Original God's Dark Priest

When Liyue's top management was in a state of nervousness because of Mandrill's order, Safire and Zhongli also fell into an awkward situation.

At this time, Safir was leaning against a cabinet, communicating with the girls in front of him with a forced smile on his face. Zhongli was firmly hidden in the cabinet by her and she didn't dare to let him out.

Fortunately, they came to this world, but unfortunately, they did not appear in the expected country.

A few minutes ago, the two of them walked out of the dark tunnel and appeared in a dressing room. Seeing the bright and clean room, Safire felt familiar.

But when she discovered the label on the cabinet, she realized something was wrong.

That conspicuous fake name label made Safier feel his scalp numb. Yes, Inazuma originally represented the culture of District 11. It was not surprising that he would appear here after returning from Inazuma.

Just when Zhongli looked confused and Safire was at a loss, Yingying Yanyan's voice came from outside. Safire felt something was wrong and directly stuffed Zhongli into an empty cabinet.

Since it is a locker room, it must be divided into men and women. Looking at the clothes in the cabinet, it must be a women's locker room. Zhongli will most likely be regarded as a idiot when he appears here. Although if the other party opens the cabinet and finds Zhongli, It will be more unclear, but it can be delayed for a while.

Soon, several girls walked in from the gate. When they saw Safire, they were obviously stunned for a moment, and then they came over with smiles.

One of the shorter girls was probably the one taking the lead. She spoke first: "Are you here to participate in the comic exhibition too? What character is this cosplay? Why don't I recognize him?"

A lot of Japanese came out as soon as it came out, and it was spoken very fast. Safir frowned. She had not been exposed to this language for more than ten years, so she could only understand it! But now was not the time to show off her timidity, she smiled awkwardly and nodded reluctantly.

Although I don’t understand it, I just respond.

After receiving an affirmative answer, the girl smiled even more happily, exchanged a few words with the person next to her, and then looked at Safire, as if she was planning to ask a few more questions.

Safir felt numb. Just when she was racking her brains to recall a few Japanese words that she had barely come into contact with before, there was a loud knock on the cabinet behind her.

"Zhongli! Are you crazy!" Saphir screamed in his heart, "Do you want to be arrested as a lunatic as soon as you get here? I don't want to play the real world challenge of hell difficulty..."

Several girls were obviously frightened. They all took a step back and looked at the strange cabinet and Safir with wary expressions. Safir also looked at the cabinet behind him with a pale face. When he saw Safir's From the look on her face, the girl who talked to her at first thought she was scared too, so she mustered up the courage to step forward and pull her over.

Including Saffir, a total of four girls gathered together, looking at the cabinet door that slowly opened with wary expressions. The timid ones among them were ready to scream.

I saw that the cabinet was opened a crack, and then a white and tender little foot stretched out from it.

"Huh?" Safire was surprised. This foot looked smaller than Zhongli's hand.

The other three girls also discovered this. These three people didn't have so many thoughts. When they found out that it was not an evil spirit, they immediately stepped forward and opened the cabinet door.

I saw a little girl who looked as if she was carved from pink and jade, blinking her big eyes and looking at the three people approaching.

"Ah! Kawaii!" One of the girls couldn't help but sigh. Well, Safir understood this sentence. This is to praise the cute little girl.

The short girl in the lead was obviously the type who was easily excited and had a strong brain power. She immediately began to doubt the relationship between Safire and Zhongli. She picked up the little girl that Zhongli had transformed into. Zhongli hadn't had time to put on his clothes. Seeing that Safire was in distress, Zhongli immediately came to the rescue.

So I just wore a white bellyband.

"Who is this? Who is this?" the short girl asked Safire excitedly while holding Zhongli in her arms.

Saphire looked at Zhongli, not knowing what to say. Seeing him blinking at her, she thought for a while and still managed to say: "It's my sister." This sentence was said in Japanese: sis です. That sounds like a lot, Des.

Although they felt that Safire's pronunciation was not standard, the three of them didn't think much about it. They were all attracted by Zhongli's cuteness. He held her tight all the time.

Looking at this scene, Safir narrowed his eyes slightly. Although but... I have never been so close. Is this really good?

As if aware of Safire's mood, Zhongli struggled hard, and then spoke fluent Japanese.

"I want my sister to hug me, not you." Xiao Zhongli combined with his soft voice, charming all the girls.

Finally, under the cover of Zhongli's proficient Japanese, the two sent away the three girls, and the locker room finally became quiet.

