The fast-traveling life of the elder sister who cultivates immortality

Chapter 137 The real gold that was cannon fodder 8

At this time, Su Li was sitting in the largest theater in the capital, with his legs crossed, eating melon seeds and listening to the play.

The female actors on the stage competed very well with each other, and the young actors were also very powerful and domineering, a bit like the third junior brother of Cangyun Sect!

They performed brilliantly and brought the audience into the action.

Su Li thought it might be the reason why she had traveled to China many times, so what kind of extraordinary bloodline had she awakened?

Recently, I have become obsessed with listening to operas! Even her favorite storybook from the previous world was abandoned by her.

Su Li was just hearing the highlight when he heard "Puff, Puff, Puff" more than a dozen times in a row, followed by a stench of shit that filled the air.

"Who is it? Who is so unethical that he farts in public places?"

"Ugh, it stinks so much. What did you eat to make it stink like this?"

"My Mao Gang is not that smelly!"

"I - Damn, it's not in your pants, is it?"

vomit……

vomit……

Su Li shut off his sense of smell as soon as the stench spread. He looked towards the source of the fart and saw Su Qingcheng's face was red and she was covering her butt in shame and anger.

Xia He hurriedly put a cloak on Su Qingcheng, and then pulled Su Qingcheng and ran away in the eyes of everyone who looked at her with disgust and disdain.

The second prince's cold expression could not be maintained for a moment: ..., it really stinks!

Fifth Prince: So Qingcheng also knows how to fart? But why is she covering her butt? Shouldn't she be covering her face?

Prince Jiang of the Duke of Zhenguo: Damn it, are you shitting your pants? ?

"Tsk tsk... The one who farted louder than a cannon just now was the eldest lady of the Marquis of Wu'an Mansion, right?"

"It seems true. Do you think those are the Second Prince and the others?"

"Really, isn't the most talented woman in the capital too uncouth?"

"I saw that she was covering her butt just now. She must have pooped her pants, right?"

Everyone: Ugh...

A young actress on the stage couldn't hold it back and vomited out on the spot. Then, as if a switch was activated, there was an ups and downs of vomiting sounds.

Everyone vomited and walked out. The smell was so overpowering that they were dizzy!

Within half an hour, word spread throughout the capital: Su Qingcheng, the most talented girl in the capital, defecated in her pants in public while listening to a play with the two princes in the Liyuan, and even vomited on many people.

For a moment, Su Qingcheng's image of a fairy and a talented woman that she had managed for many years was ruined. I wonder how many of the young men who admired her would not mind her shitting her pants in public?

Su Li happily followed everyone outside the theater.

Su Qingcheng made such a big mistake today. I wonder if Mrs. Hou will be more distressed or disgusted when she returns home?

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A month ago, after Hou Fu and Su Jinzhu recognized each other, the family of three hugged each other and cried, talking to each other, and for a moment they forgot about their beloved daughter.

When Su Qingcheng saw this dazzling scene, her heart was filled with hatred, but she had to show her happiness.

When she saw Su Li standing alone at the end, she stirred up Madam Hou's anger towards Su Li with tea talk, causing Hou Wu'an and his wife to spread their anger towards Su Goudan and Su Li.

Mrs. Hou was furious at that time and hated Su Goudan and his wife so much that she gnashed her teeth in hatred. Then she wanted to punish their daughter Su Li and vent her anger on Su Jinzhu.

At that time, Su Li only thought that the people in the Hou Mansion were kind-hearted. She was just thinking about finding a reason to punish them, but in the end, they gave them a ready-made reason.

Several women with ferocious faces were beaten so hard by Su Li that they could not get up without even touching the corners of Su Li's clothes.

At that time, as long as there was anyone in the lobby who could breathe, there was no one with a full beard and tail.

Even if Su Jinzhu hid with great intelligence, he still could not escape.

Marquis Wu An relied on his background as a military commander and wanted to attack Su Li personally. However, he was defeated in one move and was beaten by Su Li until he screamed.

After Su Li taught everyone a lesson, he patted the non-existent dust on his body, leaving the people lying on the ground wailing, and left the Hou Mansion with an aura of 2.8 meters.

Because Mrs. Hou and Su Qingcheng had such bad mouths, Su Li kindly gave each of them a stinking charm before leaving.

If your mouth smells too bad, it's probably because you fart too little. As long as you fart more, no one will notice the smelly mouth.

Is this also the reason why Su Qingcheng, a noble lady, farted in public?

-

Su Qingcheng hurried back to the Hou Mansion and immediately went back to her room.

Xia He asked the maid and mother-in-law to bring up the bath water that had been prepared long ago.

The maidservant's expression was a bit complicated after hearing the instructions. The Houfu has angered some gods recently. First, the Houfu was stolen, and then the lady kept farting.

It was already an hour after Su Qingcheng finished cleaning.

Now, I am lying on the bed crying!

She doesn't know what's going on lately, she keeps farting, and sometimes she farts too much, and she poops in her pants like she did today.

The doctor saw me several times, and I drank a lot of medicine, but it just didn’t feel better!

For this reason, the second prince and the fifth prince asked her out twice, but she refused both times, just for fear of such an embarrassing situation!

Originally, she didn't fart all day yesterday, so she thought she was fine, but...

Woohoo...how will she behave in the future, and how will she face the second prince and the others?

Why was her life so miserable? She was originally the aloof eldest lady of the Hou Mansion, but ended up becoming a fake daughter, and there was also a young master of the Hou Mansion who competed with her for favor.

She originally had the Second Prince and the others as her backers, but now she has made such a big fool of herself in front of them. I wonder what they think of her now?

Doesn't Su Qingcheng know that her story has spread in the capital?

Su Qingcheng was crying inconsolably when she felt two furry things rubbing against her face.

She opened her red and swollen eyes and saw two fat and big mice.

Su Qingcheng took out the tool he had prepared in advance and smashed it at the mouse.

"Wow, are two mice bullying me now?"

I don’t know what’s going on with these two mice? It was as if he knew her. He couldn't drive her away or catch her. He stayed in her room every day. It was so disgusting!

Su Goudan: Zhizhizhi...

Mei: Zhizhizhi...

"Ah, you dead rats, I'll beat you to death, beat you to death!"

Su Qingcheng looked crazy. She had really had enough of these two mice.

He stared at her with a sly look all day long and kept barking at her. Everything has been going wrong for her recently, and even rats dared to bully her!

Su Goudan and Mei Shi relaxed their vigilance for a moment because the other party was their daughter, and were beaten to a bloody pulp by Su Qingcheng, dying!

In the end, he breathed his last unwillingly and could not recognize Su Qingcheng until his death!

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