Why are the supporting characters who are just playing the plot so dumb again?
Chapter 399 Hairy boy
Father Chu mistakenly thought it was a snow monster, and Chu Yu mistakenly thought it was a white bear. In fact, it was just a slightly oversized hairy ape with enlightened intelligence.
With a body size of more than three meters, it should probably be called a hairy giant ape.
Father Chu's head hurt from the echoing cries that filled the ice cave, and his head hurt from the stupidity of his son who mistook the snow monster for a white bear.
Qin Qing, who was watching everything, felt that the direction of this matter could be saved.
I still have to pretend to be a dog, hmm...
One leg is bent and hooked in front of the chest. Standing on three legs, he rolls his eyes, pulls up his tail, tilts his body and tilts his head to look at people, barks twice, jumps forward, barks twice, jumps back one step...
This crazy move looks like Erha, right?
Father Chu's subordinates thought to themselves that the youngest son of their director's family was so stupid that he looked like a wolf.
Father Chu, who saw everything clearly, was extremely speechless. Ha, this wolf can really pretend to be a dog. Only his stupid son believed that this was a real dog.
Qin Qing feels that it is difficult for humans and monsters to get along well with each other. Animals have no nine-year compulsory education and cannot abide by the order of human society.
It’s not known whether monsters are physically strong or not, but generally a newly awakened monster will certainly not be able to do anything like intercontinental missiles and Dongfeng Express, so they have to be cowardly.
First, let this enlightened hairy giant ape give in. In short, you must not hurt anyone. It is best to make humans think that he is not in danger.
Otherwise, this newly intelligent animal would still have the appearance of an animal. If it causes panic among humans, the situation will not be much better even if it is not killed by humans.
Let’s try it first and then talk about it. Let’s try this hairy giant ape.
Qin Qing jumped in front of the giant hairy ape, pulled his furry paws lying on the ground with his front paws, and then jumped back, looking like a fool provoking his opponent.
"Ouch - woof woof -" [Tianhuo, have you ever eaten anyone? 】
The white bear cried for a while, "Oh, I'll go, we are the same kind," "Ouch, ouch -" [No meat, still thin, not included in the recipe. 】
Is it still disgusting?
"Ouch-woof-woof-" [What did you do? Let people come to your door to demolish your home? 】
"Ouch, oh, oh -" [I'm so hungry, I went down the mountain to eat the sheep. 】
How many of them did you eat, and did you provoke everyone from the Abnormal Event Investigation Bureau?
"Ouch - woof woof woof -" [Have you given money? 】
"Ouch?" [? 】
"Ouch - woof woof woof -" [Humans need to pay for food. If you don't pay, is it strange that they don't demolish your house? 】
"Ouch?" [What is money? 】
"Ouch - woof woof woof -" [Why don't you just give them something to make up for it! 】
Chu Yu hugged his dog, who was suspected of being "protecting the owner", to comfort him, "Be good, we won't fight the bear. It's so big that you can't beat it..."
God is really fighting!
Father Chu's subordinates were silent. This was clearly a wolf-like dog communicating with a snow monster with expressive expressions.
Everyone couldn't help but screamed inwardly - didn't it say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become spirits?
The giant long-haired ape moved and dug on the ground with noisy sounds. Father Chu and the others cautiously clenched the guns in their hands.
But they saw the hairy giant ape digging out a bunch of miscellaneous things from a corner of the ice cave and pushing them in the direction of Father Chu.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch -" [Here, give, I'll make it up to you, don't tear down my house. 】
Father Chu Mo: This...snow monster is trying to please them? Then... the wolf has also become a spirit, is it here to break up the fight? Look again!
Who wants to end up hurting both sides when something can be resolved peacefully? There are already two animals here that are suspected to be sperms with high IQs. Who knows if there are others?
Before Father Chu could think of how to deal with these two suspected sperm animals, he saw that his stupid son had already taken out two ham sausages that were intended to be fed to the dogs from his coat, and peeled off the skin. , and threw it to the snow monster.
Hairy Giant Ape: "Ouch?" [For me? 】
Wolf Qin Qing: "Ouch - woof woof woof -" [Yes, humans are saying that you can exchange things for them. 】
Amitabha, it's a sin, Qin Qing really can't bear to deceive this little kid who has just been born with intelligence, but who told us that we can't transform?
Don't fool this little kid into obedience. If the two sides fight, things will go from bad to worse.
The hairy giant ape picked up the ham sausage and stuffed it into his mouth, and immediately let out a long and satisfied "Ouch——" [Yummy——]
I haven’t eaten enough and I want more!
The hairy giant ape with some intelligence moved his body again, dug out a pile of things and pushed them to Chu Yu.
Father Chu’s subordinates’ eyes were wide open, and they were… really becoming sperm!
Father Chu has a headache. Should their Abnormal Event Investigation Bureau quickly put the establishment of the "Basic Management Law on Sperm-producing Animals" on the agenda?
Chu Yu was happy, sat down on the ground, turned his backpack around and started taking out snacks.
There are a few pieces of compressed biscuits left, which have been torn apart; there is only one box of canned beef left, which has been opened; there are still two packages of ham sausages, all of which have been torn apart; candies and chocolates... The big white bear shouldn't lose its hair after eating it, right?
who cares! If you eat it once in a while, it won't be a big problem.
Chu Yu is not afraid of ruining his food reserves. Anyway, his father is here and it is impossible to let him go for a while. But if he is running around, how can he be short of food if he is following his father?
The hairy giant ape was satisfied, and finally sat in a row with Chu Yu and Qin Qing, one man and one wolf.
Only then did Chu Yu see clearly that this thing was really not a big white bear. Why did the face exposed under the long fluffy fur look a bit like an ape's face? It's a bit ugly, but it doesn't look fierce at all...
Father Chu is a bit clever. He only knows that his youngest son is very popular with cats and dogs, and is also popular with the elderly. He is a group favorite.
But he didn't expect that his son would also fall in love with a sperm animal.
Seeing the "three" mixed in a pile with the same silly expressions of satisfaction on their faces, Dad Chu seemed to realize how his son got the love of animals.
This IQ is on the same line...
This foodie attribute is also on the same line...
Father Chu reached back, and his subordinates immediately handed over two individual soldier rations with a wink. Father Chu tore open the outer packaging and cautiously approached the "three"...
Their group was originally in a confrontation with the snow monster and maintained a certain safe distance, so the distance between them and the snow monster was a bit far.
Chu Yu and his wolf had just collided directly with the snow monster, and now they were even mixed into a pile.
This is also the reason why he didn't have time to stop his stupid son from taking pictures of hair ties just now. He didn't dare to make any big move for fear of angering the monster and hurting his son.
But at this moment, these "three" are close together, almost forming a nest. Father Chu is breaking out in a cold sweat. No matter what, he has to go and get his stupid son back.
The long-haired giant ape moved its nose and stared at the thing in Father Chu's hand. After thinking about it, he pulled out a piece of frozen hard rabbit and pushed it over. This was the food reserve it had just caught.
Then, he stretched out a big paw and waited obediently for Father Chu to put something into his paw...
Everyone: ...It's just... quite unexpected. If it weren't for his abnormal body shape, they would have thought he was a naughty boy from some herdsman's family down the mountain. He was wearing a long-haired fur jacket to wear this bear...
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