I asked you to be on the love show, why did you take the actor home?

"Listen up, I'm pretending to be a big boss, but I'm actually a stupid dick, wearing a cloud palm, ha!"

When she finished the last word, she put her fingers together, like a 200-pound macho man, and hit Gu Jingchuan's chest with one palm.

Gu Jingchuan was almost killed by her slap.

Holding her chest and coughing.

Qiao Xinzhu was unhappy and turned to look at Jun Wan who was sitting behind her: "You don't think this is poetry."

Jun Wan said confidently: "It doesn't matter. A chicken is still a chicken when it is covered with phoenix feathers. It will never become a phoenix. A stupid guy is still a stupid guy no matter how much he pretends to be cool. This logic makes perfect sense!"

"You may not be able to understand it with your IQ. It doesn't matter. I'll give you another song. Listen carefully!"

"Look (Qiao), look at the woman in front of you, she's wearing a flower on her new heart, eh? She has a pig (bamboo) head and a pig's head."

director:"……"

Guests: "..."

staff member:"……"

Everyone looked at the small crown on Qiao Xinzhu's head that she just wore today.

He lowered his head and bit his fist, thinking about the saddest thing in his life.

Qiao Xinzhu clenched her palms tightly and endured it again and again: "But the 'cloud-piercing palm' you did at the end was not acting coquettishly! The director said that the female guests should act coquettishly while composing poems."

Jun Wan was particularly shameless: "That's right, I act like a spoiled child like that. I like to hit other people's chests with my little hands."

"I'm so powerful that my chest is broken by rocks. I can kill someone with just one slap..."

As he spoke, he turned his wrist, and the threat was very obvious.

……

The car swayed all the way and finally stopped on the side of the road.

The mission location has arrived.

Everyone got out of the car and came to a quagmire.

Seeing this familiar scene, Gu Jingchuan suddenly felt a little panicked.

Subconsciously glanced at Jun Wan.

Jun Wan's eyes glowed green, and he felt that all the cells in his body were restless.

Director Guo spoke at the right time: "Yes, you guessed it right! Today's mission location is this quagmire."

Guests: ...who guessed it with you?

Director Guo ignored everyone's gaze, pointed to the middle of the quagmire and continued to announce: "In the first level, start from the starting point, run under the horizontal bar, and bite off the donuts on the horizontal bar.

Then continue to run forward, bypass the triangular roadblock in front, and then run back to the starting point to win. "

Everyone looked up and saw a horizontal bar in the middle of the quagmire, with three donuts hanging from it on thin wires.

Pink.

Three groups of guests must cooperate in pairs to bite off the donuts with their mouths.

Immediately afterwards, one of them could not touch the ground with his feet, and the two of them ran to the triangular roadblock and went around it, and then returned to the starting point.

The fastest team wins.

The guests were still dumbfounded, and Director Guo asked again: "Do you understand everything? If there is no problem, please get out of the quagmire."

Qiao Xinzhu said in embarrassment: "Director, are there no protective measures? Just go down directly. What if there is something sharp inside and you get cut?"

Director Guo waved his hand: "Don't worry, this is an artificial quagmire. There is nothing but mud in it, and the mud is good for the skin. It's good to have more bubbles!"

The program team brought a few more team uniforms for the guests to change into.

The guests originally thought that today would be a romantic date, so they took care of themselves.

Among them, Gu Jingchuan and Qiao Xinzhu were the most eye-catching.

Gu Jingchuan wore a white shirt and trousers, dressed like a polite scumbag.

Qiao Xinzhu was even more outstanding, wearing a high-cut white dress, her hair tied into a half-princess hairstyle, and a small crown.

Not only does this cost money, but it is also easy to lose money.

Others are more normal and wear everyday private clothes.

Jun Wan is the most casual. She wears sportswear and a high ponytail.

After changing clothes, everyone got into the quagmire one after another.

Qiao Xinzhu was like a delicate white flower, half-hugged by Lu Ziqian, and tremblingly fell into the quagmire.

Everyone stood at the starting point. At the beginning of this distance, both people's feet could touch the ground.

After reaching the horizontal bar, from eating donuts to running around the triangular roadblock and back again, only one person can touch the ground.

The director blew his whistle and the six people immediately rushed to the horizontal bar.

Qiao Xinzhu and Lu Ziqian agreed, and they chose the princess hug.

But they both overestimated their height.

The director hung the donuts more than two meters high and stipulated that they could only be bitten with your mouth.

Even if Lu Ziqian was two meters tall, he couldn't lift Qiao Xinzhu to that height in the princess's arms.

But for Lu Ziqian, winning or losing the game is not important.

The important thing is that he wants to hold Sister Xinzhu for a while longer.

Jiang Sheng and Ji Mengmeng next to them were even more speechless.

These two are just here to make fun of themselves.

Jiang Sheng was carrying Ji Mengmeng, and Ji Mengmeng was on his back, raising her head with difficulty to bite the donut.

It's enough to reach it, but the donuts are hung by strings and will fly when they touch them, constantly floating around.

Ji Mengmeng's neck almost broke.

And if she wanted to eat the donut, she had to move her body slightly upward to reach it.

So, she sat astride Jiang Sheng's back and grabbed his hair with both hands.

It stretched its head like a little turtle.

He kicked his feet hard and his body jumped up and down.

Jiang Sheng was pulled by her hair, grinning in pain.

In addition, Ji Mengmeng, that stinky girl, kept jumping on his back like a jumping frog.

It’s a double crit!