Looking at the cute but serious little baby in front of him, Safir felt a sense of dissonance. But she did not forget the most important thing: "The information that can be learned so far is that this is District 11, which is equivalent to the rice wife of Teyvat continent, and what we are looking for is the soul fragment of Kage and Zhen. "

"Well, that means that their soul fragments should be in this country." Zhong Liyu put his small white hand on his chin and thought.

"Pfft!" Safir couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw this scene.

Zhong Li glanced at her helplessly, and then, a burst of golden light flashed, he returned to his original appearance, and then walked out directly: "Let's go, get out of here first."

The moment he came to this world, he mastered three other languages. This feeling was amazing, as if these were things he should know.

Safir put on the clothes that she had sewn during the Hai Lantern Festival and followed quickly: "We have to find a way to find some normal clothes. What we are wearing now can only be walked around the venue. When we arrive, It’s so eye-catching outside.”

"Why is this?" Zhongli was puzzled.

Just as they were wondering, a group of people saw the two of them, and then those people pointed at them, and words like "Zhongli" and "Guiwen" kept appearing in their words.

Zhongli was nervous when he heard people's comments at first. He didn't know why people in this world also knew him. You can even recognize it after all.

Safire explained: "This world is a little different. Many things that happened in Teyvat are recorded here. Even to the people here, we are nothing more than fictional characters."

"Like light novels?" Zhong Li also read light novels when he had nothing to do, especially the "Reincarnated Slime" published by Safire. He quite liked it.

The two of them walked and chatted, and soon came to a booth. There were many albums and figures on the stage. Most of them he had never seen before, but there were also familiar ones, such as Mandrill figures.

He carefully observed the mandrill-shaped figure and said to Safire, "This doll is quite exquisite."

"This is a figure. It can be regarded as a kind of culture here. To be honest, this is my first time attending a comic exhibition, so I don't know much about the details." Safire didn't know much about the second dimension. She used to be just a social animal. Just for playing games.

Zhongli nodded without comment. In his opinion, such a doll was quite good, and he had the idea of ​​collecting it.

There are many works on the figure booth, some are sold by manufacturers, and some are made by oneself, such as the figures of Wu Yasha and Yun Shang Wu Xiao. It can be seen that they should be made by a certain craftsman. They are very Exquisite.

Looking at the other four vivid Yashas beside Mandrill, Zhongli smiled unconsciously. He hadn't seen these figures for a long time, and he didn't expect to see them here.

Safire stood quietly beside him. She didn't know how Zhongli felt after seeing these figures. He must have been very complicated.

"Oh! Such restored Zhongli and Guizhi cosplay! Can I take a photo with you?" A guy with a camera hanging around his neck spoke to the two of them in unfluent Japanese.

Zhongli frowned slightly: "Aren't you a Neon person?" He had just heard Safire's introduction and knew that this country was called Neon.

The little guy scratched his head in embarrassment: "Ah haha, yes, actually I am from China, and I came here specially to attend the Comic Con."

"Are you Chinese?" Zhong Li nodded. He knew that Huaxia is the Liyue of this world, so he also switched to Chinese, "Me too, I am very happy to see my fellow countrymen here."

"Eh? Are you from China too? That's great!" The little brother obviously didn't expect to meet a fellow countryman.

Because the other party was from China, Safire and Zhongli took a photo with him. The little brother was satisfied and posted it on WeChat Moments.

"I saw the super restored Zhongli Finale cosplay at the Comic Exhibition. It seems that these two cosplayers are still a couple! I got CP, so happy!" Attached is the photo taken just now.

After another round of greetings, the little brother left happily. During this period, there were many people coming to collect stamps, which made Zhongli very uncomfortable. Safire smiled foolishly on the side and told him softly what to say, and then let him know what to say. Zhongli repeated it in Japanese, and the two reluctantly walked out of the exhibition hall.

After leaving the venue, even the powerful King Yan couldn't help wiping the cold sweat from his forehead: "These people are so crazy." As he said that, he thought about the one who wanted to collect stamps, and then shouted that his husband wanted to collect stamps. The girl who asked for a kiss was still frightened, "People in this world don't seem to value etiquette very much."

Safire chuckled and nodded: "Liyue's etiquette seems a bit old-fashioned here. I'm not sure whether this is progress or the so-called lack of etiquette. After all, I have spent more than twenty years in this world. .

I can't say anything critical, but I think if you try to blend in, it actually doesn't feel bad. "

"Appreciating etiquette and obeying the law are the basic qualities of the people. Correspondence to etiquette is naturally important. How can we abandon the etiquette that should be adhered to because of the progress of the times?" Zhongli does not agree with such an open friendship model.

