I work 9 to 5 in Chainsaw Man

Xu Sheng seems to have never told his past. Since he came to this world, the past Xu Sheng has been dead.

He always thought so.

In the original world, Xu Sheng was a single-parent family. His father was handsome and sunny, and he was gentle and elegant in dealing with others. His mother was also gentle and generous, and respected Xu Sheng's opinions.

Even though Xu Sheng was only six years old at the time, the two did not hide the fact that their marriage was broken, and both expressed their hope that Xu Sheng would follow them and let Xu Sheng make his own choice.

Xu Sheng chose his father.

In the days that followed, Xu Sheng's life did not change in any way because of his parents' divorce. His father did not remarry, but was busy with work. His mother would also send money regularly, and I heard that the recent marriage had a new relationship. signs of.

And he went to school normally and lived an ordinary and comfortable life.

Xu Sheng's life had no ups and downs. Like most Chinese people, he was just an ordinary student who liked fantasy.

He doesn't have any passionate youth or vigorous love stories. He just studies hard, firmly believes that knowledge changes destiny, and desires to enter a higher education institution and reach the pinnacle of life.

After graduating from high school and college, he found a job at the 996 Welfare Newspaper and worked hard for the rest of his life.

Xu Sheng is not a blaming person. On the contrary, he enjoys this peaceful life.

Before working, even if the beautiful deskmate he had a crush on for a year found a yellow-haired gangster as his boyfriend, even if he lost two hundred yuan playing poker at night, if you ask Xu Sheng why his life is a mess, he will be righteous. Tell you verbally.

life is Beautiful.

Xu Shenghui, like the Holy Mother and MLM, will lie to you that life is beautiful. (Otherwise, how could this novel appear to be correct?)

But after leaving campus and entering society, Xu Sheng just wanted to shout loudly, Damn it, life is a mess.

Life is like putting on the new shoes you just bought, only to step on a piece of dog poop when you go out. It is still embedded in the gap of the shoe. You want to pick it out, but it accidentally falls on your face.

If this disgusting metaphor is translated into a more literary form, it means that there is nothing you can do but there is nothing you can do about it.

Life sucks.

Because life is full of sand dollars that you don’t understand.

At two o'clock in the morning, he was still sweetly talking to his partner about all kinds of love words, which made Xu Sheng unable to sleep and thought that he was a roommate; a colleague of Shabi who just came up with a plan and it was stolen the next day; and he couldn't see the time to get off work on time during work hours. Arrive and then ask the Sand Dollar leader to work overtime.

However these are not the worst.

The worst part is these sand dollars, which are better than that! you! good!

In Xu Sheng's first life, he didn't talk about hanging a pot to help the world and doing good deeds to accumulate virtue. It can be regarded as not doing good deeds as small and not doing them as small as evil.

He is courteous to pedestrians and does not run red lights. He respects the elderly and loves the young but not his wife. He is sincere to his friends and takes his relationships seriously. When he sees Xi chan, he sends it to his good brother for appreciation as soon as he sees it, just because he believes that good people will be rewarded.

However, even though he faced life actively, life stepped on Xu Sheng's face again and again.

Life sucks.

Xu Sheng worked overtime to make the plan, but the result was just because his colleagues were better at flattering others, so all the credit was his.

A society governed by the rule of law saved him, otherwise Xu Sheng would have slapped him with a medical insurance card to pay the unpaid bills.

Life sucks.

He could take the elevator and see a man with a criminal face smoking, accompanied by a wild young woman with very little fabric.

Xu Sheng righteously wanted to accuse the ex-convict that this was a public place, but he was blown in the face by a puff of cigarette.

The rule of law society saved Xu Sheng, otherwise he felt that this ex-convict could blow his brains out with a slap.

Moreover, the savage young woman with very little fabric is actually the girlfriend of the ex-convict.

Life sucks.

There is someone who lives the life you want, drives the car you want, picks up the girls you want, sings the songs you want, and this person is a sand dollar.

Indeed, life is terrible. Xu Sheng's first life has no poetry and romance, no movie excitement, no sidelines, no script, no sub-shots, and no background music and BGM.

His efforts were not rewarded, his earnestness was not responded to, and no audience could see his efforts from a God's perspective and understand his grievances.

But in the early morning when I stayed up late to make plans, there was a happy poker battle, and a long-lost barbecue party for classmates.

Xu Sheng would sigh, life is so damn beautiful.

He now has his own job, and his salary is enough for him to support himself. His mother has remarried, and his family is happy. He has recently started to arrange blind dates for his old father. After all, he must have a wife, right?

Everything is developing in a beautiful direction. Although there are still a lot of sand dollars around him, on a sunny afternoon, Xu Sheng will still feel that life is actually not bad.

In his first life, he had no regrets and nothing to abandon. He was wrong. He should not deny his past. He was the Xu Sheng who was unwilling to be ordinary, and he was the calm and ordinary Xu Sheng.

He is always him.

Drops of water stains fell from the sky and splashed on Xu Sheng's head. Moistened by the nectar dropped from the sky, the blue film that tightened on Xu Sheng's body disappeared.

"If you are confused, don't take action."

The emptiness echoed in Xu Sheng's ears, but at this time, there was no confusion in his eyes anymore.

He walked towards the strange human form with firm steps, and many strange objects appeared under his feet.

"In this world, I have never felt despair. I regard this place as a game. Now, I will put away my arrogance, always remember this despair, taste this despair, and carry this despair, go Become stronger!"

At Xu Sheng's feet appeared the faces of countless people he cherished, as well as the demonic enemies who had been defeated by him.

He stepped on the heads of Nikita and Mammon, kicked the heads of Ashdan and Otvit away, held up the phantoms of Mezmi and Alice and apologized softly.

"Sorry……"

"I no longer feel guilty about your deaths. I will become stronger, so strong that no one can defeat me, and so strong that I will never let anyone die again!"

The back of Xu Sheng's neck shone with golden light, and a pink five-pointed star birthmark appeared on the back of his neck. At the same time, his nails turned blue, and a pink cutie appeared on his shoulder.

"Chirp Mimi!"

The pink cutie made a sound, and Xu Sheng also understood the new ability he had acquired!

ACT3!

The stand-in ability derived from Johnny Joestar, the ultimate attack ability, and also comes with the golden iron ball technology derived from the executioner Zeppelin family. (The ability of the protagonist of the seventh part of JOJO's Bizarre Adventure, Yamanoro)

Xu Sheng's eyes flashed with dark flames, and his murderous intent was filled to the extreme. He stretched out his hand and pointed his fingers at the strange human figure.

"I'm no longer confused...I'm on the road!"

The azure nails followed the attack direction of the natural golden rectangles and shot out at the strange humanoid.

The claw bullet hit the strange human figure, and the strange environment was completely shattered. At the same time, a blond man on horseback looked at him condescendingly and warned: "Come on, Cheng Ye Xusheng, the shortcut is to take the long way around!"