Why are the supporting characters who are just playing the plot so dumb again?

Qin Qing glanced around the cave where he lived. Except for a few skins of unknown animals used as quilts, there was nothing. The residence was quite large, but empty.

Qin Qing thought to himself that it was difficult for such a poor person to judge the identity of his character through items.

As soon as Qin Qing walked out of the cave, he saw a fluffy man with twin pony tails running from a distance. He could confirm at a glance that he was a rabbit demon. The rabbit demon shouted from a distance, "Rat, the king of the front mountain is calling for people to go." Patrolling the mountains, are you going?"

Qin Qing took a look at the chubby little body of a four or five-year-old child and the long rabbit ears. She was happy and grabbed the rabbit demon's ears. The little rabbit demon stiffened in shock and did not dare to move.

"Wow~~This plush feeling is so good~~~~!"

Qin Qing pinched the rabbit ears and said, "Which king are you talking about?"

Rabbit Demon: "Just...the king on the top of the mountain in front of you!"

Qin Qing: "Then what is the name of our king?"

Rabbit Demon: "Ah? What's your name?"

Qin Qing: "That's right, what is this king's name?"

Rabbit Demon: "Just call me King! What else can you call me..."

Qin Qing: "What mountain is the king located on?"

Rabbit Demon: "Da Qingshan"

Qin Qing: "Then let's..."

Rabbit Demon: "Xiao Qingshan..."

......

Looking at the puzzled look in the rabbit demon's big confused eyes...

Qin Qing wants to be autistic~~

After asking for a long time, this is the result?

I really miss Lao Zhu, that social chatterbox. If he were here, I wouldn’t have to work so hard. He could ask questions about eight generations of your ancestors in a matter of minutes...

Qin Qing thought, the rabbit demon is mentally retarded and doesn't know anything about it. No wonder the transformation is incomplete. With such bright rabbit ears, no one can tell that it is a rabbit demon...

As a result, when I turned my head, I saw the human body reflected in the water...the sharp mouth and furry cheeks on the neck...and the small beard curling up around the mouth...

Hey, let me go...

mouse? squirrel? chipmunk? ...or a weasel? ...

Who is this?

This me?

This is too ugly! ! !

Qin Qing wants to be autistic even more...

......

Qin Qing now only knows that there is a big king coming from the top of the mountain in front of him, and he is recruiting troops, not to establish a sect or something, but to patrol the mountain every day to find someone.

This land has a radius of hundreds of miles and is deserted. Because it doesn't rain all year round, the vegetation is not rich, and there are only a few monsters that can transform.

According to the rabbit demon, apart from the new king, she and herself, the rat, are the only demons left in this world. There was a wolf demon before, but then it went somewhere and was not seen for a long time.

Qin Qing went with the rabbit demon to see the king. After quietly looking at him for a long time, he couldn't tell what kind of demon it was.

Obviously, the king really doesn't like these two, they don't look very smart, they don't take the right shape, they're bumpkins, they're monsters.

But there are no other monsters nearby...

I had no choice but to order these two to patrol the mountain every day and run as far as they could. If they saw any people or monsters, they should come back and tell them.

If nothing happens, it's best not to disturb you.

As for the reward, the sutra is taught once a month. If you find other demons or people, bring them back and you can listen to the sutra one more time...

Qin Qing thought, is this okay? This is really a business without capital!

Qin Qing doesn't care whether he listens to the scriptures or not, he just... is looking for some kind of person or monster?

It seems that you have to pay attention to this plot, look for the passing monsters, or the monsters you pass by, and be careful, don't really get killed!

But I actually listened to this great king's sermon first - I was found by the rabbit demon, and I could listen with the rabbit demon.

I don’t know if it’s because of my limited fantasy ability or because the script didn’t write down the details, or because I, as a modern soul, just can’t understand it.

All in all, it's hard to explain in one sentence, and it's just nonsense. The first few sentences seem to be able to fool a fool, but most of the rest of the time is spent bragging.

But at least I know that this guy came from the sky, has a fairy backer behind him, and seems to be pretty awesome? .........Maybe.....! ..

This idiot, the rabbit demon, was really excited after listening to it. He was so deceived that he wanted to be deceived, as if he would become an immortal if he listened to it for a while longer!

I, on the other hand, was drowsy throughout the class. Finally, under the contemptuous eyes of these two guys, I took the task of patrolling the mountain and left.

Qin Qing patrolled the mountains for more than a month, but found nothing. In the wilderness, in the deep mountains and old forests, there was no village in front, no store in the back. Not to mention humans or monsters, no big animals were seen. Several.

On this day, Qin Qing couldn't help but lay down on a big rock and thought, "Is it possible that she really has to find that unreliable king to hug her, listen to a class, become an immortal or something?"

Suddenly, I heard a familiar voice: "Master, there is a monster!"

Qin Qing jumped up in excitement: "Ah~~where...?"

I turned around and took a look, hey, this familiar look~~

Qin Qing almost burst into tears: "Master, you made me wait so hard. I'm waiting for you!"

Now, can you defeat the four people and one horse on the opposite side? ? ?

