The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

April 4, Dongguo.

“This is the Hong Kong Temple?”

Watson stood in front of the portal and looked at the ceiling: "There seems to be no difference."

"You will notice the difference when you step out of the temple gate...even though I haven't been here very often." Beiwen, the yellow-haired mage, put his hands in his pockets and looked carefree: "These two days have been really tiring. , I just hope that I can have fun these days. Damn it, Wade said he wanted to treat him, but he’s not here yet. Let’s go and sit next to him, and I’ll give him a call later.”

"up to you."

Feeling the gazes from all around, Watson touched his hood, walked to the tea table, sat down, and lay down comfortably on the soft sofa. Time flows very slowly in the hell dimension. After confirming that he had only been away from the earth for three days, Watson called Michela on a satellite phone to report that he was safe, and then decided to spend one day traveling to Hong Kong Island.

Look at your own motherland in a different world.

Compared with the other two places, the mages of the Hong Kong Temple have all been registered with the official institutions of the Eastern Kingdom and will not easily allow "foreign" mages to come and go at will. Even "outsiders" who often come to the Hong Kong Temple to do business, without exception, leave behind their basic identity information. Two guys like Watson and Bevan who plan to go wandering on the streets of Hong Kong must apply for temporary documents. ——This is because Kama Taj has established a long-lasting and good cooperative relationship with Dongguo, otherwise they would not even be able to get out of the temple gate.

Prior to this, the Supreme Master had not disclosed much information about the Hong Kong Temple to Watson. After learning about this incident, Watson immediately realized that the place he was going to would probably be different from the movie version.

"Watson, what have you been busy with these days?"

Bevin made tea skillfully and filled a small cup for himself and Watson: "We haven't had the opportunity to meet each other in the past six months. To be honest, Kamal Taj is really boring without you."

"Is that radio still hidden?"

"Of course I'm hiding it! I still remember the channels I tuned in before, hehe."

"Then you have to be careful. Mordo and Casillas have returned to stay, as well as Uncle Hamill. These people don't like to make noise." Watson drank the hot oolong tea in one gulp. He knew that Kama Taj will gradually accept modern technology in the future, just like when Doctor Strange Stephen Strange first came to study, Mordo laughed at him for mistaking the Wifi password note for a magic spell.

"So, um... they said that you are 70 years old. Is this true?" Master Bevin considered the words, his expression a little cautious: "A few old masters said that you appeared in Kaguya in 1944. Ma Taiji, but no one knows where you come from, and the Supreme Mage has never revealed it."

"Well... Kama Taj has many secrets, and I am one of them."

Watson raised an eyebrow: "You'd better not ask."

"Ah, you are here."

At this moment, Master Wade strode in from the side door, followed by a young woman. Watson immediately noticed the woman's hairstyle. The lower part of her hair was combed into a whole braid and lying on the left side of her chest, like It is the favorite home style of mature women in Japanese anime. Of course, this kind of character is usually inevitably "ravaged", and if it is an adult theme, it will be even worse. Therefore, it is talked about by the majority of animation fans.

So madam, your hairstyle is very dangerous.

"I almost thought you two had sneaked out, but you were hiding here to drink tea." Wei Di pulled out a small sofa and squatted on his knees until he remembered that there was someone behind him, so he straightened up awkwardly: "Oh, I'm sorry. , let me introduce, this is my mentor, Tina Minoru, the guardian of the Hong Kong Temple.”

"Hello."

Watson and Bevin stood up and shook hands with the guardian Tina, but compared to the uncles from the other two temples, the young guardian in front of them had no airs: "No need to use honorifics, I have only accepted it in the past few years. There is still a lot to learn, and we can talk about our experiences when we have the opportunity in the future. You are Watson, right? Weidi is right, you are indeed... beautiful."

After saying that, she turned to Wei Di and whispered: "She's so beautiful (Cantonese: she's so beautiful)."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Watson almost lost his expression. Strictly speaking, there are Cantonese lines in the movie "Doctor Strange 2", but they are fleeting and not very noticeable. But hearing it face to face was completely different. The accent and intonation were exactly the same as those I heard in my previous life, and a familiar feeling immediately emerged from my mind. He also quickly recalled the appearance of Master Tina Minoru in the movie. This guardian had very few scenes, and his status was not even mentioned in the movie.

