Genshin Impact: The Great Evil Dragon’s Death System

Durran said from the side: "Your Highness, the child of the Legenfend family is elusive. No matter whether it is the Dawn Winery or the angel's gift, he can't be found."

Jing Fantian asked: "Where are Youla and Amber?"

Lessig of the Lawrence family said: "Your Highness, Yora is dressing up at home. She will come later. As for Amber, the detective knight of the Knights, she is accompanying Yora."

Jing Fantian looked at Lessig's words with erratic eyes. It seemed that Youla was not as simple as dressing up.

With such a stubborn character, Youla would not make any preparation for Jing Fantian.

He shook his head: "Forget it, there are too many women in the world, and I don't have the energy to stop on a tree."

He turned around and left, leaving Duerlan and Laisig behind as if they were falling into the abyss.

Durlan grabbed Lesig to the side and asked aggressively: "What's going on? Where did Youla go?"

Lessig said with some frustration: "Yura didn't see anyone at all. She beat me out as soon as I entered. Uncle, you also know that there is no opponent of Youla in the Lawrence family."

Duerlan angrily said: "Let's go see Youla. The fate of the family is in her hands. How long will she be willful?"

Jing Fantian walked to the main seat of Xifeng Cathedral and sat down, looking at the holders of the Eye of God on a table.

There are Jean, Lisa, Noelle, and Kelly from the Knights, as well as from other organizations, Barbara, Rosalia, Diona, Bennett, Fischer, and the young masters of the Fools.

As soon as Mr. Jing's table was opened, it was filled with guests.

The nun from West Wind Church next to him poured a glass of wine for Jing Fantian, and Jing Fantian raised his glass to everyone.

"Come on, come on, drink!"

Except for Kelly and Diona, everyone on the table picked up their wine glasses and toasted.

After a sip of dandelion wine, Jing Fantian became very poetic.

"I am so happy that I came to Mondstadt today!"

"For this reason, I will recite a poem."

Everyone is curious, can this evil dragon write poetry?

The young master was speechless. After just one drink, this guy was going to go crazy with alcohol.

"What a cathedral, damn it's really good. If the God of Wind can reach it, I'll take a seat. Put some wine by the window and sing to the sea. Let's take a few punches. My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much."

Jing Fantian's doggerel was written down, and the people at the table looked at each other and I looked at you.

They are all foreigners and do not understand Liyue's poetry. This culture is too trendy and they have no ability to appreciate it.

In order to prevent Jing Fantian from being embarrassed, Fischer stepped forward to fulfill the duty of flattering Bima Wen.

"Ah~ This poem praises His Highness the Dragon King's heroic spirit in defying the gods. His Highness the Dragon King looks down at the world, and even the God of Wind is powerless. It's so graceful."

"Oz, copy this poem and recite it all night long. I want to bask in the outstanding literary talent of His Highness the Dragon King."

Jing Fantian laughed loudly after hearing this: "Little Amy, that's good, that's good. If you speak well, you will be rewarded."

"This king will reward you with ten thousand taels of gold and tens of millions of molas."

Fischer also laughed, he was such an easy dragon to trick, and he would be rewarded for just flattering him.

"Come on, come on, each of you can write a poem too."

"The resentment from Qin, +100 talent points."

"The resentment from Barbara, +100 talent points."

"From Diona..."

In an instant, everyone on the table felt resentful in their hearts.

They are not good at writing poems, so how can they write good poems?

This dragon likes to make things difficult for people.

Wine table culture. In ancient times, the wine table culture was a very elegant thing. It was about reciting poems and composing poems, enjoying the sunshine and white snow, and attracting talented people and beautiful ladies.

It’s only in modern times that the wine table culture has gradually become popular and has become a kind of dregs, becoming extremely tacky.

Jing Fantian wants to go against the grain and reform the wine table culture.

He gave Keli a piece of big chicken leg and said, "Come on, little Keli, say a few auspicious words."

Keli smiled: "Alice's mother taught me how to write poetry, and I recite it."

Jing Fantian encouraged: "Okay, okay, Keli, come on."

Keli recited:

"Duduke, fly, fly."

"Fly to Mingguan Mountain and blow him to pieces."

"Flying to the Benlang leader, the explosion made the wolf king call mother."

"Flying to Wupa Valley, the people of Qiuqiu were bombed and their homes were lost."

"Flying to Mondstadt, the explosion made the wind god scream."

The people at the table looked ashamed. Keli's children's poem smelled a bit gunpowder!

Qin held her forehead. She heard her mother talk about Ms. Alice's great achievements when she was a child.

At that time, Ms. Alice was even more naughty than Keli, blasting the ruins of the wind dragon, the cliff of picking stars...

Wherever you feel unhappy, explode! Falga, the grand leader, would tuck his tail between his legs when he saw her, so as not to offend Ms. Alice.

I didn’t expect Ms. Alice’s limericks to be so violent.

Jing Fantian praised Keli: "Well, well, this poem is great! Using Duduke's flight, he wrote about the poet's disappointment in the entire old world. He must use the bomb in his hand to blow up a bright world and a bright future. Blue sky and white sun.”

"Great talent, great talent!"

Jing Fantian almost wanted to praise Keli to the heavens.

Keli said a little embarrassedly: "This is a poem written by mother, not Keli's."

Jing Fantian smiled: "What's Ms. Alice's is Keli's, it doesn't matter."

Keli rubbed her head and smiled, feeling very happy to be praised by Jing Fantian.

In the Knights, she was often criticized by everyone. She was not allowed to explode, and she was not allowed to explode. Brother Brahma was better, and he relied on her in everything.

Then Jing Fantian turned his attention to Keli's neighbor, Diona.

"Diona, please say a few words."

The eyes of everyone at the table shifted to Diona. Diona was a little shy. Writing poetry? She never did.

But when I listen to Keli's poems, I don't hear any high-level literary talents. She can imitate them.

Diona thought for a moment and chanted:

"Small flask, shake, shake."

"Shake out the bad wine and let the adults drink it bitterly."

"Until dad hates wine, until Master Diluc goes begging for food."

After reciting, Diona glanced around, feeling a little embarrassed and afraid that everyone would laugh at her.

But everyone is a dabbler and doesn’t know how to appreciate poetry at all.

Jing Fantian took the lead in applauding, and everyone at the table started applauding.

Jing Fantian is a poetry dragon and self-proclaimed poet dragon king, so he naturally wants to comment on Diona's poems.

"Okay, okay, this poem expresses the poet's resentment towards people living in drunken dreams and drinking for fun, and expresses his strong thoughts and feelings that his talents are not recognized and he has no way to serve the country."

"The poet is determined that one day, he will destroy all the wine in the world, destroy people's turbidity, and return a bright world to the world."

"The resentment from Qin, +100 talent points."

Qin was speechless, Diona just wanted to shake up a bad drink to make her father stop drinking.

How could Jing Fantian be so arrogant? Do you want to make the entire turbid human world your enemy?

Is this the reading comprehension of Liyue people?

Jing Fantian was happy and said to Diona: "You are good at poetry. I will make you one of the eight great masters of Li Meng."

"Li Meng's eight people?!"

Everyone was confused for a moment.

Jing Fantian explained: "In ancient times, people called the eight great poets of Liyue and Mondstadt the Eight Great Masters of Liyue and Meng, and they were praised as the eight most talented poets."

Keli requested: "Brother Brahma, I also want to be like Sister Diona and become the Eight Great Li Meng Family."

"Okay, okay, Keli is also one of the eight great families of Li Meng."

Diona finished reading her poem, and then everyone's eyes turned to Barbara.