The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

Having just witnessed the wonders of magic again, Michelle was in awe, and the smiling Supreme Mage beside her seemed even more unfathomable. So she never expected Miss Watson to rush over with a knife in her hand, and she never expected her to run to the Ancient Mage, slide to her knees skillfully, and hug her legs: "Sister Yao, I was wrong..."

Zila——!

The arc-shaped portal swept past, taking away the three people beside the stairs.

Miss Watson reacted quickly, threw her saber and caught Michelle in mid-air. She then realized that the place was not that high, and there was still snow below. When she saw the herd of cows around her, she knew where the Ancient One had brought them.

Snow Mountain Hot Spring!

Great! Let’s go to the hot springs! Sister Yao is awesome!

The happy thoughts did not last long, as the Ancient One in the hot spring turned around with a half-smile on his face. Miss Watson's eyes widened, her whole body stiffened as if she had been electrocuted, and then she suddenly screamed, threw Michelle aside, covered her eyes and rolled on the ground: "Ahhhhh I don't want to see this ahh ...

The cattle were all frightened.

Michelle was even more confused. One second she was sitting on the steps of the martial arts arena, and the next second she was suddenly falling from the air. Before she could recover from her girlfriend's arms, she was thrown onto the snow again. Miss Watson was still acting crazy next to her.

"Where is this?"

She patted her girlfriend.

"Forget it, forget it! Forget it quickly!"

Miss Watson paid no attention to her. She was busy pounding her head on the ground, muttering in German: "Stinky old woman, stinky old woman, stinky old woman..."

Snapped!

Michelle slapped her directly on the butt.

"I don't know." Miss Watson turned over and sat up, and began to take off her clothes with a resentful look on her face. "I've only been to the secret base of Master Ancient One once. She probably doesn't bring people here often. After all, hot springs...what are you standing there for? Take off your clothes. Since you're here, it's a waste if you don't take a bath."

"Take off your clothes? What are you soaking in?" Michelle turned her head and saw the steaming hot spring pool. The Ancient One was already soaking in it, but with her appearance, it was not very pleasing to the eye. Of course, Michelle would never say such a thing, and Miss Watson's performance just now also gave her a new understanding of the relationship between her girlfriend and the Supreme Sorcerer.

Do you dare to make such a joke?

However, considering Miss Watson's usual style, this is consistent with her characteristics of being noisy and angry. She is like this to everyone. Only the Supreme Sorcerer has a better temper. But who knows, maybe he will be beaten later? Thinking of the scene of his girlfriend being beaten, Dr. Heinzwafen suddenly looked forward to it again.

Just then, a yak approached curiously.

"Oh? Hi~~~~~!"

Miss Watson was halfway through taking off her clothes when she ran forward excitedly: "You go to the hot spring first, Mimi! I want to play with Niu Niu!"

"Stay away, don't kill me." Michelle rolled her eyes and took the initiative to back away. She didn't think those yaks could pose any threat to her girlfriend, but she was afraid that they would collide with her and hurt her. Master Ancient One was not surprised at all, and made an inviting gesture towards them, then narrowed his eyes.

To be honest, even in her current state, she still looks a bit mysterious.

Michelle took off her clothes and stepped into the water. The slightly hot touch made the scars on her skin ache, but there was also a warm tingling sensation. Especially after her upper body was immersed in the water, the heat rushed straight to her neck, and goose bumps appeared all over her back. It was completely different from the experience of taking a bath in the bathtub before.

Looking around, the dark green grass was covered with snow, and beyond that, there were large and majestic snow-capped mountains. The steam in front of her eyes made the whole scene mysterious and brought a natural tranquility. Just by looking with her eyes open, Michelle no longer had the urge to swim, and she even wanted to close her eyes and take a nap.

It's a pity that someone is ruining the mood.

“Wuhu! Go, go, go!”

Miss Watson was riding a yak, holding up her coat and swinging it back and forth, but not long after, she suddenly let out a terrible scream: "What the hell is that on you!!! Why is there such a big bug?! Put me down, you dirty bull! Don't shake! Don't shake, climb onto my legs, NMD fuck fuck fuck fuck #￥@￥%￥%..."

"so......"

Dr. Heinzwafen ignored his girlfriend's chattering and decided to find a topic: "Did you really meet in 1944?"

"Yeah, he was still a little cutie back then."

The Ancient One laughed and glanced at Miss Watson, who was using her levitation cloak as a bullfight cloth, trying to attract the attention of the yak in front of her, as if nothing had happened. Ms. Yao turned her face back and continued, "Of course, he wasn't this crazy before."

