Metaphysics crazily criticizes big boss, shocking the country by marrying a vegetative person

"Your marital palace is sunken, your eyebrows are scattered, and you have a bad temper. You divorced last year because you got angry and beat your wife."

"You were promoted just last month. The new officer has three things to do when he takes office. With your temper, you will inevitably offend people." Nan Yiran said calmly.

I was stunned for a moment, and then defended myself:

"Master Ran Shen, you really can't blame me for the divorce. I just went out to socialize and drank too much, so I came home late. My wife kept nagging me in my ear. I told her to shut up, but she didn't listen, so I gave her a gentle beating. I didn't expect her to divorce me."

"A gentle spanking? My left hand is fractured. Is this a gentle spanking?" Nan Yiran's eyes turned cold.

My desire to become a god was directly exposed by Nan Yiran. I instantly lost the confidence I had just now, lowered my head and murmured softly:

"Then I'm going to apologize to her later. How can a couple not have some conflicts? Women are just pretentious."

[Here I go, you beat your wife when you're drunk and you say it so confidently, you deserve to be bitten. 】

[I no longer sympathize with him immediately, so why don’t I bite him harder and just bite him to death? 】

[Do you think this is revenge from his ex-wife? 】

[He deserves revenge. 】

[If my man dares to lay a finger on me, I will beat him until his teeth are all over the floor. 】

[There are only zero and countless domestic violence cases. 】

[Wife-beaters are all scumbags. 】

[God Ran, don’t help such a scumbag. 】

[Yes, Ran Shen, don’t help him. 】

The screen in the live broadcast room flashed, asking Nan Yiran not to help this domestic violence man.

I was so anxious that I wanted to become a god: "No, no, no, God Ran, you must save me. I will change. I swear I will change this bad temper."

I was really scared to become a god. I thought about being bitten by that unknown thing every night, and being bitten with blood every day. How could he dare to be so harsh?

If God Ran really doesn't help him, if this continues, he will really be bitten to death.

"Think carefully about who you have offended at work recently."

I want to become a god, my face is a little embarrassed, and my voice is a little lower:

"This...last week I asked people in the department to work until ten o'clock every day before getting off work. There is no...no overtime pay."

"If I want to offend people, I've probably offended all my colleagues in the department based on this. But I'm not thinking about everyone and improving the company's performance so that I can get more bonuses."

I want to become a god to defend myself.

[Wow, you still know that you will offend people like this. 】

[Zhou Papi in the new era. 】

[No wonder foreign capitalists say that these company bosses should treat their employees better. 】

[This is inappropriate and illegal, and you will be punished immediately. 】

[If I were his subordinate, I would bite him too. 】

"Send me photos of your colleagues in the department."

Although I Want to Become a God is a selfish person and has a bad temper, these are not the reasons why he must die.

"Yes, yes, I'll send it right away."

A group photo of colleagues in the department was sent.

"Second row, third from left." Nan Yiran clicked on the photo on her phone.

"Ah, this is Zhao Yin. By the way, I asked him to print a document a few days ago. There were three wrong punctuation marks in it. I scolded him and deducted his bonus for the month."

"But Zhao Yin is the most introverted and honest person in our department. He is also timid. To put it harshly, anyone can bully him."

"How dare he do such a thing? The one who bit me looked like a child. It couldn't be him. He was 175cm tall."

I can't believe it when I want to become a god.

"With flaring cheekbones, short eyebrows and no tail, such a person is very vindictive, and his whole body exudes a sinister aura. The one who bites you is not him, but the kid he raised."

[Are you the kid from my card country? 】

[Last year I went to China to swipe my card, and a tour guide asked me in a low voice if I wanted to raise a Gumantong. I refused. 】

"Send me your address and I'll be at your house tonight."

"Okay, okay, God Ran, this kid won't come to see me during the day. I took leave today and didn't go to the company. I'm at a friend's house now."

My Yucheng Shen was bitten three times and his whole body was covered in wounds. After experiencing such a weird thing, he didn't dare to be alone anymore.

"No, the little devil is afraid of the sun and dare not go out during the day. But as long as the master gives the order, it will bite you to death."

"That's it for today."

Before I could say anything more, Nan Yiran turned off the live broadcast.

Fu Lu came over carrying a drink bottle, his tone a little aggrieved:

"Sister-in-law, that little devil in your bottle is scolding me."

Nan Yiran looked at Fu Lu with a hint of surprise in his eyes.

Fu Lu could actually hear Huang Xinya talking. It was impossible for ordinary people to communicate with these spirits without opening their eyes.

It seems that Fu Lu's talent in metaphysics... seems to be pretty good.

"If you can't quarrel with a 4-year-old child, who's to blame?"

Fu Lu:......

Sister-in-law, that is not a 4-year-old child, that is a kid who has been a kid for more than ten years.

Haven't you ever heard that a kid is difficult to deal with?

"Don't be stunned. Close the curtains so that no sunlight can shine through. Light a candle and you can go out."

"Sister-in-law, do you want to sleep?"

Close the curtains in broad daylight to block light and help you sleep better.

"I'm going to send her to the underworld."

what? !

You can even send little ghosts to the underworld in broad daylight!

Where did my sister-in-law come from? !

It doesn't matter who she is, as long as she is my sister-in-law.

The Fu family has found a treasure!

After the initial shock, Fu Lu was more concerned about another thing.

After closing the curtains, I thought about it again and again, but couldn't help but say:

"Sister-in-law, um, can I not go out?"

"Want to see?"

"Yeah." Fu Lu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"It's not impossible. I can open your eyes. Just don't regret it."

Since Fu Lu has talent in this area, Nan Yiran doesn't mind taking him on this path.

As for how far Fu Lu can go in the end, it depends on his own destiny.

At this time, Nan Yiran still didn't know what trouble today's decision would bring to him.

"I won't regret it!"

In order to express his determination, Fu Lu made an oath with three fingers in the sky.

Nan Yiran held the sword secret with his hand and tapped Fu Lu's forehead.

Fu Lu felt a chill enter his forehead and closed his eyes involuntarily.

When he opened his eyes, he felt that his eyes seemed a little different, but he couldn't tell what was different.

Turned his head and looked at the drink bottle.

In the bottle that was empty just now, there is now a little person, who looks like a child.

It was Huang Yaxin who just heard the curse but not her true body.

Seeing that Fu Lu could see her, Huang Yaxin jumped to her feet and cursed:

"Look again, be careful I pick out your eyeballs, you coward."

Then he gave Fu Lu a middle finger.

Fu Lu was so angry that he grabbed the bottle and shook it.

"Coward, if you have the ability, let me out for a duel."

Being provoked by a 4-year-old child, oh, no, a kid, Fu Lu felt his head heat up, tore off the talisman sealing the mouth of the bottle, and turned the bottle over.

I saw a black gas coming out of the bottle.

The next second, Huang Xinya stood in front of Fu Lu with her back turned.

Seeing Huang Xinya wearing a pink skirt, she was cute and the height of a child, Fu Lu instantly felt that this kid had nothing to be afraid of.

He stepped forward and said provocatively: "Kid, why don't you dare to turn around? You were so fierce just now, why are you so cowardly now?"

"Who are you talking about?"

Huang Xinya gritted her teeth and said every word, then slowly turned around.

Then...

ah------! ! ! ! ! ! !

Fu Lu's scream almost lifted the roof.

Nan Yiran raised her hands and blocked her ears.