Gao Wu: Naruto mobile game system? Full of purity!

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"you are?"

Zheng Song stopped and looked at the figure in front of him warily.

"Mr. Gu!"

"Mr. Gu is back!"

"Master!"

The figure blocking the road in front of him had a playful look on his face. He was dressed in black robes, embellished with red clouds, and had a noble master ball hanging from his waist.

Not only that, there was also a sense of mystery coming over him, oppressing every nerve of Zheng Song.

Judge Gu chuckled and shook his neck, making a "click-click" sound.

"You are still the first person who dares to smash the team that I have carefully cultivated and fed with shit but still doesn't know who I am."

Hearing this, everyone in KSG in the distance couldn't help but twitch their lips.

With all due respect, you've only been the head coach for half a day.

Mr. Gu?

Master?

Hearing everyone's name, Zheng Song frowned.

His eyes flickered inadvertently at the Poké Ball on his waist.

In this circle, he had never heard of a trainer named Gu who was qualified to use the Master Ball.

"You are a new trainer who joined KSG?"

"Trainer? I'm sorry, I haven't been a trainer for many years. Now, I am just a low-level breeder who is extremely good at cultivating your xylophone into stinky mud for use in Fiji Cup lubricant."

Upon hearing this, Hou Jie Nian, who was not far away and looked gloomy, suddenly trembled and looked at Gu Pian with bright eyes.

A breeder?

Is he a coach?

Xylophone? Smelly mud? what?

Zheng Song frowned and fell into deep thought.

But in just a moment, Zheng Song understood the meaning.

Zheng Song instantly darkened his face, sneered, and looked at Gu Pian displeasedly with narrowed eyes.

"Are you provoking me?"

Judge Gu's eyes were filled with smiles.

"What, you are not convinced? You are only allowed to insult others, but I am not allowed to use your mother as lubricant?"

"you!"

The gloom in Zheng Song's eyes became more intense again.

"Haha, it's a clumsy way to provoke a general, but do you think I will be fooled like that kid?"

"I say it again, get out of my way!"

Judge Gu crossed his arms over his chest and chuckled.

"I'll say it again, get out of here and stand in the middle of the field. Either your mother will be used up today, or your whole family will be made into the Fiji Cup!"

"Pfft!"

Qu Tong and Zhuang Chaobei couldn't help but sneer.

On the side, hearing the new term for the second time, the yin and green caterpillars in the countryside also scratched their heads in confusion and couldn't help but ask questions.

"Wha, what is the Fiji Cup?"

"Uh, uh!" (I want to know too!)

Lu Qi calmly pushed up his glasses.

"An auxiliary prop used to exercise grip strength. It can be carried, but cannot be used for prop exchange."

After saying that, Lu Qi frowned again and glanced at the green caterpillar with wide eyes in the girl's arms.

As expected of Mr. Gu, his actions are free and easy, and his words are so unrestrained.

But this will have unimaginable adverse effects on underage Pokémon!

So Lu Qi quickly added.

"Ahem, you just have to listen to half of what Mr. Gu said..."

On the other side.

Hearing everyone's comments and mocking laughter, Zheng Song's expression became more and more gloomy.

And shouted loudly in the direction of everyone.

"Haha, this is your new coach? So impressive!"

"Don't forget, beating a trainer during a battle is a felony."

"Fang Deng just hit me during the battle. If you don't get out of the way, I can't guarantee that a law enforcement team will break in!"

"You, don't talk nonsense! Captain Fang didn't hit you at all, and you and Captain Fang are not fighting at all!"

Yinyin frowned and couldn't help but refute.

Zheng Song raised the non-existent bruises on his face and sneered.

"Kid, how can you be sure that the law enforcement team will listen to your words?"

"You are telling the truth! I, all of us at KSG have seen it with our own eyes!"

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, we both saw it with our own eyes."

"Then, that means there is surveillance. There are surveillance cameras in big cities!"

"The surveillance is broken~"

"you you!"

Yinyin still wanted to speak, but Fang Deng sighed and shook his head.

Qu Tong also patted the girl's shoulder and murmured in a low voice.

"Forget it, since Zheng Song dares to say this, he must have the support of the law enforcement team."

Although the relationship may not be that deep, when the law enforcement team comes, they will definitely favor Zheng Song...

Everyone was silent.

"Haha, we haven't seen each other for so long, why are you still so sweet?"

Zheng Song chuckled, then raised his eyebrows and looked at Judge Gu in front of him.

"Now, you still want to stop me?"

Judge Gu ignored Zheng Song and just shook his head in disappointment.

He casually pulled out a delicate square towel from his crotch and wiped his fists carefully.

"Gentlemen, I only came to the Pokémon Association to do three things."

"Today is my second day as KSG, and it is also my first lesson as the head coach to cultivate KSG into a championship team!"

"Pfft!"

Zheng Song looked at Judge Gu with a sneer.

"What are you talking nonsense about? What, do you still want to stop me?"

The voice just fell.

"puff!"

There was a muffled sound, and a strange white mist suddenly rose.

"Sneak attack!"

"唔吖!"

The next moment, in full view of everyone, accompanied by a powerful roar, Gu Pan leaned down.

From bottom to top, a powerful elbow strike instantly fired from Zheng Song's crotch!

"Oh!"

From the elbow to the egg, and from the egg to the span, the great ladder of human civilization evolution seems to only require a short process.

In an instant, the "click" sound of broken bones was heard quietly.

"what!"

Accompanied by a powerful wailing sound, Zheng Song flew out backwards together with the unknown cannon fodder passers-by behind him!

Under the power of the overlord, he freely rotated several times in the air, and finally hit the center of the special floor of the venue.

"Oh!"

"Ugh, ah!"

Before he could feel the pain caused by the fall, Zheng Song covered his eggs, opened his mouth wide, tears streaming down his face, and his face was hideous.

The body shrank into a ball, rolling around on the ground like a lively loach.

Not only that, behold, his whole body was convulsing like a rhythmic note, and he was emitting high spirits of joy from time to time.

"Ugh! Fuck! You! My balls! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!"

Zheng Song fell to the side and rolled all over the floor, with pools of red and yellow liquid seeping out from his sunken lower body from time to time, staining the floor.

And the cannon fodder pad that landed first behind him had already passed out and was unconscious.

"what?"

On the other side, everyone in KSG was stunned and froze, looking at the scene in front of them in disbelief.

Fang Deng's eyes were in a trance, his whole body felt cold, he opened his mouth and looked at Gu Pian blankly.

"Here, you, Gu, Mr. Gu, what are you doing, what are you doing?"

Judge Gu wiped his fists elegantly with a handkerchief and bowed with a smile.

"You're welcome, it's my pleasure."

Fang Deng, who had completely come to his senses, was in a state of distress.

"No, just hit people! How dare you beat people like this!?"

After thinking carefully about Fang Deng's words, Gu Pang suddenly realized.

"What? I hit him quite lightly. If you see a yellow or blue light on my body, the upper half of his body might be flying out."

"grass!"

At this point, seeing Judge Gu still in the mood to joke, Fang Deng scratched his hair and became more and more irritable.

If this situation is not handled well, you may be arrested by the law enforcement team and sentenced to a very large cup.

If you handle it well, you may be arrested by the law enforcement team and sentenced to a large amount of money.

But just when everyone in KSG was in panic, Zheng Song, who was rolling and screaming on the ground, quietly took out his mobile phone with a ferocious face and dialed the number with difficulty.

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