Live fortune telling: too accurate a fortune teller becomes a public enemy in the mysterious world
Chapter 82 Brother, cows are flying in the sky
The live broadcast room was dominated by the special effects of gifts, which triggered a chain effect. Everyone came out to participate, and Liliqi's live broadcast account instantly entered the top ten in the reward list.
System: #小鱼sends 99 roses to the host...
System: #QingfengZixu presents 5 carnivals to the host...
System: #thirstyconch gives 10 lollipops to the host....
system:........
Zhong Li said with a smile: "Hello everyone, thank you for your gifts. I put a lucky bag worth 9999 yuan. I hope 999 friends will win the prize. You can click on the lucky bag and wait for the draw in 8 minutes!"
[Wow, I finally have my favorite anchor’s lucky bag in my lifetime. I hope I can win the prize! 】
[999 quotas, great atmosphere, no matter what happens this time, I can plant one too! 】
[999 lucky bags, 999 million points, I’d better wait for the anchor to send me one alone!]
There was a burst of joy in the live broadcast room. Zhong Li was in a good mood. He clicked on the connection and said: "We are still following the old rules today, fortune-telling according to circumstances. From now on, if you need a fortune teller, you can grab the line!"
"Dudu!"
A gold-rimmed picture flashed across the connection area, and the other party was directly connected to the illegitimate son of #财神God who had just given hundreds of gifts.
He was extremely fat, with his chin and neck connected together. Under his big T-shirt, his white belly was dazzling.
However, he is still fat, but his facial features are extremely delicate, and his big eyes are hidden under thick long eyelashes, making them look rippling.
His high nose and moderately thick lips looked moist and shiny. If you don't look at him from the neck down, it would be an exaggeration to say that he is an idol star.
"Hello, Happy New Year, anchor!"
Zhong Li waved to him, "Happy New Year, thank you for your gift, what do you need?"
He looked helpless and said: "Anchor, if I want to ask how to make me poorer, will I be called crazy?"
[Damn, is it too Versailles? 】
【Are you crazy for the Chinese New Year? People worship the God of Wealth to seek wealth, but he comes to seek poverty? 】
[Come on, put all your money on my card, you will be poor in no time! 】
[Holy shit, this guy is pretending to be here, I want to beat him! 】
The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded, and the sound of complaints covered the screen. Zhong Li could only minimize the barrage.
He said to him: "Friend, I see that your wealth palace is full, but your foundation is thirsty. It hasn't been long since your wealth palace started, right? Do you mind telling everyone what's going on?"
He smiled bitterly, leaned on the leather office chair behind him and said, "Last September, a friend and I went mountain climbing. We got lost on Wuguniang Mountain and were trapped on the mountain for three days."
"We had finished all the food and water we had brought, and there was no signal on our mobile phones. We were tired and hungry. My friend said we saw a stream at the bottom of the mountain, so we decided to go down the mountain together to get some fish and shrimp to fill our stomachs."
[You can’t starve to death for three days, you deserve to be rich! 】
【You can't die if there is water, you can still be full if you catch a few fish. 】
"We thought the same way at the time, so we were not so anxious to save ourselves and ran to the stream to fish for fish and shrimps. However, the two of us fished together for almost three hours. We were exhausted and did not catch half of the fish. On the contrary, we were still barely alive. Drown in the water.”
[#吃了福家人: Don’t you know how to swim? I can drain the river of fish in a few hours! 】
[#Internet murder is not illegal: 666! You, a fat kid like you, go into the water and fish for fish? You don’t want to make a mistake if you don’t feed the fish! 】
[#外法CrazyOutlaw: How did you get up the mountain with this body of flesh? 】
The illegitimate son of #财神哥 saw the barrage message, touched his belly and said: "Don't talk nonsense, I was still a handsome young man last year! The anchor can testify to me that when the anchor was filming commercials last year, I was her partner. Where’s the graphic model!”
His words made Zhong Li immediately find the memory in his mind.
At that time, the original owner accepted a shampoo commercial and needed a boy to match it, so he found a very good-looking boy in that advertising company to shoot with him.
"I remember, which advertising company are you an employee of? I remember you were a tall, thin and handsome boy at that time!" Zhong Li asked.
He nodded: "Yes, yes, that's me. After I filmed that commercial, an agency approached me and wanted to sign a contract with me, so I quit my job, and then I had time to go hiking."
"We didn't see any rain in the stream, and it was getting dark, so my friend and I found a cave to spend the night."
"In the cave, we were so hungry that we couldn't sleep, so we used the light of our mobile phones to search around the cave. The boy was lucky, and he found a huge toad in the cracks of the rocks!"
"He was hungry, so he wanted to kill the toad and burn it for food. I actually didn't object at the time, and even helped to make a fire with wood. The hole was a stone hole, and there weren't many branches in it, so he went outside to pick it up. , I made a fire myself in it.”
"When I was about to light a fire, I didn't know what was going on, but suddenly I felt sleepy. In the dream, there was an old man who kept crying, begging me to let him go, saying that as long as I could let him go, he would Send me a fortune. Before I had time to ask him who he was, I was shaken awake by my friend."
When he got to the key point, he stopped, bent over and took a bottle of mineral water from the side, and drank half of the bottle.
Zhong Li had sharp eyes. When he looked up, he saw a thin black line in his neck, encircling most of his neck.
It seems that they will meet end to end in a short time.
She was just about to ask him when she saw him put down the water bottle and continued: "After my buddy came back, he accompanied me to light a fire and boil water with the camping pot we brought. He grabbed the tied The toad was about to fall into the pot. I accidentally looked up and saw tears falling from the toad's eyes."
"Everything has animism. I saw it crying, and then I remembered that inexplicable dream. I quickly stopped it. Although I was very unhappy with my friend, I still let it go by force!"
"The next day, my family brought people to rescue us. But since I came out of the mountain, just like my name, I have been making money anytime and anywhere. First, when I was bored, I spent 2 yuan With the money, I bought a lottery ticket and won 500 million, and then I couldn’t control it.”
"I deposited the money in the bank to buy funds, but the staff made a mistake and put all my money into a stock that was about to go bankrupt. At that time, the little girl at the counter was scared to tears."
"Before I had time to react, the company suddenly announced that it had received financing from foreign companies. Within ten minutes, the price increased to 155%, which directly made me a huge profit."
He said it casually, which made all the netizens in the live broadcast room sour.
[# Fall in love with the person who never goes home: I am worthy of being called the illegitimate son of the God of Wealth. He is getting rich at such a speed that even the reincarnation of the God of Wealth cannot match it, right? 】
[# Modern Slave: I don’t know if the God of Wealth can compare to him, but I can’t compare to someone with a hairy leg...]
[#我的家在 Northeast: Big brother, look at the cows flying in the sky! 】
[#看山杀马: If you are so good at blowing, tell me, what number will I choose for today’s racecourse? 】
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