Why are the supporting characters who are just playing the plot so dumb again?

Qin Qing casually threw a branch to choose the direction, climbed over a mountain again, and finally met the group of four people and one horse on the opposite side - a handsome guy riding a horse, a strong man carrying a load, a fat man carrying a rake, and a stick. The short one!

Why does this look look so familiar?

Qin Qing was surprised: "Isn't it? Journey to the West?"

Several people on the opposite side also exclaimed: "What the hell, White Bone Demon?"

The two groups looked at each other cautiously. Qin Qing hesitated and asked: "Then, what...should I carry a basket and put some rocks or something in it to pretend to be steamed buns?"

The horseman on the opposite side couldn't help but cover his face and lamented: "Amitabha... Oh my God, how can this be done? Another one is involved!"

The man holding the stick shouted loudly, "Master, master, there is a monster!..." and then asked in a low voice: "Captain, is it like this? I, I tend to forget my words when I get nervous."

The man carrying the rake couldn't help but sit down on the ground and shouted perfunctorily: "Oh, there is something to eat!"

Then he waved to Qin Qing and motioned for her to come over.

Qin Qing looked at the people carrying the burdens who were starting to set up tents, and couldn't help but trot over, "What's going on?"

The man carrying the rake said helplessly: "Journey to the West, I won't talk about our looks. This is the plot point of three fights against the white-bone demons. You are the one who gets beaten!"

The corner of Qin Qing's mouth couldn't help but twitch. "If you join together, I will be beaten to death three times. Please explain, what is this for?"

He reminded me with a stick: "Don't talk yet. Let's go through the plot first, and then I will explain it to you in detail. How much of Journey to the West do you remember? It doesn't matter if you can't remember. I will just hit you casually, and you will be like this If you die casually, we’ll be done with this!”

Qin Qing: "God damn it... just die casually?"

Xiao Xiao, who was riding the horse, said: "Hurry up, let's finish the plot. It will be dark soon and we will run out of time!"

The short man casually put the stick on Qin Qing's shoulder, "Hey, monster, let's watch!"

Qin Qing...

Qin Qing held up his forehead... Should he be so perfunctory? Then he fell to the ground and shouted, "Ah, help, I'm dead!"

Then he asked in a low voice, "Is this okay? What next, how to deal with it?"

The horseman reminded in a low voice: "We will pretend we can't see you for a while. You have to run out for more than 500 meters, then run back and fight again, um...three times!"

Qin Qing...?

How terrible!

Qin Qing looked at these people who pretended to look at the sky, the earth, and the mountains...

He ran out and came back again, hunching his back meaningfully, pretending to be an old lady...

Brother Monkey: "Hey, there are monsters, I will fight them"...

Qin Qing: "Ah, I'm dead"

He ran out and came back, pretending to be an old man, stroking the non-existent beard on his chin...

"Hey, there are monsters, I'll fight them"...

"Ah, I'm dead"

Qin Qing...! ! !

There is simply nothing more perfunctory than this!

"So, can you explain now what's going on?"

The handsome guy on the horse said helplessly: "Our plot identities are all clear now. For the sake of convenience and to avoid falling over, we call each other by our plot identities when we are here!"

I am temporarily the leader of this group. During the plot, you can call me Tang Sanzang, Tang Monk, Master, whatever you want.

These identities are all pretty easy to identify. Senior Brother, Brother Monkey, Second Senior Brother, Lao Zhu, Third Senior Brother, Lao Sha, Bai Longma, Lao Bai, you name it!

As for our real names in the real world, it’s useless for you to know. Maybe next time we meet, Tang Seng will still be that Tang Seng, but not me! "

The captain didn't seem to be in a very good mood. After signaling the old pig to continue speaking, he ran away and frowned thoughtfully. He didn't know what he was thinking about!

Lao Zhu sighed and said: "Captain is under great pressure, don't mind. As for this place, it's a long story. We don't know why, but such a space appeared inexplicably in our world.

This space selects some scripts from novels, movies, and TV series in our real world to form such a world that feels real and difficult to distinguish between true and false. Well... let's call it a fantasy world for the time being.

