The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

"......when did you come?"

"While you are crying and wiping the baby's butt." Master Gu Yi clasped his hands behind his back with an elegant and decent smile on his face. Upon hearing this, Miss Watson pursed her lips tightly, and then twisted them into a wavy shape that was completely impossible for normal humans. The woman looked amused and walked up slowly: "This cloak is very fancy and has a weird temper. Moreover, it has not chosen a user for a long time. It is not easy to get its approval..."

"Or something simpler."

Miss Watson took up the words of the Supreme Mage: "Isn't it like this in many bullshit stories? The protagonist has obviously done nothing, but suddenly he has been recognized by various artifacts, and others can't take them away even if they want to, just because of that guy It's the protagonist, like Stephen Strange...Okay, okay, actually I thought so, but now it seems that I don't have such luck."

clang!

She knocked lightly on the glass cabinet, and when she saw that there was still no response from the magic cloak, she ignored it and turned to face the woman, waiting for the other party's next words. Although she was calm on the surface, Miss Watson was actually quite unsure: Could it be that I had been discovered secretly sending Playboy magazine to a certain mage?

"Doomsday ran away."

The Supreme Mage doesn't talk nonsense and gets straight to the point.

"what?"

After being stunned for a moment, Miss Watson recalled the terrifying monster from the DC world: "Isn't it already exiled to a deserted planet? How did it escape?"

"Exploration spaceship." Master Gu Yi clasped his hands behind his back and walked up to admire the patterns on the levitating cloak. His expression was completely calm: "Although he is a member of the outsiders, every life has its own trajectory. As long as it does not If we invade the earth again, it has nothing to do with us, Kama Taj. And...not just humans, the exploration and expansion of any civilization is inherently accompanied by benefits and risks, isn't it?"

"Are you sure?" After silently mourning for that unfortunate alien civilization for half a second, Miss Watson still raised concerns: "I told you, Doomsday can be resurrected every time he is killed, and it will change again. It is getting stronger and stronger, and if one day it finds a way and comes here again, it will probably no longer be at the same level of combat effectiveness as before."

"It doesn't matter, you have to have confidence in alien civilization."

Master Gu Yi's expression remained calm.

The exhibition room fell into silence.

The floating cloak seemed to feel the change in the atmosphere. The two collars were twisting, and the middle part seemed to be supported by two invisible arms, pinching the left and right parts together. Although he couldn't speak, he could tell from his movements that "watching a show" was written all over his face. Miss Watson was not in the mood to pay attention to this. She stared at the face of the Supreme Mage and asked hesitantly: "You mean... you throw away the earth's troubles and leave them to alien civilizations to solve? Is it me?" Did you understand it wrong, or is this what you meant?"

"Is there anything wrong?" The Supreme Mage still had the same expression on his face: "In the final analysis, the 'outsider' does not belong to any part of this world. If this is the case, why can't it fall into other people's homes?"

"But... you..."

Miss Watson's eyes widened and her wavy lips completely returned to their original shape: "...You don't do this often, do you?"

"Of course not, but you have to understand that the use of any power has its own price. For magic, you need to be cautious. So when necessary, this method can help us solve the problem very well. I have always emphasized, The most powerful strength of a mystic is not how many skills he has mastered, but his experience and wisdom. We will not foolishly fight every intruder to the end. We must consider the results and costs. Even if it is revenge, we can talk about it later. .”

"Hey, hey, did you hear that?"

In front of the Ancient Master, Miss Watson knocked on the glass cabinet with her elbow and shouted a string of Chinese and English mixed words to the floating cloak inside: "She just admitted it, right? Jesus Christ (Jesus is above), she You actually admitted it! You were clearly trying to cause trouble for someone else’s family, but it’s so natural to say such a thing!”

The cloak imitated the movement of folding the arms and moved the collar up and down.

"You know what? I used to think you were so serious."

Generally speaking, Miss Watson also looked at the target when she was angry. But now it was a rare opportunity to catch a chance, and the target was the supreme mage. She really couldn't resist the excitement of repeatedly jumping on the edge of being beaten. Besides, it’s not like I’ve never been beaten by this woman before, so what’s the difference? Thinking of this, Miss Watson continued confidently and boldly: "You wouldn't let me organize a disco-jumping contest, you wouldn't let me organize a singing event, and you wouldn't even let me go out to catch a snowman to eat you. I didn't expect you to do it." You did such a dishonorable thing! I was so wrong, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh out out from me!!!!!”

As soon as Master Gu Yi moved, she immediately held her head in her hands and squatted on the ground to increase her defense.

Already skilled.

After waiting for a while, but no movement was seen, Miss Watson slid her hands from her head, pulled her left and right cheeks, and opened some eye slits. Master Gu Yi had already raised his foot downstairs. His back and posture were really magnificent and magnanimous. Then there was a flash of sparks and he disappeared again. After a few seconds, Miss Watson's expression returned to calmness, her whole demeanor suddenly changed, and her nervousness completely disappeared. She put one arm on the glass display case, held up her helmet with the other hand, and cast a look at the levitating cloak: "Look, what is the Supreme Mage?"

