Live fortune telling: too accurate a fortune teller becomes a public enemy in the mysterious world
Chapter 86 You buried Uncle 2 in your grave
Zhong Li told her a fortune, smiled and whispered to her: "Don't be afraid, face your heart bravely, and believe in the person you like. He is your happiest choice, and you are also his lifelong guardian. . Go ahead and confess your love boldly, don’t leave any regrets to yourself!”
With Zhong Li's words, her eyes shone again and she nodded sharply: "Thank you sister, I know, I will work hard to be happy! Thank you everyone, I wish you all a happy Lantern Festival! Bye!"
System: #QingfengZixu will present 5 carnivals for the live broadcast! .....
【oops! The good cabbage has been eaten by the pig...]
[Sister, I am heartbroken. If he is not good, remember that I am still waiting for you! .....]
[Hey, why do I seem to see a figure not far away in her lens, which seems to be a popular star? 】
[Isn’t it possible? How could it be such a coincidence? 】
Seeing that #QingfengZixu's secret was about to be revealed, Zhong Li hurriedly said, "Family, my little sister has found her own happiness. Is there anyone around you to spend the Lantern Festival with you tonight?"
[Anchor, you are a shrimp and a pig! 】
【We have you with us, my electronic pet! .....]
[Anchor, what the hell, you seem to have forgotten that you are also single, otherwise you wouldn’t have a live broadcast on Chinese Valentine’s Day! .....]
Okay, you are getting angry, so change the subject quickly!
"Come on, come on, singles, the last word today, who else is on the mic?"
System: #王之野王 presents a carnival to the host....
System: #王之野王 presents a carnival to the host....
System: #王之野王 presents a carnival to the host....
The third person who even made wheat is a young man with a chicken coop.
He was wearing a wrinkled gray T-shirt, a pair of big shorts and flip-flops, and he was constantly scratching his hair with his hands.
He seemed to be a game anchor. There were several buckets of instant noodles that had not been cleared away after eating, as well as live broadcast equipment, a professional screen recorder and a sound card.
It’s so much taller than Zhongli’s simple live broadcast room!
"What do you want from this friend named #王之野王?"
"Hello anchor, hello family members, please wait for me to get off. I'll adjust the height of the chair first."
Zhong Li smiled slightly, yes! This person has been a broadcaster for a long time, and he thinks this is his live broadcast room!
【I am not wrong, right? Isn't this the anchor of the Tiger Cat platform? How did he get into the channel? 】
[This guy hasn’t been live broadcasting for several days. It turns out he came from a certain source. .....]
[Don’t you want to switch to a certain music channel and do live broadcasts?...]
#王之野王 After playing around for a while, he finally calmed down and raised his head and said: "Hey, don't talk nonsense! I still have a contract with Tiger Cat, but I can't afford liquidated damages!"
"Are you having any problems?"
He nodded and said: "I bought a ticket during the Chinese New Year and took leave a few days ago to go back to my hometown. Who knows, something happened to me. Recently, whenever I fall asleep, I dream about my grandma beating me with a cane. She has died a lot. It’s been years, I don’t know if I don’t reincarnate every day, why are I messing around?”
"I couldn't hear what she said. I heard a friend mention you, and I wanted to ask you to help me ask her what she wanted to do?"
Zhong Li was dumbfounded by his words. She took a closer look at his face. Although he looked decadent, he was full of yang energy and did not look like he had encountered an evil spirit.
She pinched her fingers and almost spit out a mouthful of tea.
Zhong Li asked with a smile: "What are you going back for this time?"
#王之野王 scratched his hair and said: "My parents have been gone for a long time, and my grandparents are also dead. The village chief said that it rained heavily in our village a few days ago, and the cemetery on the top of the mountain was washed away. Also As long as my family’s grave has not been moved out, I will go back and move the grave.”
"Are you sure you still remember where your family's ancestral grave is?" Zhong Li asked.
"How do you know? The last time I went to visit a grave, my father took me there ten years ago."
Zhong Li asked speechlessly: "You don't even know where the grave is, so how did you move the grave?"
He raised one foot and squatted on the gaming chair, rubbed his face and said, "I don't know, but I still have some memory of the approximate location. As I walked up the mountain, I thought about what the village chief said that only my family's ancestral graves are left. Before moving, I burned incense and dug out the two graves there."
Zhong Li asked again: "Then how did you bury it?"
"How else to bury them? Find a place at the foot of the mountain and bury them together! And I even put a whip on them!" He said it easily, making people want to beat him.
"Kaka...kaka sizzle..."
After he finished speaking, the chain lights in the room suddenly turned on and off automatically without wind, and began to flicker.
Zhong Li looked at Zhang's old white face, scolding him furiously.
If he were a living person, the spittle would probably drown him.
Zhong Li said angrily: "Didn't you realize that you moved the wrong grave?"
"Huh? That's not possible, right?"
He shrank his neck and felt a little guilty. He really didn't remember the exact location. He only remembered that his father planted a mulberry tree next to the grave before he was alive.
He just dug the mulberry tree when he saw it.
"Your grandma's grave is correct, but your grandpa's grave is wrong! Your second uncle was sleeping quite well in the ground, but you dug it out after all your messing around."
"You can just bury them yourself, but why are you so troublesome and bury them together?"
Zhong Li continued angrily: "You buried your grandma and your second uncle together. This gave your grandma a second chance at love. Do you think she wants to beat you?"
【Hahaha! Isn't this too outrageous? Is it okay to worship at the wrong grave? ...]
[This is not surprising in our Daxi City. Mountains are covered with stone buds. I don’t go home for several years. Weeds are taller than people. Who knows whose ancestors are buried in the ground? 】
[Then how do you celebrate Qingming Festival? 】
[Is there anything strange? If you see something similar, just go and pay homage. Maybe you’ll hit the right one? If it doesn't work, paper money will be burned on all the tombs that can be seen all over the mountain, and no one will be left out. There will always be the right one! 】
The comments from netizens on the barrage are outrageous!
#王之野王gengguang said: "But my grandfather has been reincarnated a long time ago, why am I so stubborn? In fact, my second uncle has never been married in his life, he is still a soldier, and he has a full-time job, so he can survive! This way I can go back It’s also convenient to burn paper.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the lights in the room tripped.
"boom!....."
A gust of wind blew down a puppet on the Bogu shelf behind him, hitting him right on the back of the head.
Although there was no bleeding, there was a big bulge, which made him almost burst into tears from the pain.
"Ouch!...What is it? It hurts me so much!"
Zhong Li looked at the black figure behind him and waved her hand. When she saw her mouth opening repeatedly, she smiled and said, "Boy, you can't talk nonsense anymore. That's because your grandma is angry. She asked you to go back and start over again." To move the grave, I need you to buy two sturdier coffins for them."
"That's all? I thought it was such a big deal! I'll go back and do it after Qingming Festival!"
"Your grandma said no. She asked you to rush back now and move your grandfather's grave down."
"Also, she said that the foot of the mountain is too wet and she doesn't like it, so she asked you to move them to the opposite mountain."
#王之野王 rolled his eyes and slumped down on the chair, "Nai, are your demands too much? I can kill you!"
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