I established the Kua Kua Cult in Naruto

Chapter 377 Never be a middleman. If you want to satisfy both parties, you will offend both parties.

Chenma felt like he had become Barry Allen, and he became extremely hungry after even a little exercise. Although his talent of "Endless" allowed his body cells to hold more energy, fat is still the most important energy storage "device" .

Excessive fat brushing has caused his body fat rate to fall below the safety line. Until the fat cells return to their original size, Chenma will probably have to carry this weak debuff.

Even if he is not fighting or training, as long as Tatsuma's brain keeps thinking, his body's energy consumption is far higher than that of ordinary people. Even he himself is not sure how many things he will be thinking about at the same time.

Fortunately, the human brain already has a powerful liquid cooling system, and nearly half of the heart's blood supply would complete circulation in the brain. Otherwise, Chenma suspected that he would be in a high fever state all the time.

In fact, Chenma's current state is not difficult to deal with in theory, because [Continuous] will digest the nutrients of the food he consumes very quickly. In theory, as long as he keeps eating, he can return to his original state.

And if you want to lose weight again, it is very simple. You only need to enter the imperfect fairy mode, and all kinds of liquids in the body, whether water or fat, will be quickly discharged.

In other words, Tatsuma is actually a rubber man, Tsunade is comfortable with killing herself, and Tatsuma is considered fat and thin.

But this is all "theoretical". Even if it is a simple "eating", the body will resist when eating too much. Even if Chenma subjectively confirms that he has not reached saturation, the brain that thinks about all this, But he is a two-faced guy.

On the one hand, it tells Chenma that the body still needs to take in nutrients and to continue eating. On the other hand, it tells the esophagus and intestines that it is full and cannot eat anymore.

It even encourages these organs. As long as Chenma continues to eat, they will protest and rebel. This is the magic of the brain.

As for losing weight, the body will indeed not interfere, but it has no ability to intervene. Chenma is constantly getting weaker during the process of body fluids being discharged. If there is even the slightest mistake, the entire process may be out of control, and Chenma will be left with nothing. A pair of shriveled skin.

unless

When Tatsuma returned home, he rubbed his hands. He still couldn't master his wood escape. In theory, wood escape is attractive to all energy. Tatsuma used wood escape to absorb the chakra of the Nine-Tails, and he also used wood escape to attract. Over natural energy.

This energy has even been converted, which means that even if it is not ingested through swallowing or injection, Chenma can still replenish body energy.

However, there is too much energy in the world. Tatsuma's Wood Escape practice is still at the initial "bringing" stage. The application of absorbed energy is either direct application or mixed use, and cannot be transformed.

The so-called life is short means that there are countless problems encountered in life, but there is not enough time to think and find practical solutions.

Tatsuma rubbed his hands, wondering whether he should continue to try to absorb and transform external energy in this weak state.

Tatsuma's choice was to try. After all, he was never one to give up despite difficulties, and the result was...

At noon, Minato, who was making lunch for himself and Kushina, turned his head on a whim and saw the dying Tatsuma appearing in the kitchen of Kushina's house.

"help me"

Seeing Tatsuma's miserable condition, Minato thought about what could have caused Tatsuma to be in such a mess. After all, it wouldn't be like this even after he singled out the Mizukage. Could it be that the "gang fight" between the Five Kages was going on?

Not long after, Minato packed up the empty bowls, plates, and basins into the kitchen, and said to Kushina apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'll make a new one for you."

"Humph~"

Kushina snorted and glared at Tatsuma, who suddenly ran over to eat the food, and swept away all the food before eating the food at all.

It was this guy who first tricked himself into letting Minato leave, and then in the blink of an eye he took Minato to dye his hair. No serious person would dye their hair!

After finally bringing Minato back from fooling around, this guy came over again and ate his own portion of lunch, including Minato's portion that came specifically to cook.

After eating, I still looked like I was still unsatisfied.

However, this guy looked like he might die at any time, which made Kushina feel that it was too much to get angry.

The meal lasted for two hours intermittently. It wasn't that the three of them ate slowly, but that the rice cooker couldn't keep up with the speed of the three of them. Regardless of Minato, Kushina was also a big eater.

And when she thought that if she didn't eat more, she would be eaten by Tatsuma, Kushina also performed exceptionally well today.

The rice cooker moved forward with a heavy load, barely keeping the three of them from being hungry. Minato still maintained his sunshine and gentleness, and asked Tatsuma, the guest, "Are you full?"

"Hiccup~I'm full."

"Does it taste good?"

"Well, it tastes good, but a little salty."

Hearing Tatsuma's words, Kushina couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Salty? Why haven't you been made mute yet? Minato, don't listen to his nonsense. You cook delicious food. I love it." eat!"

