My battleship is stronger than yours

After a few days of rest, Kua La Deng finally sent back the living ancestor of Kuai Caiwei. Looking at his miserable garden, the kitchen that he couldn't bear to look at, and the cat faces of Gui Ji and Xue Ji, Kua La Deng almost died. Broken down, even Han Shi's little girlfriend Liu Ruyan has not escaped from Kuai Caiwei's clutches. At this moment, she is removing the rubber band from her hair with a grimace of pain. Han Shi can't reach out now, nor can he not reach out.

Han Shi's family is in the dried fruit business, so Kuila Deng directly handed over all the orders for dried fruits at home to Han Shi. Han Shi's father is so happy that he can now walk with a twist. He probably can take off with a pair of wings. , and Han Shi has the blessing of the fantasy machine. Creating weapons is like opening a valve. The key is that from time to time, several anti-human designs can pop up.

Like a missile that can wash clothes, you just put the clothes into the small cleaning cabin of the missile, launch the missile, and when the missile hits the target, the clothes will be washed. There are also massage rubber bullets that can be used with 1130. Let 1130 hit various acupuncture points on the human body at the fastest speed. When the person is basically hopeless, the massage will be completed.

Of course, they are not all useless things. For example, in small missiles launched from missile cabinets, the warheads are not explosives but steel needles. The warheads are in the form of air explosions and use high pressure to push out all the steel needles. Each warhead can hold about five hundred steel needles. It is a weapon specially used to kill large groups of people. Kuila Deng is very satisfied with this weapon, but he did not expect it to be of any use.

That afternoon, Kuala Deng was basking in the sun in the yard. Guo Jie walked into the garden, squatted next to Kuala Deng's chair, and handed him a college document bag. Kuala Deng opened it and saw that the content was about entering the third grade. All students are required to participate in a mixed navigation operation. The student ship and the designated naval fleet conduct a week-long voyage. During the period, there will be some tasks, such as target shooting and patrolling, which are similar to the low-level tasks received by the academy.

Kua La Deng looked around, and there was an appendix below: Captains of multiple battleships can only bring one battleship to participate in the event. Kua La Deng curled his lips. This appendix, no matter how you look at it, is aimed at him. Han Shi When the meeting came, he excitedly said to Kuai La Deng, "La Deng, I invented a new weapon today, a magnetic water mine that can float in the water. It looks like a round pancake. It bounces in the water several times and then sticks directly to it. How about directional damage on the target warship? Is it powerful enough?" Kuala Deng glanced at him and handed him the document. "Do you think there are more iron-clad ships or wooden sailing ships in the world?" Listen. When asked this question, Han Shi was speechless.

After Han Shi read the document, he looked back at the Miracle Ship parked in the ship's bay, and asked with an incredulous expression, "A lot of wooden sailboats? Mixed with a Yamato in the middle? Do you think it's appropriate?" Kuala Deng Shaking the folding fan in his hand, "Of course it's not appropriate." Han Shi added, "Let's put it this way, among a group of kindergarten children, there is a cool lady with beautiful long legs and eyes as big as you. Once When you meet gangsters, who do you think is in greater danger?" Kuila Deng turned around and asked in surprise, "Are the quality of kindergarten teachers so high now?" Shangguan Gigi was drinking tea next to Kuila Deng, and when she heard Kuila Deng In this way, although I didn’t know what a kindergarten was, I still secretly pulled out the fixing pin of the recliner. Since it was not fixed, the Kuala lamp was directly caught by the folding of the recliner.

Originally, the fleet to which each student was assigned was announced at the beginning of school, but Kua La Deng asked Guo Jie to inquire about it, and he found out that Kua La Deng was assigned to the first fleet of the empire by Guo Youde, Kua La Deng. Still confused, "Hey Guo Jie, am I not directly under the fleet of the eldest princess? How can I still be assigned?" Guo Jie was filling out the form without raising his head, "But you are still a student now, and this bastard Navigation has become a tradition."

Kuai Ladeng waved his hand, "No, I mean, shouldn't I also become a fleet to take care of students? Is my fleet temporary?" Only then did Guo Jie raise his head and answer solemnly, "Prince Kuai, what do you think?" How many students can enter your fleet? Even the first fleet is only selected by a group of top students after layers of screening. To put it bluntly, your fleet has a royal background. Don’t say it. It looks like cabbage in the field, okay?"

Kuala Deng muttered unwillingly, "No one in my fleet is qualified to come in, so let me be demoted. Which one is more noble, my status or my fleet?" Guo Jie just glanced at him and said There was no answer. Kua La Deng followed Guo Jie downstairs and found that there were fewer people in the living room. After repeated identification, he found that Shangguan Gigi and Chu Jinxiu were gone. Kua La Deng asked them where they were and how many people were in the living room. Either he was looking at the sky and pretending to be stupid, or he was speechless, or he was just talking about things. Finally, Kuala Deng pulled Dai Shuli and asked with a dark face, and then he knew what was going on between these two people.

