I established the Kua Kua Cult in Naruto

Chapter 325 As a patient, I am very sensitive to the existence of this patient.

"Me? Miaomu Mountain? Shouldn't you be the one to take Minato? I am the descendant of the Shiggou Forest. Why go to Miaomu Mountain?"

Tatsuma was a little confused, Jiraiya shook his head and said: "The last time the great toad sage woke up and asked the first human "sage" of this era to meet him, I thought it would be me."

"Big Toad Immortal"

Hearing this name, Tatsuma felt conflicted, because the Great Toad Immortal had the ability of a "prophet", and Tatsuma hated the prophet because he was a "spoiler."

He didn't know if the Great Toad Immortal would know his secret, but sometimes, people would avoid things they didn't want to face.

The Great Toad Immortal knows or does not know the secret of his Tatsuma. Before he intervenes to observe, these two states are superimposed, but if he goes to the Great Toad Immortal, then these two states will collapse into one.

There is a fifty percent probability that Chenma doesn't want to face it, because he has finally become a "local". If his identity as an "outsider" is revealed, Chenma doesn't know what to do. How to deal with himself, and he doesn't know how others will treat him.

Tatsuma did not show his emotions and just said: "Jiraiya-sensei, I'm still on a mission. I'm afraid I can't accompany you there."

"Your boy's mission is really urgent, why do you come back to see me make a fool of myself?"

Jiraiya saw through Tatsuma's excuse at a glance. In recent times, his strength has not improved much, but he has seen a lot of all kinds of people, and his discernment has become much stronger.

After being exposed by Jiraiya, Tatsuma was not embarrassed, but said bluntly: "Jiraiya-sensei, I don't really want to go."

Hearing this, Jiraiya scratched his head and said, "I can understand if Orochimaru doesn't want to go to Mt. Myoboku. After all, toads and snakes have always had a grudge. But why do you, a member of the Shiggou Forest, not want to go?"

"Everyone has secrets. The Great Toad Immortal has the ability of a prophet, but I don't know if he has the ability to see into the past. I don't mind if some of my secrets are known to others."

"Tch, what kind of secrets can you, an immature brat, have? As for your secrets, I already know them."

After Jiraiya finished speaking, he put his bare arms around Tatsuma's shoulders with a strange smile on his face. Tatsuma raised his eyebrows. He didn't believe that Jiraiya knew his secret, but Jiraiya seemed to be too confident.

Even with Tatsuma's special perception ability, he could "see" that Jiraiya was not deceiving him, but actually had his secret.

"Then what secret do you know about me?"

Tatsuma asked with a smile. Jiraiya lowered his body and lowered his voice and said, "I know you look serious, but in fact, your brain contains the same amount of yellow waste as an adult! I have been since you were eight years old. I know, you’re not inferior to me back then, hehe~”

Rolling his eyes, Tatsuma knew that he shouldn't have any hope for Jiraiya, but he actually said that he, a scholar, had pornographic waste in his mind? !

Okay, Tatsuma admitted.

He didn't dare to talk about practical experience, but if he only talked about theory, it wouldn't be Tatsuma's fault. Jiraiya, an LSP, couldn't compare with him, but Tatsuma would never let this knowledge affect his life.

All that knowledge was learned by Chenma out of curiosity and ignorance in his previous life before he truly matured. Which boy has not been dominated by hormones and male hormones for several years?

But this was indeed a secret. Although it was not a secret that Tatsuma really cared about, after being exposed by Jiraiya, he still felt a little embarrassed on his face.

"Hehe~ Did I tell you right? The only difference between you and me is that you are too timid to express it. But there are advantages. Everyone thinks you are a pure and good boy, right?

Alas, my only shortcoming is that I am too honest and cannot pretend. If I could be like you and restrain myself a little bit, Tsunade wouldn't be so sad~"

Jiraiya lamented again and again. Tatsuma looked at the disappointed Jiraiya, patted his shoulder with his backhand, and said, "Jiraiya-sensei, be more open-minded. Even if you don't show your lustful side, the teacher will not be with you." Together.”

