Beginning: I created all the cheats in the world to become cubes

At this moment, our Zhang Sanfeng gate has been replaced, and we are shocked by the great improvement in the strength of our skills. Before the group members, the group of merits left by Chen Yu had not yet been signed in. After all, so many merits were given away. I, Dashuai Chen, don’t like it.

Ever since, Taoist Zhang Sanfeng also signed a merit and felt the increasing mana in his body. What does he feel now? The night at the Meridian Gate is no big deal. I can punch through countless people. What do you call this? This is called the power of self-confidence, this is called the power of having a backer, this is called a dog fighting against a man, and a man relying on the power of others, this is right. Therefore, Taoist Zhang Sanfeng's gains this time were huge, almost ridiculous.

Why is this so? Nonsense, our Marshal Chen has deleted those things that are almost unusable, and the progress of Taoist Zhang Sanfeng is actually not that great. The main reason is that our Marshal Chen is so awesome. People can make others give up by testing just one skill. Look at us, hey, we seem to be readers, we seem to be able to control him, so we are more powerful than Chen Yu. Well, because Chen Yu is the author himself, even though Scissors has setbacks, we are more powerful than Chen Yu, and everyone has no objection. Bar?

The reader took a breath, and after having made a contribution to global warming, he slowly said: "It can still be calculated like this, wait, wait, wait, I seem to have a brain. Didn't he say he can only describe it?" Why did it suddenly change to "created by me"? I'm going to grow a brain, I'm going to grow a brain, maybe he wants to write himself into it, right?"

(PS: Damn it, the prophet is about to give him a knife.)

So in terms of awesomeness, our author is really awesome. Of course, the author has written it into the novel, and there is an easter egg left in it. Wait for the plot to appear later, so you should go and take a look.

The promotion of Taoist Priest Zhang Sanfeng is progress. Obviously, all this awesomeness can be attributed to the awesomeness of Commander Cheng. After all, he is still a Hongmeng emperor-level existence. The light method is too rubbish, so he will be laughed at.

Although Hongmeng D-class still has not entered the real high-end level, it has already made essential and fundamental differences between them. Of course, it is much more awesome. This is simply awesome, just like a cow flying on an airplane. God.

In terms of strength, you don’t have me. Marshal Chen talks about Kung Fu very well. You are still not as awesome as me, Marshal Chen. So if anyone is defeated by Marshal Chen, I guess he will be the worst. No matter what it is, his master has it all. Then what else is there to do? Just lie down and join his family. Then from now on, won’t I be singing and dancing every day?

Look, this means that I have a backer, a golden thigh, and a stupid person with a lot of money. He is not my supreme benefactor dad.

So it’s just a good mouth to have a lens. Readers, please quickly beg me. I will write you into this novel to increase your popularity. Of course, those who increase your popularity must be perfunctory, because I am best at making you popular. It's written as a bit player, or a funny version of a bit player, so hurry up and submit your article. The author doesn't have a name for the bit player, so hurry up.

So, we, Marshal Chen, are the best. Others can basically stand behind. Of course, Zhang Sanfeng, the opportunities I got are so great. Let’s take a look at the players other than Ying Zheng and Zhang Sanfeng. What they have gained The amount of gold yuan must be astonishing.

Li Shimin looked at the chat group in front of him, first calmly, then thoughtfully, and then squatting on the toilet to defecate. Wait, there seems to be no toilet, but he must find a place to defecate and clear his mind.

Look at what this is called, it's about people with high moral standards eating up their style and people with good qualities finding a place to poop to clear their minds. Alas, the author has been out of breath recently, so his legs are numb now, so he came up with this chapter of the novel.

It seems that we Li Shimin are like me at the same time. We have to squat in a pit to have ideas. After all, every chapter of the novel I coded out has a natural smell, that is, the aroma of excrement.

Oh, yes, please stop scolding me. The latest chapter is special. It stinks, it stinks, this is obviously the Journey to the West horse, after all, it stinks. You are a thousand times better, and you will emit the aroma of ripe fruits in the future, so there is nothing wrong with saying that the smell lies in the fragrance, right?

Moreover, odor is caused by excessive concentration of various methane gases, while fragrance is formed by various methane gases mixed with a certain amount of nitrogen and oxygen, so there is nothing wrong with saying that odor equals fragrance.

Other group members got big opportunities. Now, Li Shimin is meditating on the pooping emperor. I guess there will be another pooping and pooping Li Shimin in the future. Alas, he is more constipated than me. He has not even pooped out now. How awesome.

At least I was numb, and I was about to pull it out. As for him, he was numb and didn’t even see a splash. This is really awesome. He is more constipated than me. Why did he eat bad things like me? Constipated, awesome, awesome.

Li Shimin fell into deep contemplation, looking at the chat box in front of him, looking at the light screen in front of him, he clicked on the merits, the first function, and suddenly a large force hit his body, making his constipation completely cured. , and hereditary genetic asthma has also been cured. Let me ask you if you are awesome. This must be an old one.

Suddenly, Li Shimin's anus was like a fucking machine gun, spurting blood crazily. Hey, when I saw this, I guess you can't eat anymore, so go and order a takeaway. Today is Saturday, so I will have a crazy Saturday. Go order KFC and empty your wallet. There is no advertising statement here, it is just a joke.

He looked at the light screen in front of him, not intending to send any message in the group. After all, it was a bit disrespectful. He wanted to see other people first, and he wanted to stand still, so he saw Xiao Yan almost The conversation was very lively. Hey, we discussed so many things before, so many good things, and so many days in the bunker. Hey, looking at him, tears could not help but flow down his saliva.

There is Cheng Cheng on his lips, don’t go, I am the founder of this chat group, how awesome I must be, but it’s a pity that I am not, I am a member of the chat group who brought the members of this group, There is a father who is a sponsor and a big guy in the back. My father is quite good. Being a pendant every day will make me honored for the rest of my life. After all, when the gap between the enemy and the enemy is only a little bit, you will think of ways to surpass him, think of ways to catch up with him, and think of ways. Close the gap.

But when the gap is so big that I'm still in the Stone Age, and you're all fucking up and down in the universe, that's my adoptive father, please accept my worship, do you see? This is called "The person who is as vivid as a hero" seems to be finished. Hey, I won't write anymore. I won't write anymore. Hey, I will just cut it off. It's really good.

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