Some people are pulled into this fantasy world in their sleep, and they will randomly play some roles or follow the plot. If you get it right, you will have a chance to return to the real world; if you get it wrong, you will be lost here until your body dies in the real world! "

Qin Qing was dumbfounded. "That's it. I've been a skeleton for almost half a month. How is my physical condition? I've been living by myself for so long, so I won't starve to death, right? It's such a hot summer, It’s been more than ten days and it doesn’t stink anymore!”

Lao Zhu couldn't help but said with a black line on his face, "...it's okay. The time ratio in the fantasy world is that one day passes here and only one minute passes outside. In the half month you spent here, you only slept for ten minutes in the real world." , it won’t die in this little time, and it won’t stink either.

Your luck is much better than that of the captain. The captain has been here for more than two years and has been in the real world for more than ten hours. "

Qin Qing was a little unsure, "Journey to the West... It seems like this has just begun. There is still a long story to go. In the real world... can the captain survive until the end?"

The plot seems rather perfunctory, maybe we can fast forward it, right? "Three Attacks on the Bone Demon" is a classic song. I just made an appearance and it's over! "

Lao Zhu said helplessly, "It would be nice if it were so simple. This fantasy can really be perfunctory, just follow the plot."

However, the difficulty is that if you can't find your identity, you're done.

You are lucky, look at your appearance, and if you meet someone dressed like us, your identity will be confirmed immediately, and the plot will be just a formality. It doesn’t matter how you fight, as long as you fight three times, it will be OK."

Lao Zhu said enviously: "You don't know how lucky you are. You've only been here a few days. Don't look at the fact that you only appeared for three minutes. You don't know that in order to complete the plot of three fights with the Bone Demon, we only found the Bone Demon." I have been looking for it for more than a month and have searched almost all the mountains nearby.

If we can't find it, we will have to stay stuck in this section until our body dies in the outside world! "

Qin Qing hissed, "Oh my god, if one of them dies in the real world, how can there be a plot here?"

Lao Zhu said helplessly: "When a character dies in the real world, the corresponding character here will be brought in again to fill in the blanks.

We have been looking for the Bone Demon here for more than a month, but you have only been here for more than half a month. Logically speaking, the plot here has begun, and the Bone Demon should have been in place long ago. So where does the time difference of more than half a month come from... ....

We suspect that the former White Bone Demon probably had an accident in the real world, was unconscious for half a month, and then died, so you were involved. "

Qin Qing: "Then...are they all Journey to the West?"

Lao Zhu: "How is that possible? This is the second plot I've been in. My first character was a cannon fodder who only appeared on the scene for three seconds and fell to the ground. He didn't even have to say any lines."

Qin Qing: "That... is quite simple."

Lao Zhu: "Easy? But you can't do it! Is this illusion just an old Yin coin?"

At first, I thought I had really traveled to the ancient world. If I hadn’t met the captain, I would have been promoted and made a fortune and opened a harem in that ancient world. You know, I was a doctor in that ancient plot!

It is estimated that if it takes longer, I will really starve to death in the real world. I have been here for more than ten years and I have slept in the real world for more than three days. When I came out, I was so hungry that I wanted to eat the bed! "

Qin Qing was a little surprised, "Although it's a little bad, your life in ancient times is quite exciting! No matter how hard you work, one person will be better than ten thousand people! If you dare, you might be able to find a court or usurp the throne." You can sit on a dragon's chair and have a great time!"

Lao Zhu rolled his eyes, "Shit, I advise you not to have such dangerous thoughts. If you fail and get killed, you will really die, and the real world will die at the same time.

Even if I really become an emperor, I can't stay there for too long. If no one takes care of my body in the real world, I will starve to death. I will almost starve to death. If I die, my soul will probably be cheaper in this illusion. Old Yin coin. "

"After I came out, I calculated carefully. One day here is one minute in the real world; 1 days here is one hour in the real world; and one year here is about six hours in the real world.

This is very important. You should remember it. If you come in again one day and have fun, remember to calculate the time and don't starve yourself to death!

