The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

"Oh, you're really here."

"Meow~~~~" The little black cat rubbed Watson's fingers, looking really cute.

It made some psychopath in Watson start to stir.

Not good.

Watson was pretty sure this had hardly ever happened to him before.

what's wrong with me?

The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. Watson decided to end his trip to Gotham early. Since Miss Watson was clamoring to come out, he might as well go to a safe place for her to go crazy. Soon, after checking his combat uniform, Watson removed the helmet communicator and used the ring to open the portal to Kamar-Taj.

"Watson? You're back so soon?" Hearing the familiar voice of Uncle Hamil, Watson waved his hand, asked about the conditions of the injured wizards, and immediately walked towards his room. Before he went out far, he heard someone behind him calling his name: "Hey! Did you go to the war?"

Turning back, the yellow-haired wizard Bei Wen was looking at him with shining eyes...

The gun on his body.

"It's not really a fight, it's just some exercise. Take it and play with it. I'll give it to you." Watson knew what the other party was thinking. The Glock pistol wasn't expensive anyway, and he would have to replace the barrel when he got home, so he might as well just buy a new one. "If anyone asks, just say you did it yourself. It's none of my business. Got it?"

"I understand, I understand! Hehe!" Bevin sneaked away with two pistols and magazines.

"You're the only one left now."

After entering the room and closing the door, Watson threw the little black cat onto the bed and began to take off his combat uniform. He moved his levitating cloak to the bedside, rolled it up with the corners, and had a lot of fun playing with the little cat. But soon, a naked female body pounced on him and pressed him down: "Little-cat~~~~~~!"

Plop! The bed, which had not been slept in for a long time, made a dull sound when it was hit. Miss Watson's face was full of excitement. She rolled back and forth with the little black cat in her hands, and her laughter gradually became perverted: "I have a cat! I have a cat, I have a cat! Hehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahaha——!"

Suck!

As she spoke, she stretched out a long tongue that reached down to her chest and licked the little black cat.

"Meow?"

"I'm thinking about where to keep you... Mimi's house definitely won't do. There are so many poison gas traps, a little troublemaker like you who likes to go around everywhere won't survive for half a day, and she doesn't like animals either." Miss Watson rolled over with her eyes staring stupidly. If you didn't look at her expression, her sexy body would look extremely attractive.

"Meow?"

"Silent Hill? No."

Miss Watson turned over and propped up her chin with one hand. The skin on her buttocks shone lightly in the sun, as soft and flawless as white jade. "The apartment in downtown Manhattan isn't very suitable. You need someone to take care of you. Let me think about it... It's better to keep you here. Wait, that stinky old lady..."

She closed her mouth and looked around cautiously: "What if she catches you to make soup?"

"......Meow?"

"Aa ...

Miss Watson continued to roll around on the bed.

Until someone knocked on the door.

"Who!"

Half a minute later, Miss Watson, who was wearing a busty camouflage uniform and a beret, opened the door angrily. Seeing the smiling bald woman in front of her, she instantly changed her expression at the speed of light, blinked her pink heart-shaped pupils and hugged her: "Oh, Sister Yao~ It's been so long, I missed you so much, Sister Yao, ah ah ah ah ah, why did you hit me again?"

"I heard you gave Bevin two pistols?"

"Who told you that? What gun? I never gave it to you. It's none of my business. Don't talk nonsense!" Miss Watson lied with her eyes open. Then she picked up the little black cat from the bed and tried to get away with it: "Look, look, I have a little cat here~~~~~~!"

"Oh? Let me see." Master Ancient One stretched out his hand, but Miss Watson took a half step back vigilantly: "I'm warning you, you are not allowed to use it to make soup! I'm just giving you the pistol! There will always be losses when using magic, right? Not everyone can be a One Punch Man like you. Staying alive is more important than anything else. Why do you care about two small pistols? I'm not giving him a grenade launcher..."

"I need you to stay for a few days as a sparring partner."

The Supreme Mage stopped chatting and stated his purpose: "The mages who have recovered recently need to hone their combat skills again, because they may soon face a new invasion of foreigners. Having you here can greatly improve efficiency, especially for those young mages."

"Ah——?" Miss Watson's face fell. "Practice is so tiring. Can I not do it?"

"No."

Master Ancient One was still smiling.

You stinky old woman! Sooner or later I'm going to give you a spanking!

Thinking of this, Miss Watson couldn't help but want to die.

"How about you give me some compensation?"

Her face changed again, changing into a silly expression: "No need for anything else, just accompany me to soak in the hot spring. Of course, I don't want you to be like this now. What's so good about wearing the appearance of an old woman every day? Isn't it good to be a young Sister Yao? I know you can change back on your own, right?"

The smile on Master Ancient One's face gradually disappeared.

"Tsk! Then don't you dare touch my little cat!" Miss Watson ran away after doing what she wanted. She angrily picked up the saber given by Master Hamil and strode towards the martial arts field.

This wait lasted from morning to evening.

Miss Watson ended the last battle by swinging her nunchakus.