"Sorry, this is our local language."

Guardian Tina nodded apologetically: "Many Dongguo people don't actually speak Mandarin very well."

"Weidi told me about this, but it's hard for me to imagine that scene." Due to his previous job, Watson habitually pretended not to understand Cantonese, and showed a curious expression at the right time: "Mandarin is enough. It’s difficult to learn, but he told me that the residents of Hong Kong Island usually speak another language. Will the same happen when we go to the streets?”

"Don't worry, everyone can understand it. This is a temporary certificate for the two of you. It is limited to Hong Kong Island and is valid for 30 days. Wei Di will be your tour guide. I hope you have a good time." Master Tina said Taking out two wallet-like pocket document bags, the temple guardian was not leisurely. After giving instructions on what to pay attention to, she quickly stood up and left. Master Wade, who was in a hurry to eat dinner, immediately stood up and called Watson to the door.

The heavy double doors were pushed open.

It’s full of people.

Dense residential buildings make the streets very crowded, but they also give the large neon lights a unique aesthetic. It was the evening market at this moment, and the smoke from cooking at the roadside stalls filled the air, and it was hit by a succession of scooters. Many people were just walking in the middle of the road. The whole picture was a bit messy, but it was full of a strong atmosphere of life. Especially those light signs with Chinese characters, colorful and slightly old, reflecting the smiling faces, are as beautiful as the pictures in memory.

Watson stood there, speechless.

When the familiar smell of oil smoke penetrated into my nose, stirring up the heat in my chest, it quickly rose to my eyes, but I felt helpless but couldn't find an outlet. He could only twitch the corners of his mouth repeatedly and narrow his eyes slightly. Even the floating cloak disguised as a coat was clearly noticed, gently wrapping the master's body.

"Hey! Follow up!"

Wade and Bevin had already walked to the front and waved to Watson.

I should really buy a camera.

After taking a few deep breaths, Watson quickly followed. Both Bevin and Wade had already changed into regular clothes in advance, but the former's flowing yellow hair was really eye-catching, and coupled with his Eastern European face, he quickly attracted attention. Before Watson even approached, a curious passerby came up to talk to Bevin. At this moment, Wade, a local, came into play and directly took over the conversation.

But when Watson showed up, the situation got a little out of control.

The scene was silent for a few seconds, and then everyone focused on the beautiful boy wearing a hood. Along with a series of exclamations, even passers-by seven or eight meters away cast their eyes. Watson then remembered the Dongguo people's talent for watching the excitement, and quickly patted Wade: "Hey, clear the way!"

"I'm sorry! Rang, don't stop me!"

Wade didn't panic at all, raising his hands like a celebrity manager and shouting: "Give me a break, don't be stuck here!"

You might as well not shout!

"Wow, he can speak Chinese! Hi! Handsome guy! Where are you from?" Two girls in school uniforms came over excitedly, leaving their only male companion behind. The boy with the schoolbag on his back was stunned for a moment, let out a long sigh, and trotted to catch up. Watson now regrets that he was not prepared enough and did not wrap a scarf around his face. When he noticed the amused looks in Wade and Bevin's eyes, he could only roll his eyes and said: "...Germany."

"Germany? I don't know much about Germany. It's Hitler's Germany..." The girl who spoke has long black hair, with bangs and the sides of her face neatly trimmed, and the back end naturally hangs down to her waist. It's super classic. Black long straight shape. She realized something was wrong just as she spoke, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said this. Well, you are really good-looking. Can we take a photo together?"

"Yes, yes, yes, is this your first time coming to Hong Kong Island? Are you shopping? If you don't mind, we can be your tour guide. We are very familiar with this place!" Another girl who spoke had wavy short hair, and then As he spoke, he took out a flip phone from his coat: "Oh, my name is Lin Youxi. This is my younger brother. What's your name, handsome guy? Do you have a QQ number?"

