The absolute gem of a certain comic series

Hey Hey…

Such strange laughter echoed in the living room all afternoon, to be precise, it echoed into the night.

Fortunately, it was raining heavily outside and the neighbor next door was not there, otherwise the police might have opened the door in person to provide warmth.

Li Chen reluctantly put down the book. It was almost twelve o'clock, midnight. It was time to wash his hands and meditate. He would read again tomorrow.

...

August 13th, Sunday.

Li Chen got up from the bed and opened the curtains. The heavy rain was still pouring outside, and the dark clouds were obviously thicker. Water mist rose across the sky and the earth, and the tall buildings in the distance were shrouded.

The doors of the villas ahead were closed, and there were no pedestrians on the road at all, except for some speeding cars that passed by at low altitude.

The world seemed to be filled with traces of sadness, and it felt like something was about to die.

No, it must be something regrettable that was not saved.

Li Chen closed the curtains again, put on his clothes and went downstairs. After a simple breakfast, he lay on the sofa in the living room. This life was so comfortable.

Therefore, life is particularly important. The higher your cultivation level, the longer you will live, your knowledge will naturally increase, and your spiritual joy will be richer.

A mere few decades is not enough, only a long life can be considered a success.

Since you have immortality, your strength must be extremely strong, otherwise it will be very easy to attract the prying eyes of others.

...

Before I knew it, the time came to five o'clock in the afternoon.

The day was spent in such a wasteful way. In the eyes of others, but in Li Chen's eyes, this day was obviously meaningful and a feast for the eyes.

There is a pile of small hills in the living room, about two meters high. Fortunately it is spacious enough, otherwise I would not know where to put my feet, and books were opened and placed on them at will.

Li Chen read too much, and the speed of flipping through the books became more and more ridiculous. The spiritual food he flipped through was just these templates. After reading too much, it would inevitably become boring, so he was a little interested at first.

But now, lacking in interest, he held a book in his hand and flipped through page after page, looking at each page with an indifferent expression, and there were two pieces of paper stuffed in his nose.

Li Chen said, please feel free to come, I am a layman, and I love this kind of spiritual food the most. It is boring, but even with the same template, I can write different wonderful things.

After all, most of the books are written by fans. At first glance, they look like books published in one world, but I don’t know which world it is. I’ll have to check it out if I have a chance in the future.

Don't underestimate these spiritual foods. For mortals, these books are indeed terrifying.

One book is enough to change some personalities. Although there are no harsh pictures or illegal words in the book, it is not an exaggeration to call it a taboo book.

However, Li Chen said that besides making his mind active and causing some nosebleeds...

Do not!

It's not a nosebleed. It should have the effect of dredging qi and blood, and other effects will not be apparent on oneself.

He had to praise himself. I am indeed an ordinary person. Maybe Goldfinger is secretly browsing through it. This Goldfinger looks like he is wearing the same pants as me.

In the past, I, as an ordinary person, could not speculate on it, but now, as an ordinary person, I can speculate on it at will. I have already put on some trousers, so I don’t have to worry about anything. I can say whatever I want.

Although Goldfinger is aloof, he must be a tsundere type. Maybe he will transform into a woman one day in the future, right?

Li Chen was multitasking. He turned to the last page of the book. He didn't bother to close it and just threw it to the side. The pages of the small book clattered in the air.

"Snapped!"

The little book finally became a member of the small pile, lying casually inside, facing the ceiling.

Li Chen stretched out his hand towards the coffee table and tilted his head slightly. The coffee table was filled with small books, pile after pile, arranged neatly. His hand paused in the air.

His black eyes were raised upward, as if he was thinking about reading a sequel, or starting a new book.

Not long ago.

In the room on the second floor.

Two figures appeared out of thin air, stood in a stalemate in the air for a while, and then stepped on a bed the next second.

His thinking was obviously slow and his reflex arc was too long.

"Huh...?! Where are my shoes? No, why are my socks gone?"

"Do you want to mop the floor again? I mopped it last time. If it's you who wants to mop the floor, I can help you."

"Oh, I see...Is it time now?"

"Already arrived."

"Then where are you now?"

"In his room, on his bed."

"Oh - so it's in the room, huh? Step on his bed." She raised her foot and stepped on it, as if to feel it, but the feeling coming from her foot was hard.

She looked puzzled, "Is the bed so hard? Could it be that I stepped on something special?"

"Stop thinking about it, please lower your head."

After a while.

"ah…#…"

She just screamed, but the next second she screamed.

"Hmm~..."

Her small mouth was tightly covered, and tears flashed in her eyes. She didn't know whether she was happy or sad for a moment, but there was a sudden warmth in her ears.

"Keep your voice down, get out of bed slowly, and then sneak down."

She nodded slightly, and after a while, she gasped for air, her chest rising and falling, and finally she glared at the person next to her, as if blaming her for working so hard.

Okay, Fu Baiyao said calmly. She had already been here last time, and this time was just a second visit. She looked around and found that the layout was still simple.

Lu Fangyuan jumped out of bed quickly and stepped on the ground with her bare feet, but she didn't mind it at all. Then she bent down like a beautiful girl and stuck her head under the bed. A pair of pink eyes shone in the darkness, as if she was trying her best to explore. Unusual items.

Fu Baiyao was standing on the hard bed wearing white silk stockings. She lowered her eyes and saw that the hem of her skirt was swinging back and forth. The absolute realm no longer existed, and the edge of her safety pants was enjoying the air.

Fenmao twists her left and right from time to time, which is really irritating. Not only does it make people want to whip her hard, but they also want to kick her.

Fu Baiyao couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking for?"

A dull voice came from under the bed, "Xiao Bai knows what he is asking, I will definitely find bad books and tear them up. He can't be contaminated by those coquettish bitches."

Fu Baiyao frowned slightly, "Do you have mental mysophobia?"

Lu Fangyuan slipped out from under the bed, dusted himself off with a happy face, and smiled broadly.

"That's right. What's wrong with being a bit hysterical? If Xiaobai has a sweetheart, and he speculates about wonderful blockbusters every day, how would you feel?"

Fu Baiyao was stunned for a moment, and thought about it, if her old friend only cooked for other women every day, and asked for help, she would probably want to tear the other woman into pieces, and then violently occupy him.

Lu Fangyuan saw her in a daze. Isn't that right? You must love someone wholeheartedly.

A complicated color flashed deep in Fu Baiyao's eyes, and he looked at her condescendingly, "Then you were also polluted after reading those books?"

There was an incomprehensible emotion in Lu Fangyuan's eyes, his eyes were as bright as water, "Of course he taught me these before. Although they were all theoretical, I was very happy at the time. It's a pity that there was no actual practice..."

Fu Baiyao was slightly surprised. It turned out that he was a pervert, but he still adhered to the bottom line.

Lu Fangyuan forced a smile and put these things aside. It's not too late from now on.

"Hmph~"

This time, I will teach him and return all the things. Fortunately, I had contact with the soul, otherwise I would not be able to find him.

Fu Baiyao shook her head slightly, her white hair swaying in front of her eyes, covering up the lost luster in her eyes.