Of course, if your family is very rich, then you can put yourself in a nursing home and have a tube inserted, and you can sleep as long as you want! "

"But you have to remember that you have to play in this illusion until you grow old. Otherwise, if you die here, you will really die and you will never come back.

Be optimistic about the time ratio. If you stay here for a hundred years, the real world will only last for more than twenty days. Don't die in a fantasy world and let the white-haired people in your family give away the black-haired people! "

Qin Qing couldn't help but said: "I have no money, I can't afford to live in a nursing home, I can't afford to have tubes inserted, and I don't have anyone to take care of me. I probably can't bear the hunger. From the looks of it, I don't seem to be able to stay here for too long. Sooner or later I will have to over!"

Brother Monkey looked at Qin Qing and suggested in a low voice, "Then...otherwise...see if you can find someone with a golden thigh to hug you. If you can't, hug the lap of the country's father." It’s just... this may be hard for people to believe, and there is a high probability that they will be regarded as crazy!”

Qin Qing: "Holding thighs is a technical job. I have no connections and I may not be very good at business. I am still a homebody and occasionally have intermittent convulsions. Holding thighs is difficult!"

Lao Zhu sighed, "Well, the captain and I don't mind covering you up, but according to the length of the plot of Journey to the West, we may not be able to survive until one day.

These immortals and Buddhas have a long lifespan. I don’t know if Journey to the West is serious or not. I remember the TV series version. There seems to be a sequel to Journey to the West. It’s tens of thousands of years. This is really terrible. I can’t get out alive. talk later! "

"For the time being, in this combination, I am a salesman in the real world and I am a chatty person. Don't mind me."

"Brother Monkey is a middle school student in the real world and is a bit timid."

"The captain has more plot experience, has experience, and is good at both business and commercial. He has also learned martial arts in the real world. He is responsible for the force and is responsible for technical guidance, martial arts guidance, and plot analysis.

Occasionally, he makes a guest appearance as Brother Monkey's spell guide, and is also responsible for recruiting people. The people we meet here are the natives of the fantasy world. We just watch and go through the scenes according to the plot. If we are involved in the real world, Let’s see if those who come in can be taken out. "

"As for Lao Sha, alas, Lao Sha was injured and autistic. In the last plot, she was involved with her best friend. Her best friend disappeared from the plot. Only when Lao Sha returned to the real world did she realize that her best friend was in reality. The world is dead too... She is still a little girl... Alas!"

Qin Qing: "Lao Sha is...a little girl?"

Lao Zhu rolled his eyes, "How novel. The characters here are all random. You are assigned a male or female role. It doesn't matter whether it is a human or a ghost. It could be a pig or a dog. You really can't judge a book by its appearance here!"

"For example, White Dragon Horse, come on, come on, come on, say hello!"

The white dragon horse next to him stamped his hoof and said, "I'm upset. I don't want to talk. Stop being so nagging. Hurry up. It's almost too late!"

Lao Zhu looked up at the sun that was about to set.

"In general, there are a few things you must remember."

"First, the plot points cannot be changed, and other plots can be perfunctory. For example, it is no problem for the White Bone Demon to develop an empire, but it must be Sun Wukong, three dozen, White Bone Demon!"

"Second, you must not really die here. If the plot character must die, then he has to fake his death or fake his death. If there are no fantasy natives around, he can still be deceived by shouting 'I am dead'" Let’s take a look at the plot, what you just did was pretty good.”

"Third, try your best to arrange your body in the real world and calculate your time here. Don't starve yourself to death. Go back and find a way or find someone you trust to take care of your body. If it doesn't work, book a private room in the hospital. In case it takes too long..."

"Fourth, if you have spare power, try to help your own personnel who are involved. This is called fishing for people. Be careful not to fish for the wrong people. Don't let the natives of the fantasy land know too much, which will affect the direction of the plot. Lao Sha's best friend is here to figure it out in the plot. A peasant girl made a counterattack or something, but was burned as a monster by the natives in the fantasy world!"

"Fifth, the plot points are completed, the plot characters are offline, and the moment the sun sets in the fantasy world that day, it is time to return to the real world."

"So, I wish you good luck, Bone Demon!"

"goodbye........."