Honkai Impact: Kiana who traveled to a pre-civilization

Jingle bell bell bell!

boom!

As a spear of the Archon pierced through the alarm clock, its mission of waking up sleeping people came to an end.

"Hmm",

The white-haired ball on the bed just trembled slightly, and then fell asleep again.

Today is a very important day, but the protagonist is still lying in bed.

All this starts after the decisive battle...

After the finale, our protagonist Kiana finally found the loophole of soul suggestion after unremitting efforts.

As for any soul hints, just read it consciously... Hey, I have forgotten how many chapters it is.

Well, our protagonist was hinted by Aha to become the world's number one cutest idol!

This is also the problem. Back then, our protagonist was a masculine man.

As a result, she became a young girl by mistake. Is this okay? This is definitely not okay.

Damn Aha, it wasn't enough to backstab her once, he even gave me a soul hint,

Due to my own special reasons, once I was identified, I could not change my gender.

So our protagonist thought hard all night and finally found a loophole.

Hehehe, you evil Aha, you didn't expect that there will always be a loophole, and I still found the loophole.

Today I will turn back into that masculine and upright man!

Just as Kiana, who was feeling very proud, suddenly paused, she pinched her chin and thought:

"Hiss, such exciting news, if I'm the only one who knows it, wouldn't it be too lonely? Yes, good things should be shared.

After all, I have been thinking about this for a long time, so I have to find someone to show off to. Well, I have decided to go find that girl named Alicia, because she has great skills.

After finishing my work every day, I would give her a massage. Well, even though my hands were not very honest, I decided it was you.

"Alisa!"

Having said that, our protagonist happily came to Alicia's residence.

After some explanation, looking at Alicia's incredulous expression, Kiana felt more proud than ever before, and even his chest stood up straight.

Kiana wanted to show her how to change her size on the spot, but was stopped by Alicia.

According to Alicia, "Since this is such exciting news, of course we have to celebrate."

So our protagonist agreed, but she also explained that it would be tomorrow at the latest, because it was a card bug, so it had to be done as soon as possible, otherwise it would take another five hundred years before it could be used again.

After hearing the news, Alicia's eyebrows curved, and she patted her towering conscience and promised that she would definitely hold the party beautifully.

Although Kiana was a little uneasy, she didn't know why she always felt that something was wrong with Alicia, but after thinking about it,

The other person was Alicia. Oh, that’s okay. After saying goodbye to Alicia, Kiana left with a happy step.

After Kiana left, the smile on Alicia's face disappeared, replaced by solemnity.

This was not good, so Alicia took out her phone and opened a group called "The World's Cutest Support Group".

Alicia: It's an emergency, come quickly!

In the dim conference room, Alicia sat at the head of the table. She crossed her hands and rested them on her chin, and said with a serious expression:

"Everyone, what do you think about this?"

The only response to Alicia was silence. Except for a certain leader who was sleeping late, all other high-level officials in the conference room, including the Thirteen Heroes, also learned to be silent.

At this time, a figure raised her hand. She was our operator Paduo!

Alicia nodded and said: "Then please let our operator Pado give his opinion."

what?

As Padofelice was first stunned, then scratched his cheek in embarrassment,

"Sister Ai Li, I'm a little hungry. Can you wait until we have breakfast before coming back?"

Alicia nodded solemnly and said, "Pado, the situation is so urgent now, and you still care about these desires for food.

We are all advanced creatures, so it is okay for us to skip meals, so please make sure to finish the meeting."

Faced with Alicia's pressure, Padufils could only weakly express his agreement.

"Okay, let's skip little Padu's comedy. Does anyone else have any opinions?" Alicia looked around and continued.

...

"I have an opinion!" Another person raised her hand. She is Wei'erwei, our Master Wei, and she is about to take action!

"Very good, Velvet, please express your opinion," said Alicia.

Cough,

Wei Erwei pretended to clear her throat and said, "Since everyone is here, I can't help but speak out."

quiet,

Everyone was listening attentively, waiting for Wei Erwei's next speech.

After Wei Erwei saw the result she wanted, she continued to speak.

