I asked you to be on the love show, why did you take the actor home?
Chapter 115 The woman you love is here!
Turning around to look over, Ji Mengmeng was comparing her feelings with her hands, looking at Ruan Lianxi with a look of infatuation.
Ruan Lianxi was also a casual person, and she immediately gave the cute little girl a wink with a smile.
Now Ji Mengmeng couldn't bear it any more. She clutched her chest and gasped, looking as if she had been electrocuted.
"Hey, hey, are you going too far?" Jun Wan couldn't bear to see her acting like this. Hey, she's worthless and her mouth was watering.
The woman you love is here, a little scumbag who loves someone else!
"Hehe, is that right? Sister Wan, look at that night, with my acting skills, can I be one of the "Four Little Flowers" in the industry?"
"Well zZ, I don't know about the 'Four Little Flowers', but you are destined to be the 'Four Little Flowers'..." Jun Wan touched her chin and spoke with an incomprehensible look.
Ji Mengmeng was extremely excited when she heard this: "Really? Am I really such a great actor?"
As an oiran, she knows this.
In ancient brothels, it was the kind of woman who was first in talent and beauty!
I didn't expect Sister Wanwan to speak so highly of her, she is at the level of an oiran!
Ji Mengmeng was moved to tears and was about to hug her head and sob with her late sister.
As a result, her late sister's next sentence was, "It's fake. I mean, your performance just now was so bad, you looked like a charlatan!"
Biu! An arrow to the heart!
Ji Mengmeng held back the tears that had just brewed!
Break off! She wants to break up with Sister Wan for three minutes!
She raised her board angrily and decided to find a man.
Women are all annoying little fairies, stingy, heartless and unreasonable!
Just like her late sister!
Everyone looked at the words on Ji Mengmeng's board, and then everyone's expressions went numb:
“I hope that on a dark and windy night, there won’t be any human beings around.
At this time, there was a handsome man, holding a halberd that reaches the sky and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds. He took me to the cinema, and we watched a romantic love movie..."
Several guests looked at each other, and then began to have wild thoughts.
‘The night is dark and the wind is high’…
This word sounds very easy to confuse people, and with this description of the scene, does Ji Mengmeng want to have fun with Fang Jiangjiang?
Then everyone had a look of understanding, "Tsk, this little girl is not old, but she is very courageous!"
Only Jun Wan has questions in his mind. Does everyone understand?
She sniffed, picked her forehead again, and asked if she didn't understand.
With a serious and cautious expression, he asked tentatively: "I'm just going to watch a movie, why do I have to watch it on a 'dark and windy night'?"
And why do you have to step on the colorful auspicious clouds? Isn't that Sun Monkey?
Ji Mengmeng glanced at Sister Wan with an expression of 'you don't understand', and sighed deeply.
Seeing Ji Mengmeng's serious look, Jun Wan became even more humble. It seemed that she really had never seen the world.
So she sat down obediently, waiting to be taught.
Several other female guests also pricked up their ears, and even Director Guo's curiosity was aroused.
Everyone wanted to hear what Ji Mengmeng would say.
Then, everyone saw Ji Mengmeng spread her hands and said confidently: "This answer shows that I am very educated!"
Director Guo: "..."
Several female guests: "..."
Jun Wan: "..." Her breath was stuck in her throat.
She looked at Ji Mengmeng with a smile on her face and said, "...and then what?" It aroused people's curiosity, but it turned out that it was just to prove that you are educated?
Ji Mengmeng rolled her eyes delicately and said matter-of-factly: "That's right!
You see, if I had just answered directly, "Take me to the movies," you would definitely have no curiosity about me and just move on.
But look now, are you all confused by me? Hahaha……"
"Haha, you're so big!" Jun Wan slapped her directly on the back of the head.
A lot of what she said earlier is bullshit.
This stinky girl has whetted everyone's appetite, but after hearing this reason, do you dare to go further?
Still stepping on the colorful auspicious clouds, why don't you talk about Hot Wheels?
After being slapped by Sister Wan, Ji Mengmeng felt aggrieved: "Then what did you write?"
When Jun Wan heard this, he raised his chin proudly: "Humph, look at me!"
After saying that, she turned over her board: Take me to eat, drink, and get female tickets (cross out)!
When Ji Mengmeng saw it, she immediately thought she was smart and said:
"Oh, I understand! Sister Wanwan, are you saying that as long as the other person takes you to eat and drink, you will be his girlfriend? But why did you cross out 'female vote' again..."
Ye Wanru also looked at Jun Wan with a look of curiosity.
Qiao Xinzhu had a faint smile on her face. In fact, she was even more disdainful of Jun Wan. He could get it after just one meal and a drink. He was indeed a bumpkin from the countryside, so cheap!
Apparently, all three of them thought the crossed-out words meant the internet slang for 'girlfriend'.
Only Ruan Lianxi looked at the crossed-out word 'female vote' and glanced at Jun Wan meaningfully.
She figured it out. This was not a 'female vote', but the word 'piao'.
I'm really worried about someone.
I don’t know if he will be so angry when he sees this. Thinking about that scene, well, I am inexplicably looking forward to it.
But Ruan Lianxi didn't point it out. She wanted to see how Jun Wan would come back.
Jun Wan cleared her throat, her eyes wandering guiltily.
She was just thinking a little bit, so she thought of writing "eat, drink, piao, du". After she realized what she was doing, she quickly crossed it out for fear of damaging the children before the live broadcast.
In the end, I didn't expect to be caught by this little guy Ji Mengmeng. If I had known about it, I would have painted it black.
At this moment, I could only defend myself stumblingly: "That's right, I suddenly felt that being 'his' girlfriend for a meal is too cheap for that kid!"
Ji Mengmeng nodded sweetly and said, "That's right! What should we do then?"
Seeing that the deception was successful, Jun Wan immediately straightened up and said, "Of course you have to eat a few more meals before agreeing to him!"
Ruan Lianxi: "..." She held her forehead and sighed silently, feeling happy and dumbfounded at the same time.
At this time, Director Guo saw that the atmosphere was just right, so he asked the third question while the iron was hot: "If you choose a male guest for a date, who would you like to be?"
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