Genshin Impact: The Great Evil Dragon’s Death System

Jing Fantian took out a lot of gift boxes from the Rock Dragon Cave and placed them in front of Keqing, and said to her: "Keqing, this is the gift I bought you in the solstice. Take a look."

Keqing's eyes moved slightly. There were about twenty gift boxes. Each gift box was carefully packaged, which showed Jing Fantian's painstaking efforts.

She opened one of the gift boxes and found a dress, showing fresh colors, like the clear sky of summer, soft and bright, dotted with various clouds, it looked extremely beautiful.

Keqing said to Jing Fantian: "Doesn't this dress cost a lot of money?"

Jing Fantian responded: "I bought it from a fashion store in Dongdu. A piece like this would cost a million molas!"

Ke Qing was a little shocked and said to Jing Fantian: "Don't spend money like this in the future. Your money should be spent in the most appropriate place."

Jing Fantian said: "This is the most suitable place for you."

Keqing blushed.

Jing Fantian's eyes suddenly caught sight of a green figure. At first glance, he thought he saw Hatsune Miku. At another glance, he immediately realized it was Xumi's Fa Lushan.

Jing Fantian threw Keqing aside: "Collect your gifts and go to the cold palace to stay. I'm going to meet Xumi's sweet sister!"

Jing Fantian suddenly disappeared.

"The resentment from Keqing, +100 talent points."

Keqing was so angry that she jumped and almost tore the skirt Jing Fantian gave her.

This damn guy loves everyone he meets, he is such a carefree dragon.

Fa Lushan, Seno, and Tinari were preparing to visit Jing Fantian, who was the lord of the Layer Rock Abyss. If they left because of resistance, it would be extremely detrimental to Xumi's diplomacy.

Suddenly, a figure appeared next to Fa Lushan.

He has a pair of golden dragon horns, has a handsome appearance, and is wearing an executive uniform in the style of the Winter Fools. He holds a rose in his mouth and blocks Fa Lushan's way in a romantic manner.

"Ah~ beautiful girl, you are like a flower that has just bloomed, so delicate and beautiful."

"Your face is like a dream, and your delicate eyebrows are like a fairy in a painting."

"Your...huh?! Two green onions are soft and elegant, which makes people enchanted."

"The resentment from Fa Lushan, +100 talent points."

Fa Lushan frowned and looked at Jing Fantian, pointing to her hair and said: "This is not green onion, this is my hair."

Fa Lushan knew Jing Fantian. His appearance had appeared in newspapers many times. As long as Fa Lushan was not blind, he would not be unable to recognize him.

But this guy fell in love with her appearance as soon as he came here. She was indeed a famous seductress. She looked like a libertine when we first met. However, the poem he wrote compared her hair to green onions, which made Fa Lushan a little angry.

Jing Fantian's mouth still echoed with a British accent: "Oh~sorry, noble madam, please forgive my lack of description, can you let me can need bee?"

"The resentment from Fa Lushan, +100 talent points."

Fa Lushan's green twin ponytails stood up angrily, and the power of the wind element echoed around her.

This dragon! Did the dragon think she was an idiot and couldn't understand what he was saying?

Fa Lushan wanted to summon her Pilan Heavy Machine and hit the opponent's face hard.

But she couldn't do that. This dragon was the master of the Strata Rock Abyss. Even if it wasn't a good dragon, it couldn't be offended easily, otherwise it would bring trouble to the Order.

Keqing ran over angrily, put one hand on Jing Fantian's ear, grabbed the other person's ear hard, and cursed: "Asshole, this is the newest sage of the Order Academy, you are a layer rock giant abyss." Wouldn’t the Dragon King be more polite?"

"Keqing, don't pull, don't pull, it's about to break!"

Fa Lushan breathed a sigh of relief, this little evil dragon still had someone to subdue him.

After a while, Fa Lushan introduced herself to Jing Brahma: "Your Highness Brahma, I am the newest sage of the Zhilun Sect of the Teaching Order. I am very happy to meet you."

Jing Fantian responded: "How happy are you?"

Fa Lushan's mind stopped working for a moment, but she immediately came to her senses and said, "It's as if His Highness is happy to see me."

Jing Fantian smiled: "You are so eloquent and make people feel comfortable as soon as you speak. I like to make friends with educated young people like you."

"Let me see this one!"

Jing Fantian turned his attention to Senuo and Tinari.

Sai Nuo bowed and introduced himself: "Your Highness, I am Sai Nuo, the Disciplinary Officer of the Order Academy."

Jing Fantian smiled and nodded: "I know you. You were one of the four warriors when I attacked Xumi City."

Sai Nuo smiled awkwardly: "Your Highness, we were just fulfilling our duties at that time, and we did not deliberately go against His Highness."

Jing Fantian responded: "It doesn't matter. I appreciate people with souls the most. Even if you chop off my head, I will still appreciate what you do."

"I heard that you are a master of bad jokes. Can you tell me a bad joke?"

Sai Nuo's eyes lit up. He was the best at telling cold jokes. Although his colleagues would agree with his cold jokes, they would not give him the space to express them.

Jing Fantian wanted to hear his cold jokes, that was just right.

Sainuo coughed and said to Jing Fantian: "The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the teaching court, the disciplinary officer asked him why. He said aggrievedly: "I just want to be with him. She took two photos of fainting sharks." "

"..."

In silence, everyone looked at Seno in embarrassment. Tinari covered his head. Seno's favorite was this kind of homophonic joke.

The colder you are, the more the other person seems to like you!

Jing Fantian touched his head and reacted for a moment, then laughed loudly: "I see, wedding dress and fainting shark have the same pronunciation, that's what your joke meant."

Seno smiled and glared at Tinari and the others to see if this was the reaction of someone who heard a cold joke.

Jing Fantian patted Sai Nuo on the shoulder: "Since you told a cold joke for me, I will also tell a cold joke for you."

Seno immediately perked up his ears, but his ears were not as standard as Tinari's.

Fa Lushan and Ke Qing were also listening curiously to see what cold jokes Jing Fantian would tell.

"Once upon a time, there was a girl named Xiaobei and a boy named Xiaoqian. They fell in love for three years. On a dark and windy night, they wrapped themselves in bed and became Xiaoguai!"

"..."

After Jing Fantian spoke, several people were silent for a moment, slowly savoring the taste. 18+, things that exceed the limits of this world must be given time.

Keqing was a political officer and knew a lot. She reacted immediately, blushed and took a sip at Jing Fantian.

Then there is Fa Lushan. Although she was born a hundred years ago, the intervening hundred years were a blank. In fact, her mind and body are still that of a girl. She has always had the pleasure of being called senior.

Fa Lushan blushed. This guy is the same age as a child, but why does he know so much?

Sano and Tinari finally reacted and were a little at a loss. If they were bad boys, their eyes would instantly understand and they gave Jing Fantian a strong smile. However, both Sano and Tinari were good boys. For those who are 18+ Things are a desert.

It was rare that the other party asked Jing Fantian to tell a cold joke, so Jing Fantian directly showed off his own strength.

"The so-called growth means hearing the word "turbulent waves" and no longer thinking of the sea."

"My surname is Cao. I come from a scholarly family and am proficient in poetry, calligraphy and etiquette, so my parents named me Cao Shili."