"Since no one has spoken, I will continue.

Through my unremitting efforts, I finally developed the MAX version of Tinghuajun.

Don’t underestimate Obedient Max, even if a Star God drinks this, he will become a good girl, let me tell you...eh? ".

Before he finished speaking, Alicia looked gloomy. She waved her hand and Velvet was hung up. After hanging the magician on the beam,

Alicia cleared her cough and said, "Ahem, that little episode just now doesn't count. Let's continue speaking."

At this time, Wei Erwei on the beam twisted her body and struggled.

"Alicea! You actually did that to me. Return the obedient Max to me...mmmmmm",

Afterwards, Velvet was brutally silenced and could only swing from the rafters in impotence and rage.

call,

"Okay, let's skip Velvet. Does anyone have anything else to say?" After silencing Velvet, the meeting continued.

"Since no one is talking, let me tell you my opinion." Seeing that everyone was pretending to be reserved, Alicia took the lead in expressing her opinion.

Alicia: "I am against it. After all, it is such a wonderful thing to be able to cuddle with a cute girl~".

Asakura Miyuki, Kiana's personal secretary and owner, frowned and said:

"But senior is our leader. Whether she is a boy or a girl, Yingzi and I will support her, so I don't agree with Alicia's opinion."

"No problem. Xiu Xiu and mom and dad didn't ask any questions. The same goes for Amo and sister Destobia," said Grayshu, the little angel and group favorite.

Although the others did not speak, their opinions were inclined towards Asakura Miyuki. Seeing that the situation was not good, Alicia looked hopefully at her best friend, Eden.

Eden smiled slightly and said, "I support Alicia's opinion."

"Well, you are worthy of being my good Eden~. I even want to give myself to you," Alicia said shyly, holding her cheeks.

Seeing the noisy meeting room, Kevin, as the leader of the Thirteen Heroes, couldn't stand it anymore.

He just said coldly: "Alixia, I know you care about her a lot, so..."

"Oh, Kevin, you support me too, right~", Alicia looked surprised. With Kevin's support, all male operators would agree with her.

Kevin looked at Alicia who was looking at him hopefully, and said slowly:

"So why did you make the conference room like this?" Kevin turned on the lights in the conference room.

The lights came on, and the full view of the conference room appeared before everyone's eyes.

The white walls were now covered with all kinds of photos of Kiana in various styles, including bondage, which made people shake their heads.

Before Alicia could explain, Kevin continued, "And everyone needs to wear a shirt with Kiana's face on it.

Even the cheering sticks need to be prepared by yourself. I exchanged all my instant noodle money for these two glowing sticks. With this money, I can buy two boxes of instant noodles."

"Oh, when did the cheering sticks become so expensive? Didn't I tell Hun Weierwei to give them out for free?" Alicia said in surprise.

As soon as these words were spoken, the conference room fell silent, and everyone looked at Wei Erwei who was hanging on the beam.

Wei Erwei was still struggling. She finally blew away the bandage that sealed her mouth. At this moment, she felt a chill on her back.

Shush, shush, shush. Weierwei looked away, not daring to meet their gaze.

"Hmph, haha, I knew this would happen, so I took her things without paying her," Qianjie sneered.

When this was mentioned, Wei Erwei became even more upset.

"The masked man! If you have the guts, don't open it. This magician can kill you in seconds! You're still polite when you try to rob me. Do you know how much it costs to arm Kevin?"

"Hmph, if you can't beat them, you're just a newbie. If you're a newbie, just practice more. I don't bother to cheat," Qianjie sneered calmly.

"You, you, you, you! I'm so mad at you, Alysia, please let me go! I want to die together with this masked man!"

Wei Erwei can't stand this grievance!!!

"Okay, Wei Erwei, you were the one who went the wrong way in the first place. And Qian Jie, it's also wrong to buy for free. Remember to compensate them later."

Ying stood up and spoke at this time. She first comforted Wei Erwei, and then gave some instructions to Qian Jie.

"Hmph, mind your own business," Qianjie snorted coldly and turned his head away.