"Sister, foreigners don't use QQ..."

The little brother with eyes added weakly at the back, and then was choked by his sister's arms at the speed of light. Watson glanced at the screen of the mushroom-headed girl's mobile phone. There were familiar icons, familiar lists, and familiar avatar frames. The closing chat interface has not completely disappeared. Judging from the bubbles, the girl has obviously started sharing news with her good sisters.

Demon King Xi?

...what the hell nickname?

"Sorry, I just came here temporarily to do something. I won't be in Hong Kong tomorrow. Let's talk about it next time we meet." After glancing at the snickering duo of evil mages, Watson shook his head and refused. The two girls looked disappointed, especially Lin Youxi, who lowered his head and muttered in Cantonese: "Huh? That's it...it's a pity not to wear women's clothes when you are so beautiful..."

"Sister, your whole life has been ruined by men and women."

"Shut up! You're the only one who talks too much!"

The fight between several students behind him continued. Watson had already passed the wizard duo and walked to the front. But as soon as he reached the third intersection, a voice came in from the side: "Hey! Sir, excuse me, you Are you interested in acting in a movie? I have been paying attention to you for a long time, and your image is really good!"

Damn it, why are there talent scouts everywhere? !

I just want to eat a plate of rice!

......

Four hours later.

"...Then he asked, beauty, is there anything else you want to eat?" Bevin and Wade, who were drunk, followed Watson, walking unsteadily, holding two bottles of Qingdao in their hands. beer. Master Huangmao raised his eyebrows and began to imitate the tone of Watson's words at that time: "You guys, dish-top rice, here, and here, come here and pack them all for me."

"Then the boss squinted his eyes, I thought you were a girl, but it turns out you are a boy (Cantonese: I thought you were a girl, but you are a boy)!" Wei Di said. The restaurant owner showed a stunned expression, and then he couldn't help grinning. He and Bevin clapped their hands in the alley and laughed loudly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"

Two fools.

Drinking is indeed a good way to promote men's friendship. Watson didn't care and stepped forward to open the door of the Hong Kong Temple. As soon as the door opened, the two guys behind closed their mouths, threw away the bottles and walked in honestly. Of course, if there is no urgent matter, no noise is allowed in the hall. Today's dinner was very enjoyable. The mage duo said good night to Watson and walked to the room with a low laugh.

Watson was also assigned a room here.

But he didn't need to sleep, so he simply carried the takeout bag all the way to the roof, moved a table and chairs, and set out a beer and seven or eight dishes of rice. When he opened the lid, he was greeted by the familiar smell of food. This was what Watson ate most in the two years before his sudden death. It was not because it was delicious, but because it was large and filling, and the price was indeed not expensive. I have to spread out napkins in a small room, and I have to worry about the bowl of soup every time. The lid is tight and difficult to remove. Occasionally, if it accidentally drips into the keyboard, I have to hold a cotton swab and struggle for a long time. He spent countless nights alone in front of the computer, and was so tired that he was no longer in the mood to play games.

When my parents call me, they will only say that I am okay, okay, and living well. In fact, I can't even pay the rent, and I often have to live on the pocket money given by my parents. Sometimes I really felt that my future was hopeless, and I cried secretly a few times, even daring not to speak out to let the next door hear me. After crying, calm down your emotions and take the time to watch funny videos; or put on headphones and listen to music, turn up the volume two notches and forget about everything else, so that you can be in a decent mood when you close your eyes at night.

Just wasting away, wasting my life.

As for now, sometimes it still feels like a dream.

The neon lights on the street went out one after another. Watson thought of the three laughing and playing students, and felt a little envious in his heart. When I was in school, I learned how to entertain myself early on. I never expected to find comfort in others. I walked all the way to the dark side of loneliness and silence, and in the end I didn't achieve anything famous.

After coming to this world, I actually had this plan at the beginning.

I can only say that Miss Butterfly Knife is really brave.

And he has never missed his girlfriend's hot body so much at this moment.