Stocking up in the apocalypse: I am invincible with billions of points, why are you jealous?

Ring the doorbell? people? Zombies?

Bai Chenfei clicked on the video doorbell again, and a man with a pothead and glasses stood in front of the camera with a squeezed pale look. The dark circles under his eyes were frighteningly large, his forehead was covered with sweat, and his mouth was bloodless and dry.

"Mr. Captain, Mr. Captain, please help me, please help me." The man had a crying and anxious voice, frequently looking left and right, knocking on the door and ringing the doorbell.

The Jarhead Man held a bright kitchen knife in his hand, shaking it so much that a chill came out of Bai Chenfei's back.

With his iconic hairstyle, Bai Chenfei recognized him as the otaku owner of 2701.

If you want Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there.

"who!?"

Bai Chenfei shouted fiercely.

Knock on his door with a knife and ask him to help? Help him to cut himself, right?

The otaku owner Wu Long was scolded by Bai Chenfei, his hand shook, and the kitchen knife fell to the ground. His legs and feet became weak. He crawled to the corner, hugged his legs and huddled up, muttering to himself like crazy. He shook his head.

"Sick? A trap?"

There are reports in the news that this kind of people pretend to be pitiful and sick, trick the owners into opening the door, and then the oriole accomplices murder and steal.

This bad trick is still being used. Are you betting that the other party is a fool who doesn’t watch the news or doesn’t watch the news?

"roll!"

Bai Chenfei's roar caused Wu Long's fragile little heart to be attacked by a second angry attack, and he burst into tears. Tears and snot once again found the hole and sprayed out.

A manly man, just cry and cry, Bai Chenfei couldn't bear to see men crying, so he added.

"If you want to cry, go home and cry. Don't bring zombies to knock on my door!"

The video doorbell clicked off.

Being harassed one after another, he had no sleep at all. He had a bad hangover all night, and his stomach was empty. He made a glass of honey water and drank it, then lay on the sofa and caught up on the unfinished movie.

"Huh? Where is my cell phone?"

After lying down for a while, he realized that his cell phone was not on him. He was a little irritable on an empty stomach. He pressed the remote control and the TV screen returned to the floor surveillance. Wu Long was still huddled in the corner, like abandoned garbage.

"More than 30 minutes later, the accomplice didn't show up. The knife fell on the spot, but he didn't pick it up and he didn't leave. The new deception method is very durable."

Bai Chenfei thought to himself, what on earth would the otaku owner want him to do for him?

Wait a moment! I just speculated that one or even both of the owner of Room 2701 or the long-haired woman have the power to control people. If the otaku owner comes to ask for help, doesn't it prove that he is not a person with superpowers, but just a crying and broken man.

Is the long-haired girl a superpower?

Even if he is hungover and dizzy, his logic is still online.

He put on his coat, drank another glass of iced Americano, baked two slices of bread, held a baseball bat in his hand, clicked on the video doorbell, and spoke directly.

"Say, what's the matter?"

Wu Long trembled and slowly raised his haggard face. Two big black circles hung deeply under his red and swollen eyes. His face was filled with sticky liquid. When the captain asked him something, his tone seemed to soften. Not crazy at all, I wiped the mush on my face with my sleeves and got up.

"Mr. Captain, my...my...girlfriend has turned into a...zombie. Please, help...me."

Wu Long's fearful voice squeezed out of his throat.

"where is she?"

"In...my...my...bathroom, I trapped her...inside."

"How long has it been since the zombie transformation?"

"One... week... please, help me." Wu Long jumped repeatedly on the edge of collapse.

When Bai Chenfei heard these words, he immediately understood that this kid actually lived with zombies for seven days!

It’s no wonder that Zhongtian Haoyuan is full of zombies. Even if they can get out, where can they go? It’s a dilemma.

"Take off your clothes!" Bai Chenfei ordered before Wu Long could react.

"Captain....Sir???"

Even though Wu Long is going crazy intermittently, he should still be normal. For example, right now, at this moment, he is a normal person, a normal straight man, and the man inside actually asks him to take off his clothes?

He Wulong only likes cute girls in the second, third and fourth dimensions, Yu Jie, who have great figures. He can't play with this kind of male play, he doesn't know how to play, and he will never accept it! (=w=;)

"Mr. Captain, I...I'm not good at this. I...I'm a straight man who's straight through the ruler, very straight."

Jarhead Wu Long stammered and clearly clarified his orientation, and his spirits suddenly brightened.

The three of them shared the same elevator before, and Wu Long knew that his slutty girlfriend MIMI, who loved playing uniforms, was very interested in the captain in room 2702.

He doesn't think it's a problem. He has too many ideal types. There are so many beautiful girls who love money in the streets. Today it can be MIMI and tomorrow it can be DIDI.

However, MIMI does possess special skills and has firmly secured the position of Wu Long's real girlfriend. Even though he is an inconspicuous pothead, he is gentle, honest and rich, which is his trump card for picking up girls.

This kid thought he was Bai Chenfei...!!!!

Hey!

"Sure, go back to where you came from."

Bai Chenfei looked at himself in the mirror. This man who was full of hormones was actually suspected of his sexual orientation by a pothead. "Ganggun, don't hurt me!"

"Mr. Captain, don't, don't, don't, I'll take it off, I'll take it off!"

Wu Long didn't expect that his firm belief, bah, his firm orientation was broken by one sentence. When he went back, he would continue to face the zombies. He immediately shouted in his heart not to do it 1000 times.

With tears in his eyes, the Jarhead Man took off his clothes one by one, leaving only his green boxers. He held his face in his hands and gritted his teeth to endure the humiliation.

"Turn around! Raise your hands flat! Look up!" Bai Chenfei stared at the screen carefully.

!!!!

It's too much, it's too much, it's too much. What does it mean, conveyor belt sushi?

"Mom, I want to go home." Wu Long sniffed, his face flushed, and he was spinning in circles.

"I didn't say stop, just keep turning."

Wuwu~~ Wu Long felt that he could no longer hold his head up and be a brave man.

"Eh~~~~ It's so disgusting. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. If you look at it, you'll wash your eyes."

Lin Lijiao was making milk in the kitchen. After a while, Shiwan bit the remote control and accidentally turned on the TV. By mistake, she clicked on the floor monitor. The 55-inch large screen gave an unobstructed view of Brother Wu Long, the fruitful boy outside the door.

Bigfoot's stepmother quickly covered her innocent and pure eyes with one hand to prevent them from being contaminated, and looked for the remote control to turn off the TV. When she needed something urgently, she couldn't find it. Like long legs, the three cats sat alone on a sofa, their tails Shot after shot, all while watching TV.

"What's wrong? What are you looking for?"

Li Kaixin had just woken up. She had a comfortable sleep and felt refreshed. The customized expensive mattress allowed her to sleep as soundly as a baby all night long.

"Remote control, 18+ forbidden things cannot be seen by Shiwan. Where is it?" Lin Lijiao picked up Shiwan and rummaged through the corners of the sofa.

"Wow! People in the city are really good at playing, and they actually came to the front door of other people's houses." Li Kaixin covered his mouth and snickered.

"You're still smiling, please help me find it."

"Wait a minute, hey, what is he going to do?" Li Kaixin asked.

"Huh?" Lin Lijiao turned around and looked directly at the screen.

"What's going on, mom!!"

"I'm going!!!"Σ(っ°Д°;)っ(?Д?)ノ