Lao Zhu dropped his rake and said in shock: "No...I misremembered the number of people traveling to the West? How many people came to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Lao Sha looked at the sharp mouth and furry cheeks on the other side and said hesitantly: "Is there... is there anyone with this look?"

Brother Monkey's stick became unstable, and he stuttered back: "I, I, I didn't read all of Journey to the West!"

Tang Seng covered his face and groaned helplessly: "Oh, this makes me so worried. What's going on with you on the other side?"

Qin Qing opened his mouth and never said, "The king asked me to patrol the mountain!"

Lao Zhu subconsciously replied: "Catch a monk to cook dinner?"

Okay, the codes are all correct, confirmed, one of our own.

Lao Zhu glanced up and down: "What's your situation?"

Qin Qingle ran over happily: "Lao Zhu, it's me, the White Bone Demon!"

Lao Zhu didn't think about it for a moment and said doubtfully: "The White Bone Demon doesn't look like this, you look like a mouse that turned into a spirit!"

Qin Qing was speechless: "My last role was the White Bone Demon!"

Then he fell to the ground, did the same action as in the previous plot, and then said the lines from the previous plot, "Ah, I'm dead!"

Lao Zhu suddenly realized: "Skeleton Demon, why did you come in again? What kind of luck do you have that you can come to us by chance?"

Qin Qing will also be helpless: "This is my third plot. I was previously cast in a boss's script to play the male supporting role. The five-year period of the script was shortened to 5 months. After it was released, the actual time was 10 Hour."

Then Qin Qing told several people about the last script in detail, and listed the information he got one by one to facilitate the exchange of clues.

Tang Seng, the captain, after analyzing the plot, looked at Qin Qing speechlessly: "You are so reckless, you don't know anything, you just dare to go up and change it, you are not afraid that if you make a mistake, you will not be able to get out. ?”

Qin Qing waved her hands indifferently: "It's okay, I have a backup plan. If I don't come out, I will hide it. The worst I can do is spend 5 years in that plot, and then show up again, play a passionate ex or something, and then commit suicide!" "

Everyone was speechless. Lao Zhu sighed: "You are such a tiger...! You can come out as soon as you come out. Why did you come in again?"

Qin Qing: "Just before I went to bed, I was thinking about Journey to the West, cultivating immortality, and so on, but I didn't expect to actually get here. Even though the plot given was quite small, I only confirmed that it was Journey to the West when I saw you! This wave of mine is The nameless little demon who was beaten to death by a passing demon!"

Lao Zhu couldn't help but said: "Then we are the monsters passing by, and you are the little monster who was beaten to death? Then hurry up! Finish the matter early, and you can get out early."

As he said this, he motioned to Brother Monkey to put up the stick.

Qin Qing hurriedly raised his hand to support Brother Monkey's stick: "Wait, I have something to say."

The four people looked over in confusion: "What happened again?"

Qin Qing was silent for a moment and asked: "How long have you been here, and how long can you hold on?"

"If you trust me, just give me your address and I'll try to see if I can wake you up when I get out. Or give me a relative contact person, phone number, etc., and I'll find someone to check if your physical condition is okay in real life."

Lao Zhu, Lao Sha and Baima looked at Tang Seng together.

"Captain, you've been the longest, almost thirty hours..."

Qin Qing was a little puzzled. Journey to the West started with Monkey learning skills. Shouldn't Brother Monkey have been the longest? Just five hundred years under Wuzhishan Mountain has been more than four months in the real world?

Brother Monkey explained helplessly: "When I first came in, the master had finished lifting the talisman, and I didn't know who was there before..."

Tang Seng was also helpless: "The plot of this script has been moving forward. When I came in, I was still a monk chanting sutras. I didn't know it was Journey to the West until I was given a cassock by the Bodhisattva!"

“When I found the monkey, the previous one was still there, still alive. He said he had been in a car accident and had traveled through time.

He said that he had been very prosperous in his life. He traveled through time and became Sun Wukong, causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, sleeping with fairies, and molesting Chang'e. Unfortunately, he never fucked Tathagata and was crushed under the Wuzhi Mountain.

When I lift the talisman, the monkey's core will be replaced..."

Qin Qingmo... A car accident may not necessarily lead to death, but it is hard to say if you are still lying there for so long after being hit by a car. Either your body can't hold on anymore, or your family has given up...

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit depressed, Lao Zhu couldn't help but say: "Brother, there's nothing wrong with his idea. If I hadn't gone through the first plot and never met the captain, I guess I would still be the son-in-law of Gao Laozhuang by now. Woolen cloth!

Think about it, from my perspective, I have a beautiful wife and concubines, I have a house and money, I am a mortal, I still have boundless power, why should I bother to do anything, there is no way for those who are suffering and tired to escape, I can hold on ? Shall I take a lesson from ghosts? Doesn’t my daughter-in-law feel good when I hold her in my arms? "

Qin Qing nodded, thinking about it, it was really true!

Brother Monkey also whispered: "With my personality, I probably have to keep quiet and practice secretly. My ex seems to be quite wild. If he were still here, then he might kill Tang Monk and learn the scriptures for himself, or I want to blow up the heaven, penetrate the western sky or something!"

Qin Qing......? ? ?

This is really possible...! ! !