"You don't have to comfort Tatsuma! You bastard!"

Jiraiya also felt that Tatsuma wanted to comfort him, but when he went back to the future, he realized that he had been tricked by Tatsuma again. He grabbed Tatsuma's clothes and said, "What are you wearing?

Forget it, I don’t want to ask about your mission. Anyway, you have to go to Miaomu Mountain with me, or I will go back to the village! "

"What does it have to do with me if you return to the village?"

"I will tell the whole village that you are also a lecher!"

"Do you think anyone would believe it?"

Tatsuma looked at Jiraiya confidently. He didn't deliberately set up any personality, but after so many years of self-discipline, people who knew him would never believe that he would be a young LSP.

Jiraiya was so angry that his teeth itched. Tatsuma, this little bastard, concealed it so well that no one could see Tatsuma's true face except for him, a fellow-traveler.

He simply lied and said: "You must follow me to Miaomu Mountain. It's useless if you say you don't have time. I will follow you all the time. Looking at your situation, you are on a mission in the Kingdom of Water, right?"

Hehe, your Flying Thunder God may be able to get rid of me, but can you not go to the Kingdom of Water? "

Tatsuma didn't make any excuses. He rolled his eyes in front of Jiraiya and said: "Instead of using threats, you might as well try inducements. If you can come up with a bargaining chip that I'm satisfied with, I'm willing to go with you." .”

"Inducement? No problem!"

Jiraiya patted his chest and said, "How about I take you to the best hot spring hotel or the best shop in the custom street and let you experience real happiness?"

"No, I can't collude with you!"

Tatsuma said righteously, even taking a step away from Jiraiya, as if he was ashamed to be with him. This kind of thing can be learned in theory, but it is absolutely impossible to put it into practice.

He, Sakamoto Tatsuma, is definitely not this kind of person!

Jiraiya was stunned and asked curiously: "You really don't agree with this deal?"

"I allowed you to seduce me, not to seduce you!"

Tatsuma stated his attitude resolutely, and Jiraiya understood. He scratched his head and said, "I don't have any advantages to tempt you. I have left most of the ninjutsu I know to you, and I even have to learn ninja from you." technique.

The other techniques are all Myobokuyama's techniques. I can't teach you, or have you learned them badly from Tsunade? Are you targeting my deposit? "

"So Raiya-sensei, you don't have any bargaining chips to make a profit?"

Tatsuma ignored Jiraiya's last slander intentionally or unintentionally, but looked at him deeply, and then slowly raised his hand, as if he was about to form a seal.

In fact, if he wants to leave, he can directly use Flying Thunder God to leave. There is no need to form a seal. This is just for Jiraiya to see.

Jiraiya instantly understood what Tatsuma meant, closed the distance again, grabbed Tatsuma's arm, and said, "Why don't we try another way? You tell me what you want, and I'll see if I can satisfy it?"

This time, Tatsuma was in a dilemma. After all, Jiraiya was really not a person who liked to hide his secrets. When he was teaching him and Minato, Jiraiya had no idea of ​​being self-conscious.

Tatsuma learned all the ninjutsu he knew, except those related to Mt. Myoboku, including the ridiculous "Thru Release". In fact, Tatsuma also learned it from Jiraiya.

Of course, he did not learn the so-called "penetration" to use telescopes to peek, but just to learn how to use telescopes more skillfully.

In terms of ninjas, Tatsuma has squeezed Jiraiya completely. He really can't come up with anything more interesting to Tatsuma. As for money.

Tatsuma was not rich, but he was not ready to exchange such things for money. He shook his head and said, "Jiraiya-sensei, do you have to let me go to Mt. Miaomu?"

"Well, who told you, bastard, to master the immortal mode earlier than me?"

"Why don't you find your own reasons? If you were more upbeat, I wouldn't have this trouble."

Tatsuma didn't know how to take the blame and just threw it back. Jiraiya acted rogue again and said, "Anyway, you have to come with me."