While having afternoon tea, Chu Jinxiu asked Shangguan Gigi to help in the kitchen. Shangguan Gigi had a grudge and added some ingredients to Chu Jinxiu's dessert. As a result, Chu Jinxiu never left the bathroom in the evening, and Chu Jinxiu ordered The servants enforced the family law on Shangguan Li Zi, and now both of them are being treated by doctors. One has his stomach treated, and the other applies ointment.

Niu Xinyan has been busy with the affairs of the Chamber of Commerce these days. She came home a little late. The moon was already high, so she walked in dusty. After she packed up, the servants prepared for her. But she had just finished her meal. After a few sips of tea, she felt something was wrong with her stomach. She squatted in the bathroom for a long time before being sent to the doctor. After Kuala Deng found out, he didn't know how to deal with this matter. He told her, but the servants were scared to death because they had no idea that Shangguan Li Zi, the ancestor, had also added spices to Niu Xinyan's tea.

In a blink of an eye, the time was approaching the first day of school. Kua La Deng watched Chu Jinxiu and Shangguan Li Zi packing their things, smacking her lips and sighing, "Sure enough, the little girl has a lot of luggage, hey! Gigi, you go to school, bring potted flowers." What's going on? Jinxiu! Just take the bedside table with you. I said, why don't you move your home? Minshan, don't bring so many kimchi. Everything in your school is better than kimchi. Delicious!" Watching the three people packing their luggage, Kuala Deng felt that his head was too big, and his things were all packed by Guo Jie, so he didn't really care.

The next day, after seeing off the three people, Kuala Deng felt that the whole sky was much clearer. Before they got in the car, Niu Xinyan gave each of them a basket filled with snacks and meals. Kuala Deng had originally It felt quite warm, but when Shangguan Gigi opened the basket, the warmth was broken. She first looked at her own meal basket, and then secretly opened her meal basket when Chu Jinxiu wasn't paying attention. Exploded.

"Sister Xinyan, why are my apples green and Jinxiu's apples red?" With this sentence, the atmosphere between the two of us started again. You said "You only deserve to eat green apples" and I said "Red apples". Apples are all poisonous apples." They almost started fighting again. In the end, Niu Xinyan and Pu Minshan persuaded them to get into the carriage. Pu Minshan did not dare to delay. After turning around and bowing, he immediately jumped on The carriage left in a flash.

We have been preparing for a few days here, and we are boarding the ship to go back to the academy. On the dock, Niu Xinyan’s eyes were red, Kuala Deng held her hand and comforted her softly, while Han Shi, who was in debt, was carrying his luggage. While Liu Ruyan was chatting and laughing, he was about to board the ship. Kua La Deng was still comforting Niu Xinyan. Seeing him being so rude, he stretched out his foot to trip him. With a "pop", Han Shi was in the water. Li stared at Kuai Lantern fiercely, Liu Ruyan shouted at someone from the side, and Niu Xinyan finally burst into tears when she saw this scene.

Kuala Deng was lying on the railing outside the captain's command room, looking at the blue sea. He felt an indescribable feeling of fatigue in his heart. At such a young age, he felt like he was getting older. He had traveled through time. , Inspirational wants to be a salty fish, but why does he become busier and busier as he gets stronger? Kuala Deng always felt that his ideal of living in a state of intoxication, eating and waiting to die was getting further and further away from him.

After several days of sailing, Kuala Deng finally returned to the academy. Looking at the new widened gate, Kuala Deng was quite satisfied. When he packed up, the three heroes found his residence. , asked Kua La Deng to go to the welfare club, and several people had a meal and drink at the welfare club. Kua La Deng then learned that due to the mixed flight activities, the three heroes returned to the academy a few days earlier than Kua La Deng, just for this event. Make preparations. Several people are almost ready by now.

Zhanzi took a sip of juice and said, "Turn on the light. How are your preparations over there? If you ask me, you must be in the First Fleet. The treatment there is good and the status is high. Many people in this group heard that you might go to the First Fleet." , are trying their best to squeeze into the first fleet. It is said that many people have spent a lot of money for the mixed sailing quota in the first fleet."

Pangpang put down the drumstick and said, "Yes, I heard about it too, and many senior students who are stranded in Haiji want to join your fleet. Hey, I heard that the class beauties of Haiji's class in fifth grade are planning to get close to them." "You", Kuai Ladeng didn't know why, "You're all in class, how can there be any left?", the military advisor pushed up his glasses and said, "I heard it was because he had a childhood sweetheart, and they originally agreed to board the ship together. "But that bamboo horse is soul-linked with another Hai Ji, which immediately stimulated the class beauty, and he has not soul-linked with anyone yet."

Han Shi next to him became energetic, "Hey, hey, hey! This is coming! You have to seize the opportunity!" Kua La Deng looked at Han Shi sideways. This guy came uninvited, and the three heroes didn't bother him either. Face was also brought with him. Kuala Deng shook his head, "Bai Yueguang will eventually turn into mosquito blood. If her Bai Yueguang comes back to look for her, don't you understand that no one can defeat a bamboo horse?"