I asked you to be on the love show, why did you take the actor home?
Chapter 70 Do you want to recognize this ‘son’?
After an hour of bumping up and down, swaying left and right, we finally arrived at our destination.
Everyone felt as if the bones in their bodies had been torn apart and reassembled.
Director Guo and a group of directors were waiting there.
"Welcome to the love cabin. This is the love nest specially prepared for you by the program team. Next, you will spend three days and two nights here."
Love cabin?
"Where is it?" Ji Mengmeng couldn't see the house anywhere and couldn't wait to look at Director Guo.
Jun Wan looked at this silly child without words, closed his eyes and stretched out his thumb, poking it in the back.
Ji Mengmeng turned around, took one look, and stood there stunned, her eyes widened as wide as a bull's eye, and stammered: "No way, we...live there?!"
Director Guo's face was full of gloating, and he nodded with a smile.
"Yes, this is an original ecological residence. Please enjoy it here in the next few days!"
Haha, enjoy?
Everyone raised their eyebrows and looked around, and what they saw was a row of wooden houses with only one floor high. Outside the houses was a small courtyard surrounded by fences, which was neatly kept.
There is an osmanthus tree planted on the left side of the yard, and there is a straw shed on the right side, which is a pigsty, and two fat pigs are eating inside.
but!
The eight guests all stared at Director Guo.
As a house, it must at least have a complete roof!
The wooden logs on top are drooping, with a piece missing here and a hole exposed there. When it rains, you can stand under it and take a bath.
Everyone looked at Director Guo: Are you sure you came to the right place?
Director Guo ignored the guests' questions and said, "This is your home now. It's your job to build a home. There are some dead tree trunks in the back mountain nearby. You can go find some and bring them back." Fix the roof.”
Extremely shameless!
"Director, do you remember that this is a love variety show? We are here to fall in love." This is not about going to the countryside to experience life!
When talking about this, Director Guo got angry: "Then you guys should talk to me, and spread the dog food as hard as you can! All of them are in their twenties. They don't even know how to fall in love, so what qualifications do they have to negotiate terms?" !”
Anyway, the show is already going bad, so we might as well just stop it until the end. Director Guo ran away groaning after yelling.
Jun Wan walked to the door of the wooden house and raised his hand to gently push the wooden door open, wanting to see what was going on inside.
result.
"Click, bang!"
The door fell down.
Jun Wan retracted her little hand as if nothing had happened. Seeing everyone staring at her, she pointed at the broken door on the ground and said quibly: "It's none of my business, it's it, it's causing trouble!"
Seeing how nervous she was, Mu Hanye quickly said, "Well, we know it's not your fault."
Jun Wan felt relieved and was about to walk in when he felt his trouser leg being pulled.
She looked down and saw a fat goose biting her trouser leg, trying to drag her out.
"Hey, it's such a fat goose. The meat must taste very plump. I really want to eat the goose stewed in an iron pot!" When Ji Mengmeng saw the goose, she thought of this famous meat dish in Northeast China.
"Goose stewed in an iron pot? Is it delicious?" Jun Wan's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard about the food.
She is from the south and has never eaten this dish called Northeastern Stewed Goose. The name of this dish sounds very domineering and it is full of meat.
"Of course, it's so meaty, one bite will send you straight to heaven!"
"Wow~~~" Zi Junwan looked at the big goose with much gentler eyes.
At this moment, Big Goose suddenly loosened Jun Wan's trousers and yelled at Ji Mengmeng fiercely: "Gah!!"
Ji Mengmeng was startled and had a premonition that something was not going to be good, so she ran away.
The next second, the goose chased after me aggressively, with its fat butt twisting and turning, and it looked like it had a lot of meat.
Jun Wan stared at the goose's butt and almost drooled until she heard a shrill cry: "Ah!!!! Help, Sister Wanwan!!"
Jun Wan also hurriedly chased after him: "You big goose, stop running away and don't bite anyone, or I will stew you tonight!"
Mu Hanye: "..."
Eldest son? If you call him your son, what will he become? The goose’s ‘father’?
He didn't really want this title.
Mu Hanye was struggling with whether or not to recognize this 'son'.
Others were watching a lively and speechless scene.
In the picture, Ji Mengmeng was jumping up and down in the yard, and a big fat goose was chasing her to peck her butt. Then behind the goose's butt, Jun Wan was chasing a whole pot of 'meat' that had not reached her mouth.
Ten minutes later.
Jun Wan sat on the ground in the small courtyard panting, holding a big goose in her arms.
The big goose kept squawking and struggled to get up. Jun Wan looked fierce and pinched the back of Destiny's neck, pushing it down!
Finally, the big goose succumbed to her lustful power and lay down obediently.
Jun Wan smiled proudly and continued to stroke its back gently.
other people:"……"
Seeing that everyone was silent, Jun Wan said, "It's getting late. Let's go to the back mountain to find some dead tree trunks and come back."
Otherwise, the roof would leak both wind and rain, making it uninhabitable.
The program team said that they have to rely on themselves for food and accommodation these days.
Living there, barely... I guess it's settled, the roof will be repaired and I'll be able to sleep on it.
As for food, you have to work to get it.
Ye Wanru retorted confidently at this time: "If you want to go, you can go by yourself. I won't go. I have never done this kind of work before, and I don't know how!"
"Then have you known how to eat since you were a child? Didn't you learn it too? Otherwise, why didn't you starve to death?" How could Jun Wan spoil her when she was trying to act like a eldest lady here?
At this time, Gu Jingchuan suggested: "How about we divide into two groups, you go look for the tree trunks, and we stay to look for ingredients to cook."
Jun Wan did not object immediately. She thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll go find the tree trunk. Where are you?" She asked Mu Hanye and the others.
Ji Mengmeng immediately raised her hand: "Sister Wanwan, I want to follow you."
Seeing Ji Mengmeng's statement, Jiang Sheng immediately said, "Then I will also team up with Sister Wan."
Mu Hanye didn't speak, but he was already standing next to Jun Wan.
Qiao Xinzhu hesitated and said, "Then I'll stay too. I'm too weak. I might drag you down if I go up the mountain."
Just kidding, she is not stupid, she is looking for a chance to get close to Movie Emperor Mu, but if she is exhausted from going up the mountain, how can Movie Emperor Mu be in the mood to care about you?
Anyway, there are many opportunities next.
Lu Ziqian also chose to stay.
"Okay, that's it. The four of you go find ingredients to cook, and the four of us go up the mountain to bring back some tree trunks. Let's start now!"
Jun Wan’s last sentence concluded.
Ye Wanru couldn't help but jump again.
"What's this? Have you asked me? I haven't even chosen yet, and you've already decided. Why should I listen to you?"
Jun Wan held back her temper and looked at her with a smile on her face: "Then what do you mean, you want to go up the mountain with us?"
Ye Wanru instantly withered: "I, I'll stay here to find food..."
"Then you're such a fool, there's so much going on!" Jun Wan put down the goose, cursed and led the three of them up the mountain.
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