"This is not a serious problem. The scientific and technological civilization in this world has developed too fast, which has led to a very fast pace of people's lives. The group has not yet fully digested the products of civilization and progress. It is normal for people to be impetuous and have various thoughts. of."

Safire looked at Qingkong, feeling much better, "The collision of ideas is one of the signs of the progress of the times. Being conservative and fearing progress is a taboo. Besides, now that we are outsiders, we should not be afraid of this world. It’s better to dictate the rules, and it won’t last long anyway.”

She just confirmed the date, October 2023, that is to say, three months after she left this world. This made her very happy, and she should still have a chance to see her family.

But the most important thing now is to solve the financial problem. Neither she nor Zhong Li has any money. If they continue wandering around like this, they may not be able to afford food. Although they are both hungry, they will still feel uncomfortable when they are hungry.

Moreover, the clothes on the body must be changed. Wearing such a cosplay costume is normal at the comic exhibition, but it is not appropriate to go out.

Watching the people and vehicles coming and going on the street, Grandma Zhongli entered the Grand View Garden. Looking around, it was a strange world after all. It was normal to feel novel. He kept asking Safiel next to him what it was. , what is that.

Safir patiently explained everything from concrete high-rises to fuel trucks, even bullet trains, and aircraft flying in the sky.

She even took the opportunity to educate Zhongli about the technological power of this world, the force system that was completely different from Teyvat, and the so-called era of hot weapons.

Zhongli couldn't help but frown in shock. Finally, he sighed solemnly: "People in this world can kill gods with their wisdom."

After going around in a circle, Safire finally used his time-stopping ability to get some clothes from a clothing store. The two returned to the dressing room at the comic show, changed their clothes, and left without looking back.

The originally flamboyant clothes were changed, and the two wore the same style of T-shirts and jeans. They were no different from ordinary young lovers on the street. In addition, they wore a peaked cap, and their originally eye-catching hair color was covered. , the two extraterrestrial visitors were hidden in the crowd.

They must complete their goal as quickly as possible and return to Teyvat.

After returning to the present world, Safire truly understood the secret hidden in the violin that Alice gave her. It was an instrument made of cherry blossom wood. She didn't feel anything when she was in Teyvat, but now she has She immediately discovered that instead of calming her restlessness, the violin kept guiding her to a certain place.

"If my guess is correct, this violin should be related to truth and shadow." Safire took out the violin and stroked it.

Zhongli understood that no one had ever known the identity of Zhen and Ying. It was not impossible to say that they were the incarnations of the sacred cherry tree. Besides, he didn't care about this matter. All he wanted was for Safir to return safely. That’s all.

(The debate about the identity of the God of Thunder has never stopped, and I can’t tell for sure. Some people say it is lightning, while others say it is the thunder cherry tree. Some people say that they are also descendants. It is too confusing, so here they will be called the divine cherry tree. The incarnation of it.)

And there are no other clues now. Following the prompts given by the violin is the only option.

Although they had no money, both of them were not ordinary people and they were very fast on their feet. In just one day, they traveled south from Akihabara to Kudan, Chiyoda Ward.

Following the violin's guidance, the two came to a shrine. Looking at the large characters carved on the stone pillar next to them: "Yasukuni Shrine", Safire showed a weird smile.

"Oh ho~ I didn't want to bother, but I didn't expect to be here...hiss...you can't blame me for that." Safir smiled softly, and Zhongli saw the ill-intentioned light in her eyes.

He felt that Safire was planning to cause trouble, so he reminded him aloud: "You just said that the laws of this world are strict. If you act casually and are discovered by big shots, you may be in trouble."

Safir nodded in agreement, and then said: "I'm just talking about the general situation. Now we are looking for something. Since we are looking for something, it is always inevitable to rummage through the boxes, right? What if I accidentally overturn the fuel?" The barrel knocked over the candle again..."

Zhong Li's mouth twitched: "This reason is too far-fetched."

"Who cares about reasons when doing justice for heaven?" Safir waved his hand and strode into the door with a bright red torii gate in front of him.

"Zhongli, how many deaths do you think can be achieved in a war?" Safire asked this question with a smile as he stepped into the door.

Zhongli pondered for a moment and did not answer directly: "The casualties of war are countless. Not to mention mortals, even demon gods cannot avoid dying in war."

Safire nodded, then she stopped, turned around and looked into Zhongli's amber eyes, opened her red lips lightly, and asked the last question.

"So, if you were to massacre 300,000 innocent civilians, how would you deal with the person who did it?"