Minato could only apologize. He couldn't watch Tatsuma starve, and he couldn't let Kushina eat food he didn't like. Therefore, it was his plan to let Tatsuma eat well and Kushina eat well.

Kushina looked at Tatsuma who was slumped on the chair like an uncle after eating, and said angrily: "Do you have anything else to do? If not, just leave as soon as possible."

Generally speaking, when faced with this kind of host, Tatsuma himself knows how to look away and leave, let alone wait until he speaks. He will not stay and ask for trouble.

But Kushina and Tsunade have something in common in character. They say inappropriate things, but they are generous hosts, at least to Tatsuma. After all, with Kushina's character, she is not afraid of being direct. Chase away guests.

After knowing each other for so many years, and with recent events, Kushina's attitude towards Tatsuma has improved a lot, but some habits cannot be changed overnight, and Kushina may not be willing to change them.

After all, Chenma's attitude towards her was not very good, especially when Chenma was not a "equal" person. Although Chenma could be polite to others, he never treated her kindly.

“It’s possible to say there is”

Tatsuma raised his eyelids and said: "I haven't handed over the task to Minato yet, and here, my lease of the building has not been implemented in the documents. These should be considered business matters, right?"

"Humph!"

Kushina wanted to turn around and leave, but she thought of something after getting up, sat back and said, "By the way, we haven't negotiated the rent yet."

Hearing this, Tatsuma instantly understood Kushina's intention. It was nothing more than wanting to make him angry with the high rent, or hoping that he could "beg" her. As for Kushina's mind and means, a hundred combined would not be enough. Deal with Tatsuma.

Tatsuma did not answer directly, but said in his characteristic lazy tone after a meal: "I forgot to tell you one thing, the village plans to turn the Death Forest into your training ground.

With the help of that training ground, you can temporarily unlock the seal and use the power of the Nine-Tails at will, helping you to control the power of the Nine-Tails better and faster. You should know what it means to control the power of the Nine-Tails, right? "

free. This thought flashed through Kushina's mind quickly, and Tatsuma unconsciously took over the topic. Kushina looked at Tatsuma and asked, "What do you want to say?"

"I am the indispensable one to build that training ground. Only I have the ability to create a training ground where you can perform your best."

hateful! He got it again!

Kushina also realized that Tatsuma was blackmailing her, just like she was planning to use the rent to embarrass Tatsuma. However, the Uzumaki Tower was the icing on the cake for Tatsuma. After all, Minato told her about the mission execution last night. things.

In fact, Tatsuma has been able to enter a controllable sage mode without the help of a tower. The whirlpool tower is not a necessity for him.

But controlling the power of the Nine-Tails is something that Kushina must do, and the sooner the better.

"what do you want to say in the end?"

Although she had already reacted, Kushina was still stubborn as usual. Tatsuma shrugged and said: "Nothing, I just told you the village's plan in advance. By the way, what did you want to say just now?

rent? "

"Um"

Kushina gritted her teeth and looked at Tatsuma, but her originally prepared words turned into: "After all, it is the property left by the Uzumaki clan. Although the property rights belong to me now, I can't be the director and you can use it as you like."

"I understand, I will pay some maintenance fees appropriately."

No matter how much the initiative in this matter was transferred from Kushina's hands to Tatsuma's, Kushina could only grit her teeth and admit it.

In the kitchen, Minato, who was washing dishes, glanced back, and then shook his head. It wasn't that he didn't protect Kushina, but that

Why can't you think about it and want to fight Tatsuma? The fight between Imura Ikage and Tatsuma didn't end well, so today Tatsuma cannibalizes people and is short-tongued and doesn't care about Kushina.

Otherwise, Minato thought, with Tatsuma's bad temper, it would be quite normal for him to blackmail Kushina in turn.

Thinking about this, Minato speeded up the washing of dishes. He quickly cleared the dishes, stove, and dining table. After washing and drying his hands, Minato walked towards the living room and took out a scroll at the same time.

"Chenma, this is my execution log from last night. It has not been compiled into a report yet. Please take a look at it first."

Minato was obviously here to divert the conversation, and Tatsuma was also very considerate to his best friend. After taking it, he stuffed it into his pocket without even looking at it and said, "I'm confident in your ability to do things. If nothing happens, I'll report on my work." ”

He didn't leave just now, but he didn't want to be "kicked away". He was not a light bulb and had a hobby of shining around others. Seeing that he was about to leave, Minato hesitated and said:

"And one more thing."

"Ok?"

"I just learned about it last night. Recently, there have been fewer people protecting Kushina."

"Has it become less?"

Tatsuma frowned and looked outside. There were still two ANBU, not less. Minato explained: "Kushina told me that after we left the village, the village sent more people to protect Kushina.

But just two days ago, the number of personnel was reduced again to two people. I suspect that there were some changes in the ANBU or the roots. "