Metaphysics crazily criticizes big boss, shocking the country by marrying a vegetative person

"Fu Lu, Xiaoran is beautiful, but don't forget that she is your sister-in-law. Our Fu family will never allow anything that violates ethics. Don't blame me for expelling you from the Fu family."

what?

Fu Lu didn't realize what grandpa meant.

Sister-in-law and him?

"No, no, no, grandpa, you misunderstood. I swear, I only have respect and admiration for my sister-in-law, and I have absolutely no disrespectful thoughts. If you don't believe it, I can swear to God that if I have any disrespectful thoughts towards my sister-in-law, , the sky struck with five thunders.”

Fu Lu quickly put his three fingers together and swore to the sky.

Just kidding, his sister-in-law is a god in his eyes.

How dare he have any thoughts about God, otherwise a thunder from the sky would strike him and he would be wiped out in ashes.

What's more, he will have to rely on his sister-in-law to protect him from now on. Otherwise, what will he do if he sees something unclean again one day?

At this time, Fu Lu didn't know that his fairy sister-in-law would completely shatter his world view as a top student in the Physics Department of Imperial University.

Nan Yiran packed up his things casually and prepared to go out.

She had to buy some talisman paper first. Her spiritual power was weak, and if she used the yellow sticky note, the spiritual power she could exert would be even weaker. To beat a kid last night, she needed two thunderbolts.

It was really weak, but luckily no one saw it.

As for Fu Lu, he was ignored by Nan Yiran.

Nan Yiran said hello to Fu Yannian and walked out.

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, wait for me." Fu Lu picked up his backpack and chased after her.

"Sister-in-law, wherever you are going, I will take you there."

"Do you know where I can buy talisman paper?" Nan Yiran didn't hesitate and got directly into Fu Lu's car.

She is very poor now and almost doesn't have enough money to take a taxi to eat. She can save whatever she can.

"Sister-in-law, I know that Wenmiao Street is full of people selling talisman paper, cinnabar, incense and other things. I will send you there."

"Sister-in-law, how did you attract thunder from the sky that day? It was so awesome. Please teach me."

"Sister-in-law, the back of the talisman you drew for me last night has turned to gray. It's so cool. Why don't you draw another one for me? Or you can teach me how to draw it."

"Sister-in-law, don't worry about what happened this morning. I didn't know you were my new sister-in-law..."

Nan Yiran rolled her eyes. She had just closed Fengling's mouth, why did Fu Lu come again?

"Fu Lu, if you don't keep talking and drive properly, be careful of something happening."

Fu Lu immediately closed his mouth, slowed down the car, and stared straight ahead.

He doesn't have to listen to other people's words, but he dare not not listen to the fairy sister-in-law's words.

The car crawled to Confucian Temple Street at a snail's pace at a speed of thirty yards an hour.

Nan Yiran casually entered a talisman shop and frowned as he looked at the talisman papers. They were all talisman papers made with dyes in factories and had no spirituality at all.

Authentic talisman paper should be made by grinding eggshells and straw together, and adding egg whites using a unique technique.

The only advantage of the talisman paper sold by merchants is that it is soft and the size is more suitable for drawing talisman, so it is barely usable.

In this world where spiritual power is weak and heaven does not have much binding force, it is not easy to find authentic talismans.

After asking about the price, it was not expensive. Nan Yiran bought 1000 sheets and some cinnabar. Just as he was about to pay, Fu Lu diligently handed over the payment code.

"Boss, scan mine."

Nan Yiran glanced at Fu Lu and said nothing.

After leaving the door, Nan Yiran asked: "Where is there a quiet place nearby? It would be better if there are no people around."

"Sister-in-law, what do you want to do?"

"Start the live broadcast."

what?

With my sister-in-law's good looks, I can't possibly attract millions of followers every minute as a host, but if anyone knows my sister-in-law's identity.

The headline in the imperial capital newspaper the next day might be: The Fu family is in economic danger, and the young lady sells goods live to make money to support the family!

If grandpa gets sick out of anger, he might even kick his sister-in-law out of the Fu family.

