Genshin Impact: The Herrscher’s Leisurely Life in Teyvat

Just as the two were about to leave, Gui Shi, who had just submitted his manuscript, also caught up and said,

"What are you going to eat? Take me one."

"Of course. After all, why don't my sister call Zhongli over?"

"Indeed, after all, it's lively when there are so many people."

So despite the two people's constant bickering, they finally called Zhongli over. Zhongli came so quickly when he knew he could have sex for free.

After all, this is just a way to support my forehead.

"It's funny, he has something to do with it"

Ever since Zhongli was led astray by Bai Feng, he was always the fastest one when he heard that he could have sex for free. If not, then it must have been Bai Feng who did it.

The first thing Zhongli did when he came over was to look at Gui Zhong and ask

"Honesty?"

Bai Feng also took over Zhongli's words.

“More real than Dingzhen”

Then Zhongli looked at Bai Feng with the look of an elder looking at a junior like a child who can be taught. This gave Bai Feng goosebumps all over his body and he secretly complained.

"If age really matters, you still call me ancestor."

(actually a 6000+ year old old man and an older child & childish ghost)

Bai Feng strongly condemned this, while Zhongli sipped the tea in the thermos cup with a look like if I'm not embarrassed, then the only thing that's embarrassing is others.

Bai Feng on the side also realized that he was bored and gave up the idea of ​​continuing to have sex.

Just when she was about to arrive at Manmin Hall, Ai Li looked at the time and prompted.

Ellie: "It's only half past ten, is it too early to eat?"

Bai Feng: "It's indeed a bit early."

Zhongli: "My best friend is right."

Ending: "+1"

Okay, okay, what Bai Fengrang didn't expect was that he was also a person who surfed the Internet intensively after all.

Then Bai Feng thought of something and took out the abstract literature works he had written and waved them in front of the other two.

After finally seeing the title, he became interested and took the manuscript away from Bai Feng's hand. Zhongli also glanced at the paper curiously.

Bai Feng and Ai Li just looked at Gui Zhi, who was gradually losing control, and Zhong Li, who was covering his face, and understood one thing.

His abstract works have managed to make both of them laugh.

"Pfft!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Okay, now I can't stand it any longer, and Zhongli on the side is still struggling to maintain his character.

Then comes the final complaint

"Hahahaha! Brother Bai Feng, what you wrote is too abstract."

"Especially the part about Brother Condor at the beginning"

So he finally suppressed his smile and imitated:

"First thing in the morning, shout out Aminos!"

"Hahahahaha!"

After calming down for a while, he finally continued to complain.

"When there is still a decisive battle, just buy time for Deli to start telling bad jokes."

“Especially this one”

"Dad, why do we dandelions reproduce parthenogenously?"

"Silly boy, because there are no dandelions in the world"

(Why is the toilet in Xumi so noisy?)

(Because Sano went to the tub to talk)

(Why can’t you tell bad jokes at the beach?)

(Because it will cause a tsunami (laughs))

"Hahahahaha!"

After seeing the ending, she started laughing again. Even Ellie who was watching the show said:

"The hardest episode to jump to"

"Pfft-"

Bai Feng didn't hold back after hearing Aili's complaints. At the same time, Bai Feng, who didn't hold back, triggered a chain reaction.

"puff!"

Okay, now the scene is that there are four people, three are unable to hold up, and one continues to pretend to be paralyzed.

Time passed quietly as a group of people joked and complained, and arrived at 11 o'clock, and at the same time, discordant sounds sounded.

"Goo-"

So the three of them looked at the owner of the voice, who was Ai Li. The latter blushed a little and punched Bai Feng.

"A Feng, please stop staring at me."

The white maple embedded in the ground has a black face, a question mark, and a face.jpg

At this time, Bai Feng also got up from the ground and complained secretly.

"Ellie, are you awake?"

Then Bai Feng walked into Wanmin Hall and started ordering food like a normal person. After all, the world is huge and the food is the biggest.

The pedestrians passing by were shocked by Bai Feng's operation, but the three of them didn't find it strange. After all, these three people knew Bai Feng's strength to some extent.

If Bai Feng were still here, he would definitely say this

"Previous civilizations couldn't kill me in the end. Will I still be beaten to death by this punch?"

(The end of pre-civilization: Qier female horse!)

(Bai Feng: I’ll grab all the spots in the resurrection competition for you!)

The scene returned to Bai Feng. Under Xiangling's shocked eyes, he almost ordered all the signature dishes in Wanmintang.

Xiangling also reminded her out of good intentions.

"Can the four of you finish eating so much?"

"Don't worry, we can finish it. If not, we will pack it up and go home to continue eating."

So after Bai Feng's repeated assurances, Xiang Ling went to the kitchen to prepare the dishes. At the same time, the three people outside also entered the store, found Bai Feng's seat and sat down.

"This time I'm ordering all the signature dishes. Here's the menu. If you see anything that doesn't suit you, just change it to something else."

After the three of them read the menu one by one, they all said that there was no problem. After all, signature dishes are often the most acceptable to the public.

As for Gui Zhongli and Zhong Li, they wouldn't do much because of their free prostitution, unless Bai Feng ordered a large table of seafood.

Soon a large table of dishes was served.

At the same time, accompanied by Xiang Ling’s words

"Ahahaha, here comes the chicken soup!"

Teyvat's famous five-star critic Bai MacArthur Feng said:

“Please stop using your phone, it’s really hard to jump.”

Xiangling watched as these four guys wiped out the entire table of food without stopping. Only then did she understand what Bai Feng had said before.

After all, three of the four people don’t feel hungry or full, except Ellie.

There are four people, and there are three big stomach kings.

(It doesn’t matter whether you eat or not when your life level reaches the Demon God level, let alone the bug Herrscher Bai Feng)

15 minutes later

Looking at the empty plates on the table, Xiang Ling said that she had never seen a "person" who was so good at eating. Even Mr. Zhongli ate so much food.

If Bai Feng heard Xiang Ling's thoughts, he would definitely say this

"Based on universal rationality, the more food you can have for free, the better."

Looking at Zhongli who was different from the original character, Bai Feng felt a little guilty in his heart, but soon the feeling of guilt disappeared.

"Anyway, people are already crooked, so let's continue to be crooked."

During this period, Bai Feng's eyelids kept twitching and he didn't know what was going on, so after settling the bill, the four of them parted ways. At the same time, this feeling became stronger.

But when Bai Feng returned home, he immediately understood why he felt that way before.

So Bai Feng and Ai Li disappeared and slowly came behind Bai Ya who raised her head.

"Did you have fun!"

Bai Feng almost yelled out the whole sentence. After all, it was Bai Feng's responsibility to clean up the mess they made at home.