Dressed as cannon fodder and vowing to kick the heroine’s head off

Black Thirteen, who was immersed in what he was talking about, was slapped unexpectedly. He was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses.

"How come you, old sister, are so ignorant? I'm not saying this for your own good? Hello, I'm hello, everyone, everyone is well. Only then will our General's Palace and the Prince's Palace be united and harmonious. Everyone will be united. In agreement, life is getting better and better!"

Black Thirteen felt aggrieved.

What he said is absolutely correct!

Yun Xi tried her best to hold herself back from exploding.

Damn Xiao Chenyi, where did you find the chatty guard?

"Go and call Heiyi." Yun Xi gritted his teeth.

"Princess, Brother Hei left with the prince early in the morning. He is the prince's personal bodyguard, and the prince usually takes him with him when he goes out. We have no chance to follow him. Alas, we are all in tears just talking about it! What do you mean? , are there too many unfair things in the world?

Obviously we are all guards, we all have names starting with black, we all serve the prince, and we all know some kung fu. Why is Brother Hei so much luckier than us? The prince took him with him wherever he went. He followed the prince, eating well, drinking well, going on all kinds of sightseeing tours, and traveling to all kinds of nice places, but we could only stay in the mansion miserable, or be sent out to do hard work.

Which restaurant is good for a bite? No chance at all. I heard that Brother Hei even went to a brothel with the prince. He even touched the small waists of the girls in the brothel. He was so envious.

He gets a lot more money than us, and enjoys a lot more than us, but we are the ones doing the hard work.

Alas, just thinking about it brings me to tears! It’s not that we are incapable, we just don’t have the chance to stand out in front of the prince! He has the whole city all to himself, and he's trying every possible way to cover up our shine!

For example, last time, I was asked to go to the study room of Wang Yuan's wife's house in the middle of the night. It was freezing cold. Brother Hei could handle it all by himself, but he asked me to go. I just go, I will get a bonus for doing the job, but he asked another person to go with me!

This...forcibly took away half of my bonus! That’s five taels of silver!

It's a trivial matter for the money to be taken away, but the important thing is that it's very insulting! Isn't it just to go to the house of a useless member of the Communist Party of China and steal a letter? That family's study didn't even have a guard dog. We went in easily, and no one came even though we made a lot of noise inside! It takes two people to do such a simple job. The prince must think that I am incompetent!

After all, it’s all Brother Hei’s fault! He is really evil!

Obviously I am so capable, so quick-witted, but he suppressed me in various ways, so much so that the Crown Prince still doesn’t know what I am capable of..."

Yun Xi couldn't help but stroke her forehead.

Oh my God! O earth!

Her order of just a few words provoked more than ten minutes of complaints...

Does Xiao Chenyi know what kind of bodyguard he has found?

Grandma Wang is right, let him sing, and he can do whatever he wants. Guarantee him to stretch the ten-minute play to ten hours, as long as the audience can still sit still!

Grandma Wang no longer wanted to hear it and looked up at Yun Xi: "Princess, do you want to go find other guards?"

Yun Xi nodded quickly: "Go ahead, go ahead. Just tell Heisan my request directly, and he will arrange it."

Anyone could be better than this chatty one!

Black Thirteen, who was talking enthusiastically, was stunned for a moment. He watched Grandma Wang get up and leave, and was a little confused: "Princess, this mother-in-law bullied the young lady, won't you punish her?"

Yun Xi moved a chair and sat down, looking at him calmly: "Do you think she bullied Xiao Qing?"

The matter was left to others to handle, and she was no longer in a hurry. She had time to talk to this talkative man.

Sure enough, talking to someone is the happiest thing for a chatty person.

Black Thirteen immediately became excited: "Is her name Xiaoqing? It's a really nice name.

Believe me, madam, my eyes are sharp! Most people rarely escape my eyes!

Sister Xiaoqing is young and has a soft temper. She is easily bullied by these elderly women. They are so mean! Why are there so many evil mothers-in-law who tease their wives in this world? Just because they get older, they become fierce and unreasonable.

Look at that woman, the ravages on her face are all accumulated by bullying. "

Xiaoqing really couldn't listen anymore.

She was not bullied by Grandma Wang.

"Brother Thirteen, Grandma Wang did not bully me. It was me who did something wrong."

"Hey, don't cover up for her. You little girls are kind-hearted and always don't want to embarrass others. You take all the blame on yourself. She is a rough and tumble bitch, and she will be on the same page with you at the first sight. How could she kneel with you? Then she must have bullied you, and the kind-hearted young lady was afraid that she would be punished, so she knelt down and begged Madam to let her go."

Yun Xi had to admire: "Black Thirteen, you have a great brain for screenwriting."

"Ah? Side gathering? What is this? Madam, can you explain to me?

But it’s true that I have a brain. Madam, you are really discerning. Every time I talk to someone, they give me a thumbs up and admire my cleverness. Alas, it is a pity that my parents died young and did not enjoy the glory that being a son brought to them...

I think back then, my father and my mother were childhood sweethearts and had a very deep relationship. Unfortunately, my mother suffered a massive hemorrhage and died when she gave birth to me. My father just hit the wall and apologized to my mother for leaving, leaving me to live with my uncle's family.

My uncle is pretty good, but my aunt's wife is not happy about it. After all, I am strong and have a larger appetite than the average person. It takes a lot of food to feed me.

The uncle's family conditions are not very good either. There are five children at home.

When I lived to be six years old, I understood the situation clearly. By the way, I was very smart at the age of six, don’t you think so, madam?

Oh, by the way, when I was six years old, I followed my uncle to the town, and then I saw someone with straws on their heads. I was very curious and asked my uncle, what was this? Then my uncle told me that I was selling myself out.

When most people's families are short of money, they sell themselves to give money to their parents. Or if their parents die and they don’t have money to bury them, they sell themselves, firstly, so that they can have a place to eat with rich people, and secondly, they can have money to bury their parents.

When I heard it, yo, this is okay! My parents were simply wrapped in straw mats and buried on the mountain. If I sell myself, can I make a grave for my parents?

I am also a filial son, don’t you think so, madam? So, I decisively picked up some straw from the edge and knelt down next to that person.

My uncle was shocked and asked me what I was doing. ’

I told him that I was doing this to repay the favor. After selling myself and moving the graves of my parents, the remaining money will be given to my uncle. It can be considered as a reward for all the kindness he has given me in raising me over the years. It can also calm down the eldest aunt’s anger..."

Yun Xi really wants to kneel down!

Oh my God! Who took him away!