My battleship is stronger than yours

After resting for a few days, Kuai Caiwei also packed up the clothes she bought in the War Bear Empire in large and small packages and sent them back to the palace. The supplies were also completed. It was time to hit the road. This morning, Kua La Deng was in Under the tugging of the two women, Chu Guan Linglong finally crawled out from under the bed. Chu Guan Linglong couldn't explain why he was still sleeping on the bed upright when he got up in the morning. He just took a shower and cleaned up. With a flick of the lantern's ammunition, he rolled under the bed.

After dinner in the morning, the housekeeper handed over a letter. Kuai Caiwei glanced at it twice and said casually, "The fleet has been anchored in the waters outside the college and is waiting for us to gather. Let's set off today." Kuai La Deng took a sip of tea and said, "Okay, everything that needs to be prepared has been prepared, and everything that needs to be upgraded has been upgraded. Since the Japanese Ghost Empire has invited us, and the uncle has agreed, let's go and have a look." Guan Linglong was very excited at the side. He nodded seriously.

After lunch, amid the cheers of the crowds of people, the Miracle Ship slowly sailed out of the gate of the academy, preparing to head to the open sea to join the fleet. Kuai Caiwei stood in front of the window of the command room, opening the window to let in the fresh sea breeze. After entering the command room, she was in a particularly good mood. After all, she was really happy that she didn't have to stay in the lifeless palace. After driving for a long time and the sun was about to set, the Miracle Ship finally reunited with the fleet.

The fleet did not delay. After the entire fleet was in formation, the lead ship led the entire fleet to change direction and led the fleet to the Japanese Empire. Looking at the flaming clouds on the horizon, Kuai Caiwei sighed and turned back to Kua La Deng and Guan Linglong. "I have a headache this time when I go to the Japanese Ghost Empire." Kua La Deng looked puzzled. "Isn't it just a small day trip to the Japanese Ghost Empire where life is good? Do you have any?" What's so worrying?" Kuai Caiwei said, "When you were still young, the Japanese Empire sent a messenger to come to my father. He kept his paws empty and told me when he met that the Japanese Emperor wanted to marry me. At that time, he asked me to marry him. , that is, your uncle has kicked him out of the palace."

Kua La Deng touched his chin, "So, does that mean the Emperor is not very old?" Kua Caiwei smiled and shook her head, "That's not true~" Kua La Deng said to herself, "You finished your words in one go, how can you keep up with Squeezing?" It's like toothpaste, please squeeze a little and tell me a little bit?", but Kua Caiwei stared at Kuala Deng with her big eyes, "Come and ask me" written all over her face, Kua Ledeng took a breath and asked, "How old is it? ?", Kuai Caiwei showed a satisfied smile, and then started counting with her fingers. Finally, Kua La Deng was almost impatient to wait, and then Kuai Caiwei said in surprise, "Wow! He must be 57 this year."

Kuala Deng asked again in surprise, "Sister, how old are you this year?", Kuai Caiwei said with a serious face, "Twenty-four." Now it was Kuala Deng's turn to burn out the CPU. According to the fact that he is thirteen this year. In terms of years, even if both sides lose ten years, a forty-seven-year-old greasy middle-aged man wants to marry a fourteen-year-old girl. He really has to do it. Then he looked at Guan Linglong next to him, and then He looked at the ceiling awkwardly, and there seemed to be nothing wrong with him. Although he was old, he still had fun.

After several days of sailing at sea, the Miracle Ship fleet entered the outer sea of ​​the Japanese Empire's territorial waters. As soon as they entered the outer sea, a fleet of ten ships came over, forming a half encirclement, leading the fleet into the territorial waters. Kuai La Deng looked at the formation of the fleet on the opposite side and felt a little uncomfortable. Looking at the big dog skin plaster on the sail of their sailboat, Kua La Deng faintly felt as if something had awakened in his body, and his whole body was trembling. The spirit is always inexplicably excited.

After another day of sailing, we finally arrived at the largest port in the Japanese Empire. When Kuala Deng came out of the bridge and stood on the side string to look down the ship, he was shocked. The people below were simply The strange clothes and the atmosphere were quite weird. Kuala Deng once thought that all the people in the Japanese Empire had mutated.

After getting off the gangway, Kuala Deng followed Kuai Caiwei and looked up. The women who looked like dancers standing on both sides only had something like a piece of cloth wrapped around them, blocking the key parts, leaving only the rest of the body. Just let it go, and the wall powder painted on the face is at least half a foot thick by visual inspection, and the wooden clogs worn on the feet are even more crude, as if they were cut from two pieces of wood from a tree. , just stick it with glue, then tie two ropes and put it on your feet.

In the distance, a big man with a hemp rope around his crotch stood in front of the drum, holding a drumstick bigger than his head. The moment Kuai Caiwei stepped on the ground, he swung it in a round shape, and then the drumsticks on both sides Men and women stood on one leg and danced as if they were on springs. According to the most similar dance in the previous life, it was like a polio dancing master, and it was a simplified version.

