I asked you to be on the love show, why did you take the actor home?
Chapter 281 Movie Emperor Mu: I can kill everyone instantly
She walked over.
As soon as I got closer, I saw the man holding a handful of sweet potato vines in his hand and muttering:
"Want me Wanwan!"
"Wanwan doesn't want me anymore..."
The two lines were read back and forth.
When I read the first half of the sentence, I felt extremely excited as if I had been injected with chicken blood. When I read the second half of the sentence, I felt as if my soul had been drained.
After reading a sentence, you have to grab a sweet potato leaf and throw it away.
Jun Wan stood behind him and listened for a long time: "..."
Until, she heard an unnecessary sentence,
"Wanwan wants me! Wanwan doesn't want me anymore. There are other dogs outside Wanwan..."
Jun Wan: "I don't have any other dogs to mess with!"
Movie Emperor Mu immediately turned around when he heard a familiar voice. When he saw his wife's face, the smile spread instantly.
But it only lasted a few seconds before he reservedly withdrew his smile and turned away.
"What are you doing here? Aren't you busy? You can go, I can play by myself..."
"..."
The awkward man is indeed childish and cute.
――【Best Actor Mu, just do your best】
――【Man, I advise you to stop in moderation】
――【It’s just a relationship, my boyfriend’s IQ has deteriorated】
――【Laughing to death, is that what he calls falling in love? That’s called unrequited love at best! 】
――【Stop talking, the male god is shameless? 】
Jun Wan squatted down next to him, bumped his shoulder, and said with a playful smile, "Are you angry?"
Movie Emperor Mu turned his head arrogantly, "No, I don't dare!"
This answer is really cowardly and stubborn.
"Pfft!"
Seeing his awkward look, Jun Wan felt a little tempted to laugh and laughed out loud.
"Okay, don't be angry. I'll take you out later."
Movie Emperor Mu quietly turned back: "Really?"
"Of course it's true, I never lie to others!"
The man's expression immediately turned from gloomy to sunny.
He returned to his serious look and pondered for a moment: "Wanwan, do you find it annoying that I am pestering you?"
"How is that possible?" Jun Wan raised his head unexpectedly, "You like to be by my side, it makes me look awesome!"
Mu Hanye: "Huh?"
"After rebirth, the actor became my little follower! With this title, it's hard for me not to become popular!"
Little follower and actor: "..." He shouldn't have any illusions.
"But if you want to go out with me later, what about the show? Have you thought about it?"
Mu Hanye raised his eyebrows: "Do you need to prepare this specially?"
Jun Wan: "No need?"
She pointed at the three people not far away, racking their brains and thinking hard.
Mu Hanye glanced at them and said, "That's because their cultivation level is too low. If I just perform a show, I can kill everyone in an instant!"
Jun Wan: "..."
Is this the confidence coming from the actor? It makes people envious and jealous!
――【Very good, Mr. Mu, please continue to maintain this kind of confidence for your mother, you must not be in love】
――【Upstairs, stop dreaming, this is just a flashback, very short-lived】
――【God TM returns to the light, the wording is quite appropriate】
Time passed by minute by minute.
Not long after, the sweet smell of roasted sweet potatoes came from the sweet potato field.
Jun Wan greeted everyone and moved the roasted sweet potatoes onto the back of the tractor.
Two tractors, one pulling roasted sweet potatoes, the other pulling the guests.
Set off with a bang.
Jun Wan was sitting at the front of the car, holding a big horn and wondering what he was tinkering with.
Ten minutes later.
The tractor slowly approached a recreational area.
Many customers are sitting here, chatting and eating.
Suddenly, there was a "clang-clang-clang" noise in the distance.
"What is this sound? Why does it sound so strange?"
"It looks like a big truck?"
"It's not like that. Big trucks aren't that noisy!"
"..."
Driven by curiosity, all the customers stretched their necks and looked forward.
The tractor was getting closer.
The aroma of roasted sweet potatoes gradually spreads.
"It smells so good. This smell makes me a little hungry."
"Indeed, what kind of food is this? It smells pretty good."
"It's roasted sweet potatoes, I've eaten them several times."
"..."
--[She's coming, she's coming, she's driving her tractor towards us! 】
――【Guess, can our sister Wan successfully seduce someone and make her a fool? 】
——[Please pay attention to your language upstairs, what is called cows and horses, that is called friendship and cooperation! 】
――【Upstairs, I thought what you wanted to correct was 'hooking up'】
Before the customers could wait for too long, Jun Wan's excited sales voice came from the loudspeaker:
"Roasted sweet potatoes, delicious roasted sweet potatoes! It detoxifies and relieves intestinal blockage. It is beautiful and delicious! Roasted sweet potatoes..."
The guests all looked blank: "..."
Yu Yan poked his head out of the back compartment and said, "Sister, when did you record this jingle?"
Jun Wan: "It was just in the field!"
Ji Mengmeng: "This jingle line is like the line from the loudspeaker of the old man who collects rags at the entrance of our village!"
"It's just a reference to the rag-collecting jingle!" Jun Wan said proudly, "How about it, isn't it bad? Are you shocked?"
Everyone: "Yes!!"
It must be there, even if you don’t have it!
"Haha, if I take action, it will definitely be a masterpiece!" Jun Wan pressed the loudspeaker and continued to play in a loop.
Guests: "..."
I never want to hear this magical voice again in my life!
The tractor stopped not far from the customer leisure area.
Jun Wan jumped out of the front of the car holding a big horn.
Cheerfully wave your arms to everyone and say hello.
"Dear friends, good morning! Have you eaten? If not, would you like a piece of delicious roasted sweet potato?
One piece per person, first come first served, free of charge, free of charge. What are you still hesitating about? Act quickly! "
Early in the morning, I saw such a lively little girl, and many elderly people were poked.
An uncle laughed and joked with her: "Little girl, is it really free? But you need to change your sentence. It sounds like you are calling someone an idiot. I am really worried about you if you are uneducated. Haha. Ha ha……"
Jun Wan was stunned, "Oh, I'll go, right?"
"I'm sorry, uncle, and brothers and sisters, grandparents, my fault, my fault!
To express my apology, everyone present will count as one, and each person will get two! "
After speaking, she greeted everyone and quickly distributed the roasted sweet potatoes to everyone.
These people were usually tired of eating delicacies from the mountains and seas. Now they ate a roasted sweet potato. They found it very novel and no one disliked it.
Some people even praised it.
"Well, this is the first time I've tried this flavor, and it's not bad!"
"Me too, I rarely have the opportunity to eat something like this."
"..."
Some people feel that one or two is not enough, so they ask for more.
Jun Wan is not stingy either, and will give anyone who asks for more.
After a while, all the roasted sweet potatoes that I brought were finished.
Jun Wan took the opportunity and started to cheat.
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