Seeing Qianjie being defeated, how could Wei Erwei miss such a good opportunity? So she felt that she was good enough.

"Oh, is this what it means that the wife follows the husband's lead? Isn't this our Master Qianjie? When did he become like this?"

Qianjie’s anger value is 100%!

"Vilvi, do you want to die once?!"

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, Qianjie, calm down first," Ying quickly stopped Qianjie.

At this time, if someone who is familiar with Sakura will find that Sakura's ears are pinker than before.

As someone who is familiar with Sakura, I have already started to watch the show.

After a while of commotion, the topic finally turned back to business.

Snapped!

Alicia stood up and slammed her hands on the conference table, which scared Pado who was slacking off nearby.

"Everyone, we can't wait any longer. If we hesitate, we will lose. If we hesitate, we will lose.

Have you ever thought about what would happen if Kiana really turned back into a boy and grew up crooked?

According to my research, boys are easily changed by the people around them. Even though Kiana no longer absorbs other people's emotions,

But what if, just in case, have you ever thought about it?

For example, Kiana likes Qianjie very much, and then she becomes Qianjie's appearance."

Qianjie’s anger value is fifty percent!

This..., everyone suddenly fell into fantasy,

Kiana had his back to them. Just as everyone was smiling with relief, he turned around.

A boy with dead eyes appeared in front of them.

"Is this the only thing you can do? Get up and keep fighting to please me, hahahahaha!!!".

hiss....,

Everyone in Firefly took a deep breath and dared not watch this scene.

Everyone looked at Qianjie and decided in their hearts that they must not let Kiana and Qianjie stay together for too long in the future.

Snapped!

Qianjie stood up and slapped the conference table. Even though the table had been modified, a dent was still left by Qianjie's slap.

Conference table HP-10.

"Qianjie, you should spend less time with that child in the future," said Abonya, the mother character.

"Aponya!!!".

Cough,

For example, Kiana has been with Kevin for a long time...

Everyone looked at Kevin, only to see that his face was a little gloomy, and a cold mist appeared.

The conference table was covered with mist, and then with a click, cracks appeared on the table.

Everyone imagined that Kiana turned around with a cold expression, holding the Skyfire in his hand and said,

“1000-7=how much”.

"This is all wrong!"

April turns the table!

"Hehe, everyone seems so serious, so I'd like to liven up the atmosphere, hey," Alicia said playfully, sticking out her tongue.

Retracting their thoughts, everyone put Kevin into the footsteps of Qianjie.

Mei: "Kevin, until you manage your expression, you'd better sleep alone."

Kevin…

If there is a song at this moment, it must be..., there is no need to set up the scene, natural air conditioning is no joke, it's funny.

For example, Kiana stayed with Kosmo for a long time...

The fantasy begins,

Kiana turned into a Kosmo..., hey, it seems pretty good!

Everyone's eyes lit up, as if they had discovered a new world, except Kosmo, who remained silent.

"Ahem, don't just think about the bright side. If Kiana becomes a Kosmo, what about the future communication? Have you ever thought about it?"

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Alicia urgently brought everyone back to their senses.

Oh, that seems to be true. One Kosmo is enough for Firefly. If we add one more, it will be very tiring to carry a Morse code every day. So Kosmo was eliminated.

"It's okay, Amo, I won't despise you," Destobia comforted the silent Kosmo while holding him in her arms.

Kosma:….

For example, Kiana becomes Su...

Su, who was originally watching the show with a smile on his face, was inexplicably stared at by everyone.

People who are familiar with Su can see at this time that there is a # in the upper corner of his squinting eyes.

Fantasy ing...., Kiana has become a riddle man, every time he greets someone, he speaks in classical Chinese,

Hiss, it’s even more terrifying!

It absolutely cannot become like this!

As a poor student, Padofelice immediately expressed his opinion. When he thought about his beloved Kiana sister, he would become a classical Chinese writer like Su Ge.

She wouldn't even bother to die!

Snapped!

Alicia snapped her fingers, the lights focused on her, and she smiled.

So who is in favor of not letting Kiana turn back into a boy? Who is against?