I used a pot of flowers to blow up the entire galaxy

"Is this cruel? Let me show you how cruel it really is!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Su Tian picked up her cell phone and pretended to walk out.

【? 】

【What are you going to do? 】

"Chunzi told me before that he thought my phone was good and he wanted to play with it for a while..."

The system paused.

The next second...

【ah! 】

【ah! 】

【No! I don’t want a naughty child! 】

[Don’t let the naughty kid touch me! ! ! 】

The system was going crazy. Su Tian, ​​who had been staring at her phone at the moment, saw this and secretly pursed her lips:

"Didn't you say I was cruel?"

【Do not! 】

【You are not cruel! 】

Su Tian couldn't help but feel happy, and then...

【You are extremely vicious! 】

Su Tian: (ー_ー)

"Okay, let's get down to business."

Naturally, Su Tian would not argue with the system, and then got back to business:

"There was nothing when I upgraded last time, why not this time? If the upgrades in the future are useless, I won't upgrade, and you can just lie down where you are! Anyway, I think you are doing well now!"

【no! 】

[Besides, who said this upgrade is useless? 】

Su Tian raised her eyebrows: "What's the use? I've looked for it, but there's nothing."

As a result, as soon as Su Tian finished speaking, the phone screen automatically turned on, and then the corner of the system background flashed, and an interface suddenly appeared.

Looking at the comment box that looked like Weibo, Su Tian couldn't help but be stunned.

"what is this?"

[Your account in another dimension. 】

"Huh? Another dimension...interstellar account?"

[You can also say that]

Su Tian suddenly became interested: "So, can I post on Weibo in the future?"

【Can. 】

[One article every two days, no more than 200 words, plus five pictures. 】

"Can't you send a video?"

【cannot! 】

“Can’t even post videos? Then we might as well do it on Weibo!”

[Then just post on Weibo! 】

Su Tian: "..."

Fine.

……

Anyway, having a feature is better than not having one.

Later that afternoon, Su Tian went to Chunzi's house to tutor Chunzi. After I came back in the evening, I posted my first Xingbo post.

[Su Tian: Hello everyone, I am Su Tian. From today on, I will be here and welcome everyone to pay attention. Then there will be a follow-up to today’s live broadcast~]

Because it takes two days to post a post to Xingbo, I can't disconnect it and can only finish it in one breath.

After editing the text, Su Tian posted five pictures and sent them directly.

"Hey, I am a newcomer to the blog, right? I wonder if anyone has seen it..."

Shen Shuyang, who was checking his cell phone next to him, said casually without raising his head when he heard this:

"You can't reply anyway, so whatever."

As he spoke, Shen Shuyang suddenly raised his head:

"By the way, Baozi, you haven't said anything about the fight this morning!"

Su Tian immediately raised her forehead: "Why do you still remember?"

"I know this." At this time, Sister Wang next to her couldn't help laughing: "It is said that the Yang family's daughter-in-law secretly teased the Bai family's daughter-in-law before, saying that her man had someone in the city, and then the couple started fighting, that is, yesterday But we couldn’t hide it, the boss of the Bai family knew about it, so he destroyed the Yang family.”

"Ah, I understand. Isn't that the one who was beaten in the morning? What happened after that?"

"What else happened next? Didn't the old village chief come forward when we left?" Su Tian was also speechless. As soon as she finished speaking, she heard Sister Wang say:

"It's true. The old village chief did come forward, but he couldn't stop the two families from talking. Later, the two families became more and more violent. The Bai family's daughter-in-law took advantage of everyone not paying attention and hit the Yang family's daughter-in-law on the head with a brick..."

"No, it's really exciting..."

The west-slanting rays of light shone into the old house of the Su family, giving it a dim yellow color.

And while Su Tian was leisurely chatting about village gossip, there was also a lively discussion on the Star Network.

And after an afternoon of fermentation, the focus of discussion among netizens also began to be divided into categories and diversified.

There is a special discussion on primitive animals such as geese and loaches, especially blood-sucking beasts. Because the filming was unknown at the time, it aroused great interest and speculation.

Some discussed China's staple food and the rice field, some discussed the environment of Aqualan Planet, and of course, some simply discussed various joyful content in the live broadcast...

In short, there are various comments, but without exception, everyone is complaining about one thing:

Can the person who is responsible for the fucking interstellar sound zone be a human being?

Learn from the sweet little cutie, and if you do those banging things again, I will kill you!

Originally, sound production was considered a high-end industry in StarCraft. So in the past, everyone was very arrogant, but now, let alone say anything, there is no one who can even stand up and take a breath.

Pretending to be dead collectively!

And just when the comments on Xingwang became more and more fierce, an account with only a few followers suddenly posted a comment.

[Sweet cutie posted a comment! (screenshot)】

Originally, for this kind of Xiami account, there would be no trouble on Xingwang.

Unexpectedly, someone accidentally clicked in to take a look...

I rub!

real? !

What are you waiting for?

Retweet, shake people, rush!

So much so that within just a few minutes, the hot search went up.

#天天入星网#

# Live Follow-up#

#小 adorable Send the first comment#

……

In short, similar topics quickly spread in hot searches, so that all the interstellar netizens who knew Su Tian rushed over.

Then open it and take a look...

Ahhhh, it’s really here!

Netizens suddenly became excited.

Then open the picture again...

(○o○)

I saw five pictures below Su Tian's comment.

In the first picture, Chunzi is in a very family-like room, busy doing homework. Su Tian is sitting next to her, and there is a faint shadow of Chunzi's mother in the corner.

Chunzi is very depressed, Su Tian is very calm, and Chunzi’s mother in the corner has a sharp expression.

In the second picture, Chunzi went crazy, and hair began to explode on his head, while Su Tian remained calm. In addition to Chunzi's mother, there was also a middle-aged man in the corner, blindly guessing Chunzi's father.

And if the first two pictures are generally stable, then starting from the third picture, it starts to blow up the house.

In the third picture, Chunzi's father jumped up and beat Chunzi violently on the spot. Chunzi's mother looked ferocious beside him, and Su Tian was pushed into a corner.

The fourth picture: Chunzi wailed and pointed at his father. Next to him, Chunzi's mother looked shocked and looked at her husband. Su Tian, ​​who was squeezed into a corner, covered her face.

The fifth picture: Chunzi’s mother beats up Chunzi’s father, and Chunzi and Su Tian are pushed aside together. Just an expression hey hey hey, a... no expression.

……

Five pictures, arranged in order.

Netizens who happened to not have watched the live broadcast today were immediately confused.

But the netizens who watched the live broadcast immediately burst into laughter!

But before he could finish laughing, a comment suddenly popped up.

"I'm the biggest: So, who wins?"