Tactical fallback.

Boom!

The unbalanced Miss Watson fell to the ground, smiled stupidly for a while, and then grabbed the edge of the table and climbed up: "Oh, since I wiped that smelly baby's butt, I feel like I have become stupid."

The next second, the smile disappeared from this beautiful face.

She found herself pulling open the cabinet door.

The levitating cloak pokes out of the gap like an octopus.

"Stop, stop, stop!!!! If you run away, I won't get my ass spanked by Aunt Saitama!"

Miss Watson held the door tightly, but the cloak slipped through the gap and began to rise toward the ceiling. There was no time to complain about the broken cabinet. She saw the opportunity and jumped into the cloak. Then she was carried up into the air by the other party. With her entire head wrapped, Miss Watson couldn't see what was going on outside at all. She was only thankful that she didn't hear any breaking glass or feel any strong shaking, which meant that the levitating cloak hadn't damaged anything yet. .....

Wow!

Fearing what might happen, with a crisp sound, the cold wind immediately touched the body through the cloth. However, Miss Watson soon realized that there was a high probability that she would be pulled out of the house by the cloak. Now she no longer had any scruples. A black light spike protruded from the base of the knuckles of the combat uniform and pressed against it hard: "Hurry up. Stop! Otherwise I will stab you!"

This time, the levitating cloak finally stopped shaking.

The feeling of weightlessness dragged her body to the ground. Miss Watson took off the restraints on her head, but continued to hold on to the corner of her cloak. Now that she was taken to the roof of the New York Temple, she looked around and immediately spotted an unexpected figure: Master Gu Yi who was supposed to have left was sitting by the door, with bagged skewers on the small table. And a few cans of beer. Seeing the look in Miss Watson's eyes, the woman bit into a piece of barbecue and raised her chin towards her: "Relax, it just wants to play with you and won't run away. After all, it hasn't been out for too long. So, you have to Don’t you want something to eat?”

After hearing this, Miss Watson was silent and looked at the levitating cloak.

The horns of the cloak were raised in surrender.

So she turned her gaze back, let go of her cloak, and slowly approached step by step, but her eyes were always fixed on the Supreme Mage. When she sat down on the cold bench, Miss Watson became a sculpture, staring at the woman in front of her. As expected, the floating cloak stopped running around, and Gu Yi remained calm. After eating the skewers of barbecue, he poured two more sips of beer into his mouth, with a smile of satisfaction and enjoyment on his face: "This is not far from Chinatown, that peaceful place The food in the restaurant is really good.”

"...Are you really not a Skrull in disguise?"

The expressionless Miss Watson raised her right hand, but the black light spike did not retract at all: "Want me to draw some blood for you to eat?"

"Your idea is good, you can try it."

"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it."

Miss Watson retracted the spikes. There were indeed many things that shocked her nerves today, and this was no longer a big scene. Moreover, the Sorcerer Supreme eating barbecue was actually filmed by Marvel in "Avengers 4: Endgame", although it was actually a discarded shot. In the officially released movie version, "Ancient Master Eating Barbecue" was changed to "Encountering Alien Soldiers", which is more in line with her usual serious style. Fortunately, after the popularity of the movie exploded, this discarded footage leaked out along with the behind-the-scenes clips. Otherwise, fans may not know that Marvel actually came up with such a sexy operation with a slap on the forehead.

Unexpectedly, it has come true now.

Chi!

The can was pushed open and made a sound. The floating cloak next to him suddenly moved. He put the corners into the bag and rolled out a few skewers. He placed them steadily in front of Miss Watson. Then he rubbed the corners on both sides diligently and swung his body from side to side. This made Miss Watson a little surprised. She looked at the levitating cloak and cast a puzzled look at the Ancient One mage: "What is it doing?"

"Obviously, it likes you."

"But didn't it still ignore me completely before?"

"Perhaps it was your impromptu performance that impressed it?" The bald woman spoke while chewing the barbecue, but the whole action did not seem to lose her grace at all: "These are things that have lived for hundreds of years, who hasn't ordered them yet?" How about a good quirk?"

"Even if this is the case, what about Stephen?" Although Miss Watson is happy that she has been recognized, this may also mean that the future new Supreme Mage and "Doctor Strange" Stephen Strange has lost key equipment. If the other party is killed because of this, you can't let me be the supreme mage, right? I know shit about magic?

"As I said before, this cloak is very fancy."

The Ancient One Mage may have not encountered an invasion incident recently, so he had a good rest and was very interested in talking: "Don't look at it's enthusiasm for you now, maybe when Stephen Strange comes, it will fall in love with you." Woolen cloth."