Live fortune telling: too accurate a fortune teller becomes a public enemy in the mysterious world

He looked down and saw that his arm was covered in blood, and a piece of skin had been torn off by his father.

"Dad, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Chen looked at Dad Chen's red eyes and backed away in fright.

"Woo...Bah..."

Father Chen was lying on the ground with his body bent and staring at him, his teeth bared and his eyes fierce.

"Sister, Sister Zhong, come quickly! My dad is crazy!" Xiao Chen was so frightened that he dropped the bowl in his hand and ran out of the gate.

He was fast, but Father Chen was faster than him. He leaned forward and, like an arrow on the string, flew in front of him to block his way.

"Dad, what's wrong with you? Wake up!"

Xiao Chen shouted and ran around the table. He found that although Chen's father moved very quickly, his movements were not natural enough. He could only jump quickly in places without obstacles.

It was still a hide-and-seek game inside the house, and there was also a fierce fight outside the house.

Mimi and the old weasel were still fighting fiercely. A large piece of the fur on her body was shaved off by the weasel. Her entire body doubled in size due to the irritation, making her as powerful as a tiger.

After all, Old Weasel has been practicing in this world for many years and is more adaptable to the environment.

Although a leg bone was bitten and a section of his tail was broken, his body was more flexible.

Every time they fight, it will retreat immediately after succeeding in a blow, never willing to fight. Relying on his flexible body and mind, he can barely fight to a draw with Mimi.

It's rare to see a colored cat suffer, so Zhong Li smiled and said: "Mimi, it seems that you have been feeding dogs all your spiritual food these years, and you haven't made any progress at all!"

"Meow! Xiaolizi, don't forget, I am just the incarnation of a spiritual talisman, and my strength is less than one millionth of my real body. If you have the ability, bring my real body here, I guarantee a hair I can protect you."

Before it finished speaking, it turned over backwards and cursed from afar: "Hey, you stinky rat, you have been farting since the fight, and the whole yard has been stinked by you. Are you still done?" ?”

It's extremely depressed. It's not that it can't defeat the old stinky rat, it's just that this stinky rat is a king of farts. Not only its farts are extremely smelly, but it also comes with its own mythical weapon. It makes people feel dizzy and nauseous after smelling it.

"Hahahaha! What do you know? This scent is the life-saving weapon of my yellow weasel clan. If you suck it in, I will confiscate your money, which is very good, so you can enjoy it secretly!"

"Puff puff....."

The old weasel raised his paws to cover his mouth and snickered. He also turned around and pointed his butt in the direction of Mimi. He was a super stinky fart.

"Ah! Meow meow! You made this beast extremely angry, I must eat you!" Mimi went crazy, gathered her spiritual power on her four feet, jumped up, and slapped the old weasel away with one palm.

"Squeak!"

The weasel that was knocked away fell to the ground and rolled twice. His whole body rolled around, and then he was pinned down with his paw by Mimi who was chasing him and beat him wildly.

"Hmph, you do not know how to live or die, let's see if Uncle Meow doesn't trample you to death! Look at this mythical beast Meow Meow's Meteor Fist, ah ah hey..."

"Bang bang bang!..."

"Dead cat, get out of here!"

"Damn it, you stinky rat, why are you so stupid? Do you still have the qualities? Beat you to death! Ah!..."

Zhong Li looked at the two beasts with great interest. They gave up their spiritual power and fought each other with their bodies without speaking to stop them. On the contrary, it was meaningful, a glance at the dark mountains.

The mantis stalks the cicada, but the oriole follows? Haha, now we have to see who is the oriole!

"Bang! Help...sister! Sister, help!..."

Xiao Chen's cry for help came from the room, Zhong Li's expression changed, he turned around and walked back.

When he opened the door, he saw Father Chen holding Xiao Chen's neck and lifting him high.

Xiao Chen was holding his hand as if he was dying, his face turned red from holding back.

Zhong Li raised his hand and flew a magic talisman towards Chen's father. The talisman caught his body and knocked him away. Xiao Chen was also thrown to the ground.

"Ahem!....Sister Zhong, don't hurt my dad! He seems to be crazy! Ahem..."

Xiao Chen ignored his own pain and got up from the ground, wanting to see his father's injury, but Zhong Li grabbed him by the collar.

"Don't go there, your dad is possessed by a spirit, and the spirit is taking the lead now. He doesn't know you and will hurt you!"

"Then what should we do now? Sister, you must help me save him. I will work for you for free for ten years later! Please!"

"Ehehehe!... Want to save him? Have you asked grandma? Hahaha..." Outside the yard, there was a gust of wind, which made people unable to open their eyes.

Zhong Li waved his hand and threw out a wind-fixing charm to stop the wind outside the door. "It's true that the centipede is dead but not stiff!"

"Humph, you girl, you are so loud. It is already the end of the Dharma era. After the spiritual power is exhausted, Ziguan Mountain, the only place where our demon clan still retains some spiritual power can be cultivated. You are a first-level mortal, even if you are naturally intelligent, you have left What's the use of these talismans?"

A short white-haired old woman came out of the door, holding her breast in her hand and limping in.

"Xiao Lizi, someone plotted against me. Your soul summoning talisman was burned. I have to leave." Mimi waved her paw and turned into a wisp of fly ash, disappearing into the air.

Zhong Li frowned. He could instantly burn her soul-summoning talisman. This person was also very powerful.

"What do you want?" Zhong Li asked.

"Hmph, my grandson is a natural cultivation wizard. He is just greedy. His family is lucky to be able to eat a few of his chickens. How dare you kill him and want to skin and eat the meat? It is simply an unforgivable crime. . Don’t you humans have a saying, which is called murder for life? I want his whole family to be buried with my grandson!"

Zhong Li glanced at her and said calmly: "What if I don't agree?"

"If you don't agree, then it's up to you!"

"Jie Jie Jie... Kids, Xiao Qi has taken control of the hostage's body. Come out and say hello!"

The old weasel in human form laughed strangely, and a rustling sound came from outside the yard again. Xiao Chen turned around and saw densely packed snakes, insects, rats and ants crawling from all directions.

"Good kids, grandma is bringing you a big dinner today! The food is right there, please enjoy it! Hahaha!"

She took out a demon spirit pill from her arms and pointed at Zhong Li and Xiao Chen.

The demon spirit pill gave off a flickering light, and the snake heads all over the ground moved in unison and swam toward the two of them.

"Sister, I'm sorry, I didn't expect these things to be so powerful and capable of summoning so many snakes. I... I'm standing in front of you. You should leave quickly! You are so good to me, I can't drag you down!" Chen trembled with his legs, took two steps forward, and stood in front of Zhong Li.

Zhong Li smiled slightly and asked: "If I leave, how can you resist? Are you really ready to be eaten by a snake?"

"I...I, I use insecticide!"

He yelled, half-closed his eyes and rushed under the cabinet, took out two bottles of spray and sprayed it on the ground.

"Cough cough cough!..."

He was so nervous that he pulled out the lid and pressed it down. A stream of liquid sprayed all over his face. Zhong Li, who was standing behind him, waved his hand to disperse the liquid.

"Oh my God, pesticides are poisonous to humans, right? It's over, it's over, I didn't expect that I was wise enough not to be bitten to death by a snake, but I died of suicide! It's unreasonable! Ugh..."

"Idiot, you got air freshener!"