"Then let's just treat it like you owe me a condition. When I decide what I want, as long as you can do it, you can't refuse."

Tatsuma was indeed able to use the Flying Thunder God to leave, but now that Jiraiya knew about it, he probably wouldn't let him go given his decades of persistence in searching for the son of prophecy.

Maybe he really should open that box.

Jiraiya nodded and said: "As long as it doesn't endanger the village, I can promise it. Don't worry, Tsunade and I are different. I never run away from my life!"

"I noticed that you slandered my teacher a lot today. Did you lose your fandom and come back to dislike me?"

Jiraiya couldn't understand what Tatsuma said at the end. He waved his hand and said, "Just think that I have a mental problem after soaking in the hot spring for too long. Don't tell your teacher."

"Row."

Seeing Tatsuma's promise, Jiraiya pointed in the direction of the locker room and said, "I'm going to get dressed, but you can't run away."

"I'm not the kind of person my teacher is."

After Tatsuma finished speaking, the two of them looked at each other and smiled. Jiraiya strode towards the locker room, but soon, he was still wearing his belt while rushing towards Tatsuma. It seemed that he was still afraid that Tatsuma would "escape". one".

Seeing that Tatsuma was really waiting for him, and even packed away his paper, pen and forehead protector, Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly cut his fingers to form seals.

Tatsuma stopped him and said: "Let's create a counter-spiritual technique first. I really have to perform a mission, so I can only take some time to accompany you."

"Ah."

Jiraiya finished sculpting a delayed-trigger counter-spiritual technique before using the psychic technique, and then asked Toad to return to Miaomu Mountain to use the counter-spiritual technique to bring the two to Miaomu Mountain.

Except for Shigu Forest, which he has been to, among the three holy places, Tatsuma is most familiar with Mt. Miaomu. After all, he has read it, of course, in the comics.

However, Jiraiya didn't give Tatsuma time to watch. He took him to the building where the big toad sage lived without stopping. A toad with white eyebrows, white hair, and white beard stopped them and asked:

"Jiraiya! I asked you to learn Sage Mode, why did you sneak away again?!"

"Fukasaku Sennin, I.I."

Jiraiya opened his mouth wide, not knowing how to explain. At this time, Fukasaku's eyes were also on Tatsuma, and he said at the same time: "Another boy, this is your new brother."

The moment he saw Tatsuma clearly, Fukasaku Sennin also opened his mouth wide, and then said: "Sage mode?!"

Jiraiya came back to his senses, nodded, and said: "This is Sakamoto Tatsuma, my student, Tsunade's disciple, and the successor of Shiggou Forest. If there is no mistake, he is

The first human "immortal" of this era is the person predicted by the Big Toad Immortal last time. "

Fukasaku looked at Tatsuma, then looked at Jiraiya with a look of hatred, and said: "How old is he! How old are you! I don't think you should learn any sage mode, just let Xiao Minato come over and learn Bar!"

Faced with Fukasaku's angry rebuke, Jiraiya didn't dare to fight back. He could only pull Tatsuma and said, "It's more important to meet the Great Toad Sage."

"Hmph! It's just the right time. The Great Toad Immortal has just woken up, so he shouldn't have fallen asleep yet."

After Fukasaku finished speaking, the door slowly opened. Jiraiya and Tatsuma walked in. There was a platform in the depths. On the platform was a huge and old toad, with the word "oil" engraved on it hanging around its neck. necklace.

"Big Toad Immortal, this is the person you want to see."

Jiraiya said to the big toad sage with dull eyes. Hearing the words, the big toad sage lowered his head. When he saw Tatsuma, his eyes regained their brightness and said:

"It's you. I saw that you are very important in the future of disaster."

Tatsuma pursed his lips and thought about the role he might play under the general routine. He asked: "Am I the one who brings disaster? Or the one who eliminates disaster?"

The Great Toad Immortal shook his head with difficulty and said: "No, it's not the case. You are a disaster."