"Sister-in-law, what do you want to broadcast?" Fu Lu said carefully, thinking about how to tactfully persuade his sister-in-law to give up this idea.

"Fortune telling."

Fu Lu's eyes lit up instantly, he liked this.

But fortune telling also requires showing one’s face.

"Sister-in-law, if grandpa or other people in the Fu family see your live broadcast..."

"Will Grandpa watch the live broadcast?"

"That won't happen."

"Who else knows that I am your sister-in-law now?"

There was no wedding or announcement when Nan Yira married into the Fu family. It sounded good because she was married, but it was bad because the Nan family sold her to the Fu family.

Except for a few people from the Fu Jianan family, no one really knew about this.

Fu Lu thought for a while: "Let's go, sister-in-law, I will take you to a place that is suitable for your live broadcast."

Jialuo Apartment, a high-end apartment building in Imperial City, is located in a prime location in the center of Imperial City.

"Sister-in-law, this is an apartment in my name. I don't usually live here, so you can live broadcast here."

The apartment looked unoccupied at first glance, and there was nothing else except some simple decorations. It was quite suitable for live broadcasting.

Nan Yira directly set up his mobile phone, opened the Dou Le platform, registered an account, named Ran Shen, and started the live broadcast.

"Beauty fortune-telling, three fortune-tellings a day, no more!"

Fu Lu moved a stool and sat next to Nan Yiran, declaring that he would be her assistant.

At the same time, I also carefully avoided the mobile phone camera to ensure that I was not in the mirror, turned off the sound of my mobile phone, and tried to reduce the sense of presence.

"Don't you have to go to class?"

"No, no, no, I have no class today." Fu Lu lied shamelessly.

Just kidding, it’s not as fun as watching the fairy sister-in-law tell fortunes in class.

What's more, the things taught in class are too simple for Fu Lu, whether he attends class or not.

I have to say that my sister-in-law knows the traffic password. Just the word "beauty", just after the broadcast started, four people came into the live broadcast room first.

[Mom, I actually saw beauties with no makeup on the Doule platform who don’t use beauty filters. 】

[I paid attention to the anchor just because of his good looks. 】

Nan Yiran sat quietly in the armchair, holding three copper coins and rubbing them in her hand. In the camera, she did not apply makeup, her features were picturesque, and there was a hint of softness in her heroic demeanor.

Dashan asked me to come to patrol the mountain to reward my careful heart.

Bai Tailang rewarded him with a pair of sunglasses.

On the Dou Le platform, a small heart costs 10 yuan, and a pair of sunglasses costs 10 yuan.

Seeing the reward gifts, Nan Yiran looked at the reward rules and immediately turned off the reward function.

"If you don't ask me for fortune telling, you don't need to reward me."

Everything in this world is about cause and effect. If you accept someone else's money, even a penny, you have inherited this cause. One day, due to other opportunities, you will return the penny to the other person in a different form.

"This netizen who asked me to patrol the mountain, your wife didn't bring her key when she went out today. Please wait until your wife comes back before going out."

"Baitai Lang, the USB flash drive you are looking for is in the trunk of your electric car."

The king asked me to come to patrol the mountain: [Impossible, my wife always takes the key with her when she goes out. Let me call and ask. 】

Bai Tailang: [I’ll go, anchor, how did you know I was looking for the USB flash drive? I’ll go take a look now. 】

With netizens interacting on the public screen and the system pushing traffic, some netizens began to come in one after another in the live broadcast room.

【What are you doing? 】

[These days, fortune-telling scams have all been moved online. It’s really keeping pace with the times. 】

[Not to mention, this liar is really good-looking. 】

[Beautiful liar, this gimmick is not bad, please pay attention. 】

The king asked me to patrol the mountain:

[Oh my god, anchor, you are so amazing. I just called my wife and she realized that she left the keys at home. I was going to catch a plane after watching the live broadcast, so my wife had to call a locksmith to unlock the door. I Impressed. 】

[This is Toba, the acting is really like it. 】

[If I asked him, he would be hit by a car when I went out today. 】

The king asked me to come to patrol the mountain in a hurry, so he made a poisonous oath in the live broadcast room.

At this time, Bai Tailang also returned to the live broadcast room.