"So Watson...what's the reason why he can't turn back into a man?"

"What if I say that this is something that is bound to happen in the future, and I just accelerated the process?" Master Ancient One raised his arm from the water, and faint black lines seemed to emerge on the back of his hand, but they disappeared in an instant: "The root of the problem lies with Watson himself."

"So there is something wrong with his body?"

Michella glanced at his girlfriend, who was already competing with Niu Niu: "You just said that this is bound to happen in the future, does that mean you know the reason?"

"I'm not a doctor, Michella, and I'm not proficient in biological sciences." Master Ancient One shook his head at her: "I made this judgment because... magic, you should understand it as magic, maybe this word is easier for you to understand. I'm afraid I have to ask you to come closer to me, otherwise it will be difficult for you to understand its meaning."

"Row."

Full of doubts, Michelle sat next to Master Ancient One.

Ms. Yao slapped her directly on the chest.

Dr. Heinzwafen shuddered and leaned back against the pool wall. His eyes were lifeless and he stopped moving, as if his soul had been pulled out of his body. Michela did not really lose consciousness, she was just frightened by the scene before her: two people appeared in the pool - one of them was herself.

The woman leaning against the pool wall is me.

So who am I?

Am I dead?

"Don't worry, you're still alive." A familiar voice came from the side. Michelle turned around belatedly and saw Master Ancient One appear behind her.

It was not until this moment that she realized that time around her seemed to have come to a standstill. The most powerful evidence was Miss Watson wrestling with a yak not far away. The movements of the two were frozen, like a sculpture. It was not until her eyes touched a snowflake that Michelle realized that time was not completely stopped, but slowed down many times. She could still see the snowflakes falling at an extremely slow rate.

"This is the astral dimension. It feels magical, right?" As soon as Master Ancient One finished speaking, the stagnant time resumed flowing and an "Aha!" came out of Miss Watson's mouth. She seemed to be unaware of what was happening here and was concentrating on competing with the yak.

"I'm really still alive?"

To Michelle, her current experience was much more interesting than Miss Watson's: "How did you do it? Is this...is this a soul? Does the soul really exist? I thought...I'm sorry, I think I still need some time to accept it."

"Just take it as it is."

Master Ancient One put his hands behind his back and looked at Miss Watson: "Not just humans, I can do this to most life forms, because they all have their own... characteristics and laws. I know what you want to ask, yes, Watson is a very rare exception."

After a pause, Master Ancient One smiled and raised a finger to his lips: "I attacked him by surprise when he wasn't paying attention. Don't tell him."

"Uh, sure."

This is definitely not what Michella cares about: "Are you saying Watson has no soul?"

"No, I mean, he can't stay awake in the astral dimension."

Ms. Yao turned her gaze back to Miss Watson. "I tried it again some time ago. Watson's body in reality went out of control and launched indiscriminate attacks on people around him. It took me a long time to subdue him, but he had already destroyed a mountain. Fortunately, the avalanche did not affect human settlements."

"...Why is this happening?" Michelle felt increasingly powerless. She felt like she was facing a completely unfamiliar field, not even understanding the basic principles. She could only plead and ask like an ignorant and helpless person: "Please tell me the reason."

"Do you really think Miss Watson is crazy?"

After hearing her words, Master Ancient One threw out a seemingly irrelevant question.

"I......"

Michelle was about to answer when Miss Watson, who had already defeated the yak, excitedly took off her clothes and ran over here: "Here I come, Mimi! Is the hot spring comfortable?"

"Let's go back."

Master Ancient One stretched out his hand and pulled, and Dr. Heinzwafen felt himself suddenly rushed forward, and when he came to his senses, he was lying in the hot spring pool.

"Pfft!"

Miss Watson happened to jump high, tumbling in the air in a standard diver's posture, and finally dived into the deepest area in the middle of the pool. Ten seconds later, her head popped up in front of Michelle: "Is the hot spring comfortable, Mimi? Why are you so close? What are you talking about? Did I miss something?"

"I would feel more comfortable if you shut up and be quiet." Michelle rolled her eyes.

"Oh." Miss Watson leaned back towards her and said nothing.

Michella turned her head and looked at her girlfriend's face quietly. The woman was still thinking about the question that Master Gu Yi had asked. It seemed that there was no other answer to this question. Wasn't Miss Watson a lunatic? Who would be like her?

While thinking about this, Michella didn't notice how long she had been staring at her girlfriend. When she blinked her slightly sore eyes, she found that there was no smile on Miss Watson's face anymore.