After a series of tortures, Kuai Caiwei got on a mahogany-colored carriage with a wry smile on her face. In front of her were several warriors who were almost as tall as a lantern. These warriors were warriors at best, but if they had low emotional intelligence, they were warriors. The goblin holding the wooden stick was not much prettier. After walking for almost two days, he finally arrived at the palace of the Japanese Empire. Looking at the palace, which was two circles smaller than his own home, Kuai turned on the lantern. He also lamented, "If this can be considered a royal palace, then my home here would be the Genting Tiangong."

Seeing the emperor, Kuai Caiwei did not salute, but looked at the emperor sitting in front with a smile, and the emperor looked at Kuai Caiwei with a face of obsession, until there was a person who looked like Taro Xigua next to him. After coughing, the emperor came back to his senses. He walked down quickly and stood in front of Kuai Caiwei. Only then did Kuaila Deng see that this little old man who was almost sixty was only a little taller than him. Little by little, and her height only reaches Kuai Caiwei's chest.

The emperor rubbed his hands with a mocking look and looked at Kuai Caiwei and said in poor Mandarin, "Yours, Kuai Caiwei-chan, do you still remember me...?", Kuai Caiwei said with a fake smile. Remember, you are the emperor of the Japanese Empire, how could I not remember?" When she finished speaking, Kuala Deng could clearly hear her whispering "What a bad luck."

Anyway, during this meeting, Dayouqiong met the Bai Fumei he had dreamed of, and he had a sense of déjà vu when he stepped forward to strike up a conversation with her. The Bai Fumei, who was his cousin, had a look of disgust on her face. If the occasion hadn't been arranged here, she would probably have The fake smile on her face was gone. At this time, Kuai La Dengxin said, "Emperor, you have such a good temper. If you let me go, you can say thirty years to the east of the river and thirty years to the west of the river. Don't bully young people into poverty..." .Hmm...don't bully the middle-aged and poor? No, don't bully the old and poor...forget it, the dead will be the greatest."

During lunch, Kuala Deng looked at the small table in front of him. There were six dishes on it, four of which were raw. The size of the rice was only a little bigger than the chess pieces. No wonder my cousin asked her attendants to deliver it to the palace at the academy. When she was carrying food, she insisted on not sending food. It turned out that she had the foresight. After Kuila Deng and his wife cleared everything on the small table, the door of the hall was opened.

The emperor seemed to have seen some kind of savior. He looked at the two people who came in with bright eyes. A man and a woman were kneeling in front. The emperor stood up, walked to the two people and helped them up, and then pointed with a proud look on his face. The man among them introduced to everyone, "This is the future admiral of our Japanese Empire, my grandson Zhenluan." Then he pointed at the woman and introduced, "This is my daughter, the future admiral of the navy." The flower of the high mountain is called Inoue Kazuko." The man looked at the people around him with a proud look, while the woman named Kazuko smiled and saluted the people around her. When she saw Kuala Lantern, When she looked up, her eyes seemed to light up, she smiled and saluted Kuila Deng, and then when she raised her head, she also winked at Kuila Deng, which made the goosebumps on Kuila Deng's body rise one after another. layer.

When the grandson looked around and saw the Kuala lantern, his reaction was completely different from Hezi's. He first looked directly at the Kuala lantern, then turned around and shouted to the Kuala lantern. "Kui Sang! I heard that Kuai Sang fought bravely and single-handedly destroyed ghost ships and ferocious beasts. I have been fascinated by it for a long time. Please Kuai Sang be sure to reward me and compete with me, and I will grant my small wish!"

At this time, the emperor also looked at Kuai Ladeng and said with a smile, "Kuaisang is really a hero from a young age. I have also heard about Kuai Sang's reputation in the capital. Why don't Kuai Sang accept my grandson's proposal? A simple competition can be regarded as an exchange." Live!", Kuila Dengxin said, "Who the hell are you, you want me to compete just because you want me to compete? My cannonballs are worth more than your life, can you afford to pay for it?"

Kua La Deng was about to refuse, but Kua Caiwei took a sip of tea and said, "Since the Emperor is so elegant, let the Emperor decide the date and let us communicate. After all, this is an informal visit. Guests and hosts can do whatever they want. "Okay." After hearing what Kuai Caiwei said, the emperor was so happy that he couldn't even see his eyes. The grandson bowed ninety degrees and shouted to Kuai Lalantern, "Thank you Kuai Sang!"

Back at his residence, Kua La Deng's eyelids jumped as he looked at the three quilts spread on the floor in the room. He looked back at Kuai Caiwei, who was showing off the big piece of bread in her mouth, and asked through gritted teeth, "Sister, do you agree to let them communicate?" Forget it, why is this room not divided enough? Do we have to squeeze the three of us together?" Kuai Caiwei swallowed the bread in her mouth indifferently and took a sip of water. "Come on, little brother. ? Oh, don’t worry about it so much. Besides, it’s not like I never slept with you in my arms when you were a child, so I’m not afraid. What are you afraid of?”

Kua La Deng didn't want to talk, so he walked to the table, grabbed the bread from Kua Caiwei's hand, and said vaguely, "Why did you agree to their competition? We will do whatever they ask us to do? It's so shameless." Right?" Kuai Caiwei smiled and looked at Kua La Deng. "It's nothing. Back then, my grandson Zhenluan didn't let the cruel words go, saying that he could definitely defeat you. This time I will give him a chance, just in time for that old man to win. The emperor is ugly, don’t you want to try the beauty of that grandson?”