eat it at this time?

I’ll leave it to you alone to say whatever I co-authored!

"Do you want to try it?" Anyway, there were a lot of noodles, and he cooked enough for two people. Even if Nioh was short of a mouthful, he had already been standing here for a long time, and it seemed like he didn't share the noodles with him. Not so good.

"Do you have enough to eat?" According to his understanding, Byodoin Phoenix's appetite is still quite large.

"I ate and drank before, but just now I felt a little uncomfortable with an empty stomach-" Byodoin Phoenix took out a bowl of noodles and handed it to Niou first.

"Then I'm not welcome!"

I don’t know what kind of flour this noodle is made of, but it smells very pleasant and whets your appetite.

But before Niou could taste it, a sound of pain and joy came from the side of his mouth~

Like a kitten, like a drunk kitten. It makes people laugh and want to look back to see what happened to him~

"Ah, what does this smell like? I'm so hungry!"

Suddenly looking back, sure enough, the man who was lying next to the pot just now had even begun to eat the burnt version of the pancake he had made. The smell of the rice cake actually woke him up.

Do you think it’s strange?…

Nioh suspected that Jiro Taito was pretending to be cute on purpose, but he had no evidence!

"Haha..." After all, it is my own sword. Although this behavior seems a bit stupid, it is still cute overall.

"Jiro Taito, you have been drinking for so long, how do you feel now?"

Nioh put down the bowl and first paid attention to his big sword, "Do you have a headache? Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?"

Although Jiro Taito is an old drunkard, due care is still indispensable.

"Lord, why are you here? I remember I didn't drag you to drink!"

Feeling dizzy, what he saw when he opened his eyes was his kind and lovely lord——

Jiro Tadou felt that his whole mood became brighter. I feel super happy, but my stomach is growling...it's a bit out of place!

"Are you hungry?" Niou felt that he had suddenly been upgraded to a super big patriarch.

"Uh-huh!"

The most well-behaved Odachi ever was, "It seemed like I drank a little too much just now, and now I have a stomachache!"

This happened before, but Jiro Taishou didn't care, but now there was suddenly someone beside her who cared about her, and this slight stomachache doubled, and even changed its tone and escalated——

It makes people care!

This is the legendary feeling that when someone cares about you, all kinds of diseases suddenly appear in your body!

……?

Really, simple and clear!

"Lord, I really don't feel well anywhere!" The more Jiro Taida said, the more he felt that he was sick everywhere. He needed his lord to pull him up and help him take a look. This was no longer an accident that could be solved with a bowl of noodles.

"I told you to drink less and drink less before, but you didn't listen. Now you feel uncomfortable. You know how sad you are!"

He didn't think much about it. Who could refuse a man who was drunk but looked at his sword with moist eyes? Moreover, he was so tall and yet so weak lying there...

What an irresistible child!

"I'll pull you up first and eat this bowl of noodles first!"

Although the noodles only have bland noodles and vegetables, because the noodles themselves are of high quality, they smell pretty good and taste even better!

"Hmm!" Jiro Taishou, who couldn't help himself, was too weak, so he hummed softly.

When Byodoin Phoenix looked at such a man, he felt unhappy for a moment. It was obvious that he had cooked this noodle, and he had cooked it for Nioh——

Not for this green tea bitch who likes to drink and pretend to be green tea!

"You are so weak, I'd better help him up myself!" With a click, he put the bowl aside, Byodoin Phoenix frowned and said to Niou, who had an extremely delicate expression.

Then, without waiting for Nioh to react, he grabbed the weak and helpless drunkard and picked him up with all his strength.

"Well, slow down, he's drunk now—"

Nioh immediately noticed Jiro Taito's frown and slightly wrinkled eyes.

"Why are you arguing so much with a drunk person? Be gentle!"

Those who don’t know are not guilty. They have drunk too much, so what else can they care about?

"……"hehe!

This guy is real, his fatherly heart is on the line!

How can he be so kind and fatherly to such a big, tall, drunk, and smelly sword?

Are you sure it's not cerebral palsy?

"Don't look at your eyes!" he suggested kindly.

Nioh: "..."

He actually knows what Byodoin Phoenix wants to say, but the question is who can stop him, just say those moist eyes and the unblinking look on his face that looks at you with such concentration.

It’s still my own sword, trusting myself wholeheartedly——

Anyway, Niou can’t refuse——

Byodoin Phoenix looks like this. He can't say that he doesn't know, because if he doesn't know, he feels like a fool!

This must not be possible!

Then-

"Okay, okay, I know what's going on, so don't argue with him!"

Niou stretched out his hand and watched as his toes gently rubbed the dry but straight blond hair of Byodoin Phoenix twice, and then twice.

"Since he is drunk and unconscious now, let him eat this bowl of noodles. Anyway, I have already tasted it, and overall it is very good——"

The white-haired young man tilted his head and smiled softly, "I didn't expect that your craftsmanship is so good. I'm really impressed by you!"