Pirate: I'm not the King of the Sea, so don't mess with me.

So hot!

Her beautiful brows were wrinkled under her lace-trimmed straw hat.

The beauty in bikini looked up at the sun in the sky.

He quickly looked away again.

It’s so dazzling and so hot!

Why is it so hot?

Her bare white feet stepped on the soft sand.

The sand under my feet feels hot.

Why is it so hot?

She trudged under the blazing sun.

He is holding a monkey in his left hand and a handful of cauliflower in his right hand...

etc. ?_?

What the hell is this? ∑(口||

Why should I hold on to these two things? ? ? (╬▔盘▔)╯

*

Zenia suddenly woke up from her nightmare and sat up suddenly.

My whole body was covered in hot sweat as if I had just escaped from the scorching sun.

This makes her hot!

He raised his hand, just about to fan himself twice to cool down.

Suddenly I noticed something was wrong.

Lower your eyes.

On the beautifully shaped, full and elastic Opai, there is a... big hand with distinct joints.

Zheniya's expression was dull. She looked along the hand and saw the tall man with the cauliflower head on the right burying his head into the soft pillow.

Maybe he noticed her waking up, and the big hand that still didn't move away unconsciously grabbed it twice.

Zenia:! ! !

"Yeah? Yaya, don't you want to sleep a little longer?"

As the familiar lazy voice sounded, the big hands with a strong sense of presence on the waist slowly rubbed the tender waist skin, and the ambiguous breath flowed silently.

The thin callus scratches the skin, and the itching sensation goes straight to the bottom of the heart, making people tremble all over.

Zheniya turned her head mechanically and saw on the left side, the man who opened his eyes in a daze was leaning over, buried his head in her waist naturally and smoothly, and even took a deep breath? ? ?

Zenia:! ! !

Three seconds later.

Earth-shattering screams echoed throughout the palace.

"You two bastards, who allowed you to enter my room??? Get out of here!!!"

It shook the entire palace.

Doflamingo, who had not slept well last night and was currently sunbathing in front of the swimming pool downstairs, suddenly opened his eyes and looked upstairs with an expressionless expression.

The next second, with two loud bangs, two familiar figures wearing only pajamas fell from the air.

Doflamingo:...

Hey!

Without thinking, he hurriedly left the beach chair where he had just been lying.

As soon as he stood still, the two tall men smashed the beach chair he had just been lying on.

Doflamingo, who was already in a bad mood, was even worse.

The cadres of the Don Quixote family heard the sound and came over.

After seeing the two people who had just climbed up from the mess, they went back silently.

It's over, what can happen to the general? Disperse quickly.

Kuzan was still in a daze, and the fall he had just made didn't hurt at all, but it was a bit confusing.

He yawned, reached out and scratched the back of Cauliflower's head, and then turned around skillfully to ask about the situation: "Ah~ Well~ what just happened?"

Porusalino was reaching out to brush off the dust on his body. He was confused and a little helpless: "It's so distressing~ We are obviously a legal couple, why does Yaya still react like this~"

My sweet-smelling and soft little wife was gone after just one night of hugging her!

Kuzan tilted his head, and a question mark appeared visibly on the top of his head: Legally married? When did this happen?

Porusalino: Don’t worry about these details~

Doflamingo on the side had veins popping up on his forehead.

I think these two things are very annoying.

*

However, an eyesore is an eyesore, and the landlord's friendship must still be fulfilled.

Therefore, the two generals plus Zenia had breakfast in the palace.

Why do these two guys appear here? And even got into Zheniya’s room…

It starts with Doflamingo coming to our door yesterday in need of help.

At that time, the three of them were chatting and having lunch.

It was at this moment that Doflamingo walked into the restaurant with steps that he did not recognize.

As soon as he met the two generals, Doflamingo showed his fearless nature.

Not only did he openly and secretly question why these two people came to his territory, he also sat down on the table where they were eating.

When the three of them meet, they are all presenters, and a few witty remarks are indispensable.

Especially Doflamingo and Polusalino, both of them can talk and speak well, so the back and forth between you and me makes you want to have a long conversation.

But Zheniya can’t stand it!

You said you guys just talk, Doflamingo, what are you doing, you stinky little brother, sitting on the table?

ah? Are you going to let people eat?

Then Zheniya broke out and punched everyone out of the restaurant.

But when I looked back, I no longer felt in the mood to eat.

How can you let people eat from the table that their butts have sat on? how to eat?

In the end, it was Kuzan who comforted her and managed to calm down Zheniya who was almost going berserk.

On the other side, Doflamingo, who was afraid that the woman would go crazy and kill Dressrosa, had a big bag on his head, and used 120,000 patience to coax him, and finally gave him a different meal every day. As a price, he succeeded in gaining Zenia's forgiveness.

However, compared to the feast, Doflamingo felt that the biggest cost of this trip was bringing two big troubles back to the palace.

It wasn't until the three-meter-tall general followed Zenia every step of the way that Doflamingo realized how outrageous his original conspiracies were.

Why did the general appear in Dressrosa?

To hear the diva sing?

Ah! Fart, it’s because of the singer’s mother!

At that moment, Doflamingo, who had thought everything through, truly felt that he had underestimated the damn charm of this woman.

The arrival of a general is an important event that the entire Don Quixote family is prepared to prepare for.

So in the evening, Doflamingo not only hosted a sumptuous dinner, but also arranged a warm and comfortable guest room.

Everything was fine, but in the middle of the night, Doflamingo, who was tossing and turning and unable to sleep, heard the sound of light footsteps coming from the corridor.

Let's take a look around.

It turned out to be a blue pheasant and a yellow ape.

And these two people walked out of their rooms with a very clear purpose, which was the guest room where Zenia was.

So, Doflamingo, who 'witnessed' the two people walking into the room harmoniously, completely lost sleep.

The above is the general process from yesterday to this morning.

At this moment, Zenia, who was sitting at the dining table, plunged the fork in her hand into the steak on the plate.

The other hand held the knife and cut it fiercely. The expression of anger was as if two people were cutting the steak.

Polusalino put a small piece of steak into his mouth slowly and gracefully, looked at it sideways, and reminded with a smile: "Yeah~ If you use too much force, the plate will be broken~"

As soon as she finished speaking, the plate under Zheniya's steak made an overwhelming click.

Zenia:......

He turned his head sharply and glared at Porusalino fiercely: "Shut up!"

Porusalino looked helpless and indulgent, and closed her mouth with a smile.

It seems that the mood is quite good.

Kuzan:…

Kuzan was silent for a moment, then reached out and picked up a plate of chocolate cake and placed it in front of Zenia.

"Ah, well~ We didn't do anything too extreme last night..."

Zenia grinded her teeth and interrupted him directly: "Are you polite when you enter a girl's room in the middle of the night? Shut up!"

Kuzan silently shut up!

Well, how should I put it?

This matter is indeed their fault, but as Kizaru-senpai said, they are a de facto couple, so there is nothing to be ashamed of.

Well, that's right, Yaya is just shy.

Hmm~ It’s quite cute!

Yes, this guy seems to be in a good mood!