After my cute childhood friend cheated on me, the school beauty begged me for forgiveness.

When Su Rouer opened her mouth, she gave a loud flattery. This flattery made Gu Chen feel very comfortable. He lay on the bed and listened to her:

"How smart are you? Let me think about how to tell you... Every time you do something I can't think of, I already feel that you are very smart, but your next operation will refresh me." cognition!”

Take this incident for example.

Most people are like her. They can see that someone is working against them and intentionally swiping votes, but at most they can only think of investing money to swipe votes. In the end, it will be a competition to see who has invested more money to swipe votes.

It is equivalent to the opponent cheating. In order to win, we also think of cheating together.

But Brother Chenchen is different.

Su Rouer also learned from this incident that just because I don't cheat doesn't mean I can only watch others cheat!

Just like Brother Chenchen, what he did was equivalent to directly reporting all the students during the exam.

To give an example in the game, it is equivalent to even if the opponent has bribed four of his teammates to surrender in six minutes, but one of them just rushed to the high ground with his super soldiers at six minutes and stole the opponent's crystal. !

This idea is so clear that no one will be surprised after reading it!

"Did you learn it?" Gu Chen didn't shirk anything. He came over and pinched Xiao Rou'er's cheek. It was as soft as elastic and tender tofu.

"OK!"

Su Rouer also wanted to say, Brother Chenchen is too old!

Then... I must be considered stupid if I am often fooled by him and can't find Bei.

No matter what!

Opposites attract, stupid people should stick to smart people!

"Brother, do you want to give your girlfriend mua a bite? The more I look at you now, the more I like you! Uh...and ah! Brother Chenchen, I have always liked you!"

Su Rouer was obviously happy. She ran over from in front of the computer desk, gave Gu Chen a rocket headbutt with her furry head, and then sat in his arms, shrugging her shoulders and laughing.

This is how two people usually behave.

One likes to make trouble, and the other always watches her make trouble with a doting smile.

But Xiao Rouer is not only noisy, but also often silly.

For example, she still keeps asking: "Brother Chenchen, do you want to pout your mouth and let me give you a blowjob?"

"..."

Gu Chen was helpless towards this fool, "Xiao Rou'er, I've told you several times, don't listen to people's nonsense on the Internet. Kissing doesn't mean 'oral' as you read on the Internet!"

Ever since I read that comment, Xiao Rouer's understanding of "mouth" has gone astray.

And it's the kind that wanders so far away that you can't even pull it back!

"Then, what does that mean? You always pretend to be profound and don't tell me... If you don't say anything, if I kiss you outside in the future, you will say that I want to give you a blowjob!"

Su Rouer pouted and shook Gu Chen's sleeves from side to side. She was very curious about this kind of thing!

"..."

Yo ho!

You little bastard are threatening me?

But Gu Chen now has to admit that Xiao Rouer's threats are somewhat useful!

He really didn't know how to explain it, so he imagined a picture in his mind: If on the street, Xiao Rouer said to the people around her with a naive face, "Look at me, everyone, I want to give my boyfriend a blowjob..." …

Su Hanhan might not be able to do this kind of thing.

Because in her eyes, "mouth" means kissing, and kissing is a normal thing...

Hey ~

Opportunities to develop new ways to play with your girlfriend always come to you unexpectedly.

I can't bear to fool her when I have such a naive girlfriend.

I always feel that if I am not careful, I will trick her little mouth into my golden hoop...

There was another moment of silence.

Gu Chen glanced at Su Rouer's cherry-red lips, thought for a while before he smiled and said, "Let's do this, Xiao Rouer."

"When I get the chance next time, I'll demonstrate it to you first."

It wasn't until Xiao Rou'er happily nodded her head and agreed that Gu Chen raised his lips and smiled.

Regardless of whether it was deception or Xiao Rouer's initiative, he had memorized this matter.

Just like what he said before about checking Xiao Rou'er's big bear, he finally kneaded and checked it with his own hands all night long.

This is another truth: "You have to pay back what you have said!"

……

……

The foreign team, which was originally ranked first but now ranked last, behaved like a clown and was expelled in the knockout round.

There was a lot of applause on the school forum, and the last person to be praised was undoubtedly Gu Chen’s team that eliminated the foreign team.

After all, they were the ones who won this "Imperial City PK"!

In addition, when Gu Chen returned to the dormitory that night, he was almost lifted up by three roommates who happily welcomed him.

"Brother Gu, are you causing trouble?"

"Others are cheating on their votes, but you can actually think of reporting them, that's great!"

This kind of dimensionality reduction attack is just right, so it’s not confusing or brain-breaking.

Tian Kang speaks especially loudly. In addition to his two hobbies of secretly watching movies and secretly rewarding himself, he now has another hobby, which is to flatter Gu Chen!

For nothing else.

This time, Gu Chen gained an insurmountable advantage in the competition with foreigners, and he had directly explained a very critical issue to all the students watching the competition:

China, a country with vast territory and abundant resources, is no worse than other countries in terms of culture!

The young people of our generation are full of confidence in the future of China!

The overwhelming votes and final victory of the team led by Gu Chen are proof of this!

"Brother Gu, people on the Internet say that the competition information prepared by foreign teams is a piece of shit. You are the best, and you actually took advantage of it..."

Tian Kang vividly gave an example and said: "So after careful consideration, the three of us in the dormitory gave you a resounding title - the King of Shit Catchers!"

"Capture the emperor who answered the question! Doesn't it sound domineering and arrogant?"

"..."

It's okay if there is no explanation. Gu Chen thought it was "Qin Shihuang", and at first thought it must have some profound meaning.

After explaining it, I found out... Capturing the Shit Emperor?

What is the name of this bird?

Seeing that Tian Kang seemed to think that such a nickname that could not be understood in detail was a good one, he was even ready to come over to discuss it with him, as if he wanted to hang a banner for his title at the door of the dormitory.

Gu Chen really couldn't hold back that they were going to do this to make him lose his ancestors.

"I said... Xiao Tiantian, don't come here. Wash the smell of heather on your hands before you hit me on the shoulder. I don't want your millions of descendants to be stained on my clothes." He stepped aside and talked to Tian Kang in a feigned disgust. Far away.

While Tian Kang was confused and smelling the smell of billions of descendants on his hands, Gu Chen closed the dormitory door and fled.

It’s really hard to stay in this dormitory full of idiots for a day!

Fortunately, I can still spend some time with that little fool.