Her camouflage uniform was a little tattered, all the damage from the battle with the mages today, even her beret was torn in two pieces, she looked very embarrassed. Knowing that she was tough, Ms. Yao did not prohibit everyone from using space spells and other means this time, so most people who had experienced Miss Watson's melee ability started with the mirror space as their first move.

However, compared to the situation in the movie "Doctor Strange" where the whole street is surging at any time, most Kamar-Taj mages have limited attainments in spatial spells, and at best can only cover a range of more than ten meters around the body. It is not impossible to expand it further, but the stability and continuity of the spell will easily cause problems, not to mention that they have to distract themselves from using other spells to deal with the battle.

This is why Kamar-Taj mages always like to work in teams, allowing members who release the mirror space to concentrate. Only those who have practiced hard for many years or have extraordinary talents can operate in multiple aspects at the same time.

There were dozens of people sitting or lying in front of me, most of them had bruised faces and noses.

All I can say is that the mirror space is like a very difficult gameplay in the game. If you play it well, the upper limit is very high, but if you play it badly, the lower limit is also very low.

In this regard, Miss Watson was deeply tortured by Ms. Yao.

The mirror space of the Sorcerer Supreme is not only huge in scope, but also ever-changing - this is a literal description. For example, when you step on a wall, the wall will suddenly collapse inward and trap your foot. Then, steel beams, stone pillars and the like will sweep over and knock people away. If it weren't for the spider sense, Miss Watson might not be able to hold on for a few rounds.

This woman has many more extreme methods.

In contrast, when fighting against these mages one on one, Miss Watson was really a master against a rookie, and she could kill anyone who came. Of course, if there were more than a dozen opponents at once, it would still be very troublesome, for example, their spell chains were almost free, and if one was broken, another would be added immediately, which was very annoying.

Otherwise, why do you say it's tiring?

But she didn't expect that something even more tiring was yet to come.

......

An hour later, New York Temple.

Miss Watson held the little black cat in her arms and looked at the little baby girl Angela in front of her with a numb face. There was a busy and noisy sound outside the door.

"...kitten?"

She held up the little black kitten for Angela to see.

"Wooooooaaaaaaaa!" the little baby girl burst into tears.

"Woooaaaaaaaaa!" Miss Watson started to cry, "It's just two guns! What did I do wrong? Why are you torturing me like this? Don't you think I'm tired enough? I died suddenly from overwork in my previous life, but you're never as cruel as me! Do you have any problem with me?"

The levitating cloak stood in the middle, not knowing who to comfort, but luckily Master Wang walked in quickly: "Hurry up Watson! We're about to... What are you doing?"

"What the hell?"

Miss Watson stopped crying and turned her head expressionlessly.

Angela stopped crying and turned her head, imitating her. The little black cat also reacted in the same way. The two of them looked very cute with their silly looks.

"That's the intruder! Can't you..." Fatty Wang wanted to say something, but the figure of Ancient One appeared behind him: "I'm sorry, Wang, Watson can't be dispatched for the time being. Go help Hamil first. He's already in a very tense situation."

"Supreme."

In front of Ms. Yao, Master Wang was always solemn. He bowed and left the room.

"......Little kitten?" Miss Watson still had a numb expression on her face. She held up the little black cat to Master Ancient One. This time the woman took it, held it in her hand and rubbed it skillfully a few times, and the little animal began to purr comfortably.

"ah!"

Seeing this, Angela tried to interrupt.

Both ignored her.

"I've thought about it. Do you really want to take a hot spring bath with me?" Master Ancient One said, and his whole face suddenly changed. Within just a few seconds, the facial wrinkles and slightly sagging muscles and skin all regained vitality, finally revealing a pretty face.

Especially her black lips, which make her look even more charming in contrast.

"Really?" Miss Watson smiled happily, sat over and hugged her arm and rubbed it: "Sister Yao, you are the best! When should we go to have a bath? How about now? Considering that I have worked hard for you for a few days..."

"It's only the first day, Miss Watson."

Master Ancient One still had a smile on his face, but his voice had changed.

"...You never called me that before." Miss Watson felt something was wrong: "Do you have any other conspiracy?"

"No." The woman still smiled. After she finished speaking, she stood up and rarely approached the little girl Angela to tease her: "You always said that you don't believe in fate, remember? But there are too many destined people in this world, Watson, and I don't just mean the future Strange."

As he spoke, Master Ancient One looked back.

Miss Watson was half lying on the sofa, looking at her stupidly.

Angela found her look very funny and giggled. The woman turned her attention back to the baby girl. "In fact, if you had a chance to see the dimension yourself, you probably wouldn't be in the mood to continue to be as leisurely as you are now... Well, I just think that this burden is not fair to you, just like it was to me back then."

She looked back again: "But many times, we don't have so many choices."

Miss Watson was lying on the sofa with her eyes closed and her beautiful face turned to one side. She was no longer making any sound.

The room fell into silence for a moment.

Putting the little black cat aside gently, Master Ancient One walked over slowly and picked up Miss Watson by the waist. The latter did not react at all, her head drooped naturally, and the woman looked at her face, her eyes filled with inexplicable meaning.

After a moment, a portal disappeared into the room.

“…Wow!”

Angela's eyes widened in surprise and she waved her arms towards where the sparks disappeared.