Net King: Walking into Tatehai University with Damocles on his head

Byodoin Phoenix doesn’t understand!

Understanding and respect, that's what he thought at first, but after being hungry for a day, he couldn't respect it anymore.

My head is so hungry that I feel dizzy. I still care about understanding and respect. The most important thing is to find someone to keep me alive!

In order to survive now, he has to find something to eat——

Of course, he didn't go directly to the cafeteria, but was attacked by a certain sword left in the Honmaru.

That's right, not everyone in Honmaru went out to buy things. Jiro Taito, a drunkard, didn't go. Of course, it wasn't that he didn't want to go, but he was so drunk that he simply forgot about it and hid alone in his own room. Drinking in the room.

There is no sword in the house, and no one comes to take care of all the swords.

For him, it was a supreme start and made the knife extremely happy. The only regret was that there was no one to drink with him, so he could not complain or talk about interesting things while drinking!

So, Jiro Taito, who was half drunk and very bored, started to look around for someone in the Honmaru while holding a glass of wine, and then he found a certain Byodoin Phoenix who was also bored.

Of course ordinary humans can't pull Byodoin's Phoenix——

However, Jiro Taito is not an ordinary person. Not only is he extraordinary, he is also a very good swordsman. His huge strength is matched with the Phoenix of Byodoin. He has not eaten much for almost a day, and his body is slightly weak. It only takes one turn to defeat him. Completely captured!

What happened next was very logical. Byodoin Phoenix was dragged down to drink together. His ears were buzzing, and he was breathing like a fly with the smell of drunken wine, polluting all the air in front of him.

His head felt dizzy for a moment. Byodoin Phoenix happened to be bored and a little hungry. How could Jiro Taito not prepare some side dishes to go with the wine while drinking? He ate some along with the food——

It’s just that there aren’t many things and it’s not enough to eat!

"Do you all like shopping so much? You all have to go shopping and you still haven't come back after so long..."

Byodoin Phoenix complained.

"What can be more interesting than drinking? I still prefer drinking at home..."

I seem to be able to follow the dialogue, but I seem to be unable to follow it. Everywhere is full of strange feelings.

Fortunately, they didn't care what the other said.

Time continued to pass like this for half an hour. After finishing the food and drinking the wine, Jiro Taishou became even more dizzy, and Byodoin Phoenix also became a little drunk.

"Hiccup, I thought you couldn't drink!" Jiro Tai Dao burped with satisfaction.

"It's long past the age where you can get married, so of course you can drink!"

Please, don't think of him as someone who can't do anything, okay!

Drinking too much makes it easier to go to the toilet. You two are holding me, and I’m holding you. Making sure not to fall, he started running to the toilet.

And then...this is a painful story, I was hungry again after draining the water!

This time the wine was finished, the food prepared before was also finished, and the most important thing was that the two of them were getting drunker and drunker!

"Ugh, if I have wine and nothing to eat, I will die. How can I feel so uncomfortable?"

Jiro Taishou is not happy without drinking, so he hopes that his swordsman can soak in the wine jar every day, 24 hours a day.

But... now that there is no more wine, all dreams will eventually fade away, and there will be nothing left. What a terrible ending!

"Why don't you go to the kitchen and have a look!"

Byodoin Phoenix's ears hurt from his roar. Have you ever seen someone who can howl like this? Even if he is drunk, he can still howl like this. He is considered a talent.

No matter if there is something to eat or drink, go and check it out first. There may be something there if there is no other place.

The two of them arrived at the cafeteria naturally, and then they saw the layer of white noodles sticking to the pot.

Foreground summary: Both of them have been drinking. No matter how good they are, they are still a little drunk now. Jiro Taito didn't care about it at all. The noodles are cooked or not, and Byodoin Phoenix is ​​a little dizzy now, dazzled and can't see clearly...

However, fortunately, the most basic sanity is still online!

"Let me get a bowl, just in case-"

They had to get a bowl to serve the noodles.

Byodoin Phoenix turned around to get the bowl, and there was only the last Jiro sword left.

Then--

He was the only one left, hungry and wanting to drink. All kinds of blows were added together. Jiro Taishou couldn't control it. He lowered his head and lay on the side of the pot, looking at the white flowers inside!

Although. The noodles were a bit ugly, but I was so dizzy that I couldn’t care less about it!

must--

Gotta eat——

So I picked up the chopsticks next to me and started drying the plate of noodles in the pot!

Ignore the weird crackling sound that can almost break your ears - overall it tastes very good, Jiro Taishou said while tasting it.

Bang, the sound of the wooden bowl falling to the ground made Jiro Taito squint his eyes, and tilted his head in confusion, with the white pancake crust still there beside his mouth.

"Byodoin, what are you doing? Come here to eat together. Why did you drop your bowl on the floor?"

Byodoin Phoenix was not as free as he was to eat. He stared at the dark color under the white chopsticks with wide eyes.

Ok……

Is this kind of thing really edible?

I was so frightened that I was drunk, and my mind was so clear instantly.

He quickly stepped forward and pulled away the user's Jiro knife, took out a pair of clean chopsticks, and looked through the contents - under the white noodles, his true appearance was finally revealed. Why is the top part white? Because the living noodles completely lay in the pot and turned into something dry and stir-fried like a pancake, with the white side facing up, and the part below that was close to the pot has completely turned black!

Well, some places are quite good, orange and black!

It should barely be able to get in, but it's just a pity. The place where Jiro Taito eats is not very friendly, not very friendly to the human body!

"What are you doing? Even if you are hungry, you can't just stand and eat from the same pot!"

Jiro Taito, who was still in a drunken dream, didn't understand the feelings of Byodoin Phoenix. He just felt that the man in front of him was robbing him to eat.

Not only are you robbing him, but you are also occupying the pot. What do you mean? The food in the pot is everyone’s friend. There are two of us here. Why are you the only one eating?

"Can you see clearly before eating? Who wants to steal your food?"