Dressed as a villain’s own mother, I became a popular child variety show by relying on sand sculptur

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[Is this the legendary mommy speed? 】

[I laughed so hard, my reaction was so fast. 】

[Those who respond quickly are afraid of being responded to by others (laughing)]

[I say it again, the eternal god of straight balls! ! ! 】

The guests were all tortured by the first day's task. When Leng Qingqing stepped forward, she asked the director to treat him to KFC.

When she heard the word KFC, Julie, who was too tired to say anything, her sapphire eyes instantly lit up.

Jiang Shi was the same. He immediately jumped up from where he was and echoed Leng Qingqing's words like a dog-legger.

"KFC, I want to eat KFC!!!"

The children were all shouting. The director wiped his sweat and glared at the instigator. In order not to arouse public anger, he had no choice but to agree.

"Okay, okay, KFC is KFC, everyone must do their job well!"

Leng Qingqing narrowed one eye, held her breath and threw the dart out.

The Frisbee spun rapidly.

"boom!"

The darts were firmly attached to the Frisbee, and the rotation of the roulette gradually stopped under the silent gazes of everyone.

The director stepped forward, and as the camera progressed, he pulled out the dart and announced.

"seesaw."

Zhou Yuanlong raised his eyebrows, Leng Qingqing was assigned the same task as him.

"If you are assigned to the same task, there will only be one card for this round of tasks."

As soon as the director said this, everyone's eyes fell on Zhou Yuanlong and Leng Qingqing.

Zhou Yuanlong: "Director, you are too stingy. Why don't you add another card to Miss Leng and Hengheng? Otherwise, won't word get out that I, Zhou Yuanlong, bully women and children?"

All the guests were speechless and fell silent.

Let’s not mention Zhou Yuanlong’s words. He was obviously using others as a shield to benefit himself.

——Bullying women and children?

Thank you for speaking out.

Who was the person who insisted on grabbing other people's cards before?

Zhou Yuanlong caught a glimpse of everyone's expressions and quickly turned his head, his expression a little embarrassed for a moment.

He immediately changed his tune and tried to save himself.

"We took so many detours because the rules of the program were not clear before. But after the director explained it clearly, there were no problems."

Good guy, the blame is again placed on the rules of the show.

"The rules of the show don't let people grab cards." This sentence came out of nowhere.

Zhou Yuanlong subconsciously raised his eyes and looked at the large group of people behind the monitor. Everyone looked as normal. He didn't know who said that.

"Haha," Zhou Yuanlong could only hide his mood with a smile: "The director didn't say he couldn't take it, right? What's the point of a mission without competitive spirit?"

As he said that, he looked directly at the director: "Am I right, director? You really didn't say you couldn't snatch the card, right? You have to seek justice for me."

"..." The director was sweating profusely: "This... I just vaguely talked about it."

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In front of the seesaw, Leng Qingqing and Zhou Yuanlong stood opposite each other. They were really enemies on a narrow road.

"Brother Zhou, I didn't expect there to be such a tacit understanding."

Leng Qingqing wandered to one end of the seesaw and sat on it immediately.

"Hengheng, let's speed up. Don't keep your Uncle Zhou waiting."

Huo Yanheng walked towards the other side of the seesaw with his short legs, but he stopped after taking only two steps.

Because Zhou Yuanlong sat on it.

"Let's do this," Zhou Yuanlong said, "I won't bully you either. Let's compete in a round and give in to whoever loses. How about that?"

Leng Qingqing was not afraid: "How to compare?"

Zhou Yuanlong's eyes narrowed slightly: "The rules are very simple. Whoever falls down first loses. I am stronger than you, so I let you sit here. Is this fair?"

As he spoke, he pointed to the half of Lengqingqing near the center.

It’s a big ‘concession’.

But Leng Qingqing knew that this guy was definitely not as kind as he showed.

Sure enough, after Zhou Yuanlong had sex with her for a few rounds, he yelled, "Oh!"

Zhou Yuanlong showed off his 100% acting skills and tried to let everyone know that he accidentally failed to master the balance, so he skated so suddenly and with such force.

Leng Qingqing saw him pretending to be sliding towards her and could see through his mind at a glance.

She was sitting close to the center, and Zhou Yuanlong could reach her if he stretched out his hand.

Zhou, Yuan and Dragon.

This cunning, scheming, immortal...

Zhou Yuanlong's hands fluttered in the air in panic, but he couldn't catch anything. His movements seemed to be unorganized, but in fact, his buttocks were moving forward very quickly.

Leng Qingqing pretended to be shocked, quietly placed one hand on the central axis, and quickly loosened the screw.

The system couldn't help but sigh: "What is the ruthless iron hand? I have finally seen it today."

Not only a ruthless iron hand, but also a wrench master.

What is a human spanner? This is the real wrench in the world! ! !

Zhou Yuanlong narrowed his eyes and grabbed a hand at the deserted collar.

At this moment, he looked up and saw her smiling faintly at him. Her beautiful eyes were black and white, and the bright mercury contained a pool of black ink, which was full of bad water.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but the fabric between the crotch is getting tighter and tighter!

Zhou Yuanlong could not move forward. Almost at the same time, he felt an extremely dangerous aura coming from the middle of his crotch.

He lowered his head in horror.

There was a sharp pain in his lower body, and he felt that his baby seemed to be caught by something. The pain made his vision go dark, and his soul almost flew away from the pain.

The fear of losing his lifeblood made Zhou Yuanlong lose control of his expression, and his facial features were completely in disarray.

"what----!"

The entire venue was filled with Zhou Yuanlong's howling like killing a pig.

pain!

Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain! ! !