Fast Travel: After turning into an animal, the villain asked me to be his wife

Fu Huaiyan sat at the dining table with the very good-looking steak in front of him.

The big white parrot stood in front of him, with a bit of seriousness and seriousness on its round face.

One person and one bird faced each other for a long time.

"...I'm not lying to you," Fu Huaiyan tried to reason, "A bird can't eat this steak."

"fraud!"

"Meat!"

The parrot looked at him like he was looking at a scumbag.

It's rare that Fu Huaiyan doesn't know how to deal with it.

He looked at the bird, a troubled look on his usually cold face.

There aren't many things that can worry Mr. Fu. Except for his adoptive parents, this bird is temporarily at the top of the list.

"It's my fault this time." Fu Huaiyan didn't know why he had to apologize to a bird, but he had always been a person who could distinguish between public and private matters. No matter what, he did lie to the bird. "But I just checked the information and there was no one." The clear assertion is that parrots can eat steak.”

"Eat!"

Seeing that the parrot was not getting enough food and salt, Fu Huaiyan frowned deeper and deeper.

"can not eat."

"Eat!"

Seeing that Fu Huaiyan refused to feed her, Yu Zhen looked at the steak, then at Fu Huaiyan, and asked a question in his soul——

"You want to eat alone?"

Fu Huaiyan:......

He pinched the bridge of his nose, carried the steak directly back to the kitchen, and then dumped the steak into the trash can in front of the parrot.

Then he turned around, looked at the stunned parrot and sneered: "We won't eat it."

This scene had a big impact on the bird.

He saw the parrot looking at him in disbelief, then it flapped its wings and flew to the edge of the trash can in an instant, stretched out its head and looked inside.

When he really saw the steak lying quietly at the bottom of the trash can, he let out a sad cry——

"My steak!"

"Gone!"

"Knock knock." Fu Huaiyan bent his index finger, tapped it on the countertop, and said coldly, "Correction, it's my steak."

"People are bad!"

"People are bad!"

"Shameful waste!"

"shameful!"

The parrot flapped its wings and shouted at Fu Huaiyan.

Fu Huaiyan turned a deaf ear and gradually got used to it and became calm.

"Well, I'm bad, I'm bad."

He even echoed this.

Then he noticed that the bird was depressed.

It first kicked over the trash can, and then flew directly to the chandelier. When squatting on it, its dark beady eyes were still staring at him.

This is sulking with him.

Fu Huaiyan shook his head, feeling that this bird was so smart that he even lost his temper.

It was impossible for him to argue with a bird. Even though he thought the bird was a little tempered, he still packed the trash can silently, then took out a bottle of red wine from the wine cabinet and poured himself a glass.

He doesn't usually drink, but...the steak is gone.

Fu Huaiyan glanced at the big white parrot out of the corner of his eye.

I found it squatting on the chandelier, its eyes had been closed quietly, and somehow I breathed a sigh of relief.

He went upstairs directly with the wine glass in hand.

But unknown to him, as soon as he left, the bird opened its eyes instantly.

Yu Zhen looked at the red wine bottle placed on the table with interest, and couldn't help but think of the taste of red wine.

In her previous life, she was raised well and drank a lot of good wine. She knew Fu Huaiyan's wine was top quality just by smelling it.

She stretched out her head and took a look. When she found no one, she immediately flapped her wings and flew down.

**

As soon as Fu Huaiyan lay on the bed, he heard a burst of singing.

He instinctively felt that something was not good, this movement... was a bit familiar.

I wanted to ignore it, but I didn't expect the sound to get louder.

He suddenly thought of something, hurriedly put on a nightgown and walked downstairs.

When he saw the scene in front of him, he fell completely silent.

The parrot is still on the chandelier, but the red wine bottle on the table is mostly empty. At this time, the bottle is leaning against a white porcelain bowl. All the wine flowing out of the bowl has disappeared. It can be seen that the bird is not only It is so smart that it can pour its own wine, and it also knows how to make a bowl to prevent the wine from spilling on the table. I don’t know how it does this, which requires extremely high skills.

"I love you walking alone in a dark alley~~~~"

“I love the way you don’t kneel~~~~”

“I love you and have endured despair~~~~”

"I refuse to cry~~~~"

"..."

Fu Jiacheng is right, this parrot can indeed sing.

Ignoring everything else, the singing was still pretty good, but Mr. Fu only had a headache now.

He was fortunate that his villa was quite large, so he wouldn't be called in the middle of the night to report him as a nuisance.

Fu Huaiyan took out his mobile phone with a sullen face and took a short video of the parrot.

Then I clicked on WeChat, found Fu Jiacheng’s avatar, and sent the short video——

[This is the good bird you gave me, Fu Jiacheng, do you really think I am your brother? ]

[Hurry over and take the bird away tomorrow! ]

After sending the message, the depression in his heart finally dissipated.

Looking at the bird standing on the chandelier still singing "The Lonely Warrior", he silently dialed a phone number.

Ten seconds later, the call was connected.

The person opposite was obviously a little surprised that Fu Huaiyan called in the middle of the night, and said incredulously: "Fu Huaiyan?"

"Why did you remember to call me? Isn't it a little too late now to communicate the feelings between old classmates?"

"Lin Ze, don't talk nonsense." Mr. Fu had already suffered a nervous breakdown from the birds at home.

"Eh? Wait, why is there someone singing in your place?" Lin Ze had sharp ears. This was partly because the parrot's voice was too loud. "Are you a lone brave person singing?"

"When did Mr. Fu become so down-to-earth? I haven't heard of you getting married and having children? How come you know the classic songs of kindergarten children?"

By chance, the parrot was singing "To the whimpering and roaring in the dark night~~~"

Lin Ze simply sang along: "Who said that only those who stand in the light are heroes~~~"

Mr. Fu suffered double torture on the spot.

He said coldly: "If you don't want me to tell your wife the news that you chased more than a dozen women when you were in college, just keep singing."

"Chengchengcheng, I won't sing anymore. Isn't it okay if I don't sing anymore?" Lin Ze immediately knelt down and begged for mercy, being able to bend and stretch.

"So why are you calling me? Are you asking me to listen to your little love singing?"

"The parrot my brother gave me was drunk and singing," Fu Huaiyan said quickly with a cold face, "How can I make it sober up?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a strange silence on the other side, and then a burst of laughter broke out.

The parrot is still singing: "Your silence~~deafening~~deafening~~"

Fu Huaiyan suddenly understood